Today Is Not Remy Ma's Day
Remy Ma was sentenced to 8 years in the chokey today for shooting a friend outside a NYC nightclub last summer. Remy said it was an accident. Yeah, just like I accidentally went pee pee in my bed last night, because I was too lazy to go to the toilet. I'm joking! I swear. Ok, I'm not.
26-year-old Remy cried when the judge handed down the sentence. It could have been worse. She faced up to 25-years in prison.
To make Remy's life even more depressing, her weekend wedding was called off by officials.. She was supposed to marry her rapper boyfriend Papoose, but he was caught with a handcuff key during a visit. The dumb fuck tried to smuggle it in. He was immediately kicked off Rikers and told he can't come back for 6-months.
Papoose tried to hide that key in his poop shoot, didn't he? He farted and it fell out of his ass.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She shot a friend?!! I hate to see what she does to her enemies! Bitch is TROUBLE!
Your face!
will remy get to keep her hair while she's on lockdown?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
original putas on May 13, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I Cant help but feel sorry for her, though I know I shouldn't, because if she hadn't misses, someone would be dead right now. However, she most likely grew up in a violent, ignorant environment. You don't just get this way over night. And in that sense, shes a victim too. Shes antisocial yes, but thats the way she was reared most likely...
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That's not an excuse. She chose to continue that life style as an adult, then she has to pay the price now.
I don't feel bad for her.
Sucks to be her.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 12:28pm.
ImpertinentVixen,
Oh the Goslings?!?!?! I didn't think of that! Dammit! Now i'll have to go play crossing guard for the next two months!
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I know. The Canada geese can be hissy and mean, but those goslings are so adorable, I can't help myself.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
thats pretty damn sucky. but she did shoot someone...they should give her an extra year in jail for having blonde bangs!!
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Wow, sucks to be her.
It's pathetic how quick people are to use guns.
People need to get punched in the mouth more often. But you can't hit them, because they have guns!
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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I Cant help but feel sorry for her, though I know I shouldn't, because if she hadn't misses, someone would be dead right now. However, she most likely grew up in a violent, ignorant environment. You don't just get this way over night. And in that sense, shes a victim too. Shes antisocial yes, but thats the way she was reared most likely...
So I just realize the black stuff on her head is not a hoodie but her hair - bawwahhhaahhhaaahhha.
Solid Brougham
a friend of mine told me she came into a nail salon in her neighborhood to have her nails done. whatever. this woman is stupid and i don't feel sorry for her.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Remy and her buddy must have been playing Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.
"It's Wabbit Season!"
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Mrs. K,
I have done rabbit rescue for over 10years so, i tend to have a bunneh bent, so i miss out on cute non-bunny stuff.
Thanks for the heads up!!!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 3:27pm.
She must have thought her friend was a pheasant like Ole' Dick Cheney. If you can take down a pheasant on the streets of New York, that's a great hunting score.
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That reminds my of My Little Pony's hat from yesterday. Good thing she was in London!
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But then again, what do I know?
by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 2:13pm.
how do you accidently shoot someone? sounds like accidental fucking.
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shhhh woman! ITS NOT THE SAME THING!
Lol
O.T.: Sucks to be her.
She must have thought her friend was a pheasant like Ole' Dick Cheney. If you can take down a pheasant on the streets of New York, that's a great hunting score.
Papoose and Remy really think they're gangsta. But in reality, they're just a coupla dumbasses...
Submitted by NYC_Lady on May 13, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Papoose - A child carrier/sling, especially ones resembling those of Native Americans.
Why would a rapper call himself that?
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Seeing as though he's going to be saddled with Remy Ma's son for the next 8 years all of a sudden the name sounds kind of fitting.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 11:54am.
It is a classic!!! I buy it for all my friends babies.
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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine
Mrs.Kravitz! I do not know that book!!!!
Looks like i'm off to Borders tonight. Darn!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 11:28am.
Make Way for Ducklings is a children's picture book written and illustrated by Robert McCloskey. First published in 1941, the book tells the story of a pair of mallard ducks who decide to raise their family on an island in the lagoon in Boston Public Garden, a park in the center of Boston, Massachusetts.
