Today Is Not Remy Ma's Day
Remy Ma was sentenced to 8 years in the chokey today for shooting a friend outside a NYC nightclub last summer. Remy said it was an accident. Yeah, just like I accidentally went pee pee in my bed last night, because I was too lazy to go to the toilet. I'm joking! I swear. Ok, I'm not.
26-year-old Remy cried when the judge handed down the sentence. It could have been worse. She faced up to 25-years in prison.
To make Remy's life even more depressing, her weekend wedding was called off by officials.. She was supposed to marry her rapper boyfriend Papoose, but he was caught with a handcuff key during a visit. The dumb fuck tried to smuggle it in. He was immediately kicked off Rikers and told he can't come back for 6-months.
Papoose tried to hide that key in his poop shoot, didn't he? He farted and it fell out of his ass.
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"Papoose " sounds like an STD. Anyway, what were his plans for the handcuff key, anyway?. Was rescuing the fair Ghetto Wannabe Rapper princess his main plan?
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Papoose is a dumbass. He shoulda brought the key inside a baby strapped to his back. Damn! Can't even get that shit right.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Looks like a birthday cake shit all over her.
Thank you!! That is a perfect description of her ensemble.
VLL... Would you forgive me if I accidentally shot you?
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Go Spurs!
Looks like a birthday cake shit all over her.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
I know that whenever I shoot my friends, it's ALWAYS an accident. I swear.
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But then again, what do I know?
Who is this damn ho anyway?
I looked her up a while back and got nothing really.
Stop with the bangs already.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Retards.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Papoose?
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.