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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine
Bad hair day, thats for sure.
ImpertinentVixen,
Oh the Goslings?!?!?! I didn't think of that! Dammit! Now i'll have to go play crossing guard for the next two months!
tonicbitch,
The asswipes that cannot be bothered to slow down burn my ass! No one is THAT important that you can't slow down for 3 minutes!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 13, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I remember!
you were just sitting there, minding your own business when suddenly, there was a dick in your vag!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Can't believe how dumb people can be. There was a girl I knew who was going to an "elite" university. Anyways her man was in jail for dealing and she tried to smuggle him pot and pills and now this little princess is doing a year of jail herself. This is what happends when kids watch too many movies and think they can get away with anything. Whatever.
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i am so sick of these people that want to appear "hard" and are hurting people to try to impress others. cuz that's what i think she was doing. she wanted to prove to everyone that she's as bad as she claims she is in her music so went and shot her friend. i'm also sick of violence being considered cool by these people. violence is horrible and wrong. it's not something to be glorified, as many rappers do. i'm glad she was crying when they told her her sentence. not so hard now, are u ms. remy?
Papoose - A child carrier/sling, especially ones resembling those of Native Americans.
Why would a rapper call himself that?
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 11:18am.
xxyxz
accidental fucking?
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"I don't know how it happened!! I just fell on his hard-on!!!"
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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine
xxyxz
accidental fucking? yeah, when your clothes magically leave your body and you're thrown down on a bed. I hate when that happens.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 2:13pm.
how do you accidently shoot someone? sounds like accidental fucking.
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I asked myself that same question. She was arguing with her friend over supposedly stealing money from her purse. Then she pulled out a gun and shot her friend in the stomach. That's not accidental. And don't try that "I pulled out the gun to scare her" excuse. You do not pull a gun on someone unless you intend to shoot them.
I forgot about dickhead cheney! LOL!
yeah, I don't see her tramping around the woods looking for bear.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Clarisse - There is a swamp outside of my office and the geese cause traffic jams. But what really pisses me off are the people who dont wait and just run over them.
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christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 1:13pm.
how do you accidently shoot someone?
- We could ask Dick Cheney....
But I don't think this Remy thing hunts.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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A grown ass man calls himself 'papoose' and he is a bad ass rapper too????
You just can't de-ghetto some people.
Clarisse: Sometimes Canada geese walk across the roadway because their goslings can't fly yet. But I see your point.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 10:13am.
how do you accidently shoot someone? sounds like accidental fucking.
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Belive it or not... That happens ALL the time!
Um... The Fucking I mean
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Go Spurs!
how do you accidently shoot someone? sounds like accidental fucking.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
she belongs in jail for that hair alone. idiot.
She still rocks. I love her music. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site/.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 11:07am.
Those Canada geese have such a sense of entitlement!
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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine
With friends like these, who doesn’t need Kevlar?
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
With hair and accessories like that...
Remy looks like a raccoon that was attacked by Rainbow Brite, Jem & The Holograms, and The Smurfs...
no day is a good day for her!
That's all.
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See you in 20 years, Bitch!
You know she's going eff up multiple times in lock-up, and they'll end up tacking on more time.
lol Clarisse!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
She's gonna know what a thug really is now.
NOW speaking of dumb, it's rant time.
Outside my office window...It's spring. The canadian geese are nesting. Oh, pretty picture, geese on the pond...oooh...
BUT, these are stupid geese that then attempt to WALK across a 4 lane, 55 mph road!!!!!
IF NATURE GAVE YOU WINGS AND YOU DECIDE TO CHANCE THE WALK ACROSS THE ROAD, YOU DESERVE TO BE ROAD PIZZA!!!
Thank you.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Is she a biological female? I've always had my doubts.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Looks like a birthday cake shit all over her.
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LMAO. A birthday cake with sprinkles.
MEH!
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What in the world is going on with her hair? Yuck!
I want to know how Papoose tried to sneak a key into Rikers. Was he dumb enough to just keep it in his pocket?
xxyxz - because it's you, I would. But just this once. Next time and you are so off the Christmas list
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.