Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Hickey By HoHan?
Hmmm...Samantha Ronson's possible love bite does match the shit stain on HoHan's upper lip. Lesbian hickey! I just want to carefully remove it and keep it in my pocket. A Ronson/HoHan hickey will definitely get me free Indigo Girls tickets.
Seriously, hickeys are tacky ass! Ronson needs to rub off some of HoHan's tan grease and cover her hickey with it. Better yet, take a frozen spoon to it. You know, that frozen spoon method never fucking works. It only makes your neck cold.
Anyway, HoHan is still in gayelle Paree on business. HoHan is there to whore out her leggings line for prostitutes. Ronson is tjust here for the ride....literally!
Sam needs a rabies shot STAT!
Your face!
Submitted by kaiserin on May 13, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Yes.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on May 13, 2008 - 12:50pm.
okay...I know I'm new to all of this...long time reader..first time poster and all, but when did lohan go noman?
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Why does she always make Ronson walk a few steps behind like a fucking Chinese wife?
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Lindsay:
How close to hell do you want to fly -
b4 you pull up ?
Read Romans / Ch. 1 -
You freaking retard !
Peace (if you can find it)
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Sammy is so gross. Meth face and she can't spin worth shit!
Hickeys were so cool...in junior high school. Kinda like a dog marking its territory.
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Ew two fuglies do not make a right!
Lindsay is a ugly skank... eDataJob.com
Thinking of these 2 skags copulating in hot wet greasy passion makes me want to hurl
okay...I know I'm new to all of this...long time reader..first time poster and all, but when did lohan go noman?
wow she'll do anything to stay in the spotlight won't she?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on May 13, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Just the thought of those two skanks munching each other's carpets almost turned me into a pillar of salt. I could literally feel the life force trying to escape from my body. ((shivers))
GROSS, you gave me flashbacks of Lohan's crotch shots. That shit looks like a bald freckled opossum put through a meat grinder. I don't even want to IMAGINE her gf's twat.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The ciggie in Sammy-Boy's hat-band makes her look like a pretentious 17 year-old Emo twat. She's stealing Pete Doherty's look.
OMG, my total trash Target cashier had a hickey today. YUCK.
Just the thought of those two skanks munching each other's carpets almost turned me into a pillar of salt. I could literally feel the life force trying to escape from my body. ((shivers))
It may have already been said, but Samantha Ronson is 30 year-old talentless, trust-fund baby who's clinging to Blohan's fading celebrity like a life preserver on the Titanic.
I'll bet Blohan was stupid enough to pay for Sammy-Boy's plane ticket. Idiot. Sammy will sell Blohan down the river for a couple of exclusive, high paying, drunken photos. AGAIN.
I'm still having a hard time with black leggings!
A business trip to Paris to promote black leggings!
Are you effing kidding me???
Oh and take a bath-wash that dirty sanchez off your lip.
They must have been test marketing the new "Mr. Big Vibrator".
Hickeys are only special when they're from Kenickie.
Like a Hallmark card.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Wonder how you say, "Diseased ho-bag" in French.
Oh, and I bet she gave herself that hickey using a Dyson.
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Parissucks - I don't know what it was, but her outfit worked, she must have been a size 12. Shit, I'm a six/eight and I wouldn't EVER wear skinny jeans. I tried on a pair once and wanted to DIE.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Hohan thinks she so hot with her Farrah Fawcett hair and her stupid leggings. She's just so slutty.
And I'm willing to bet my left teat that hickey was by Hohan. She looks like the type that does that.
Anyway, hickeys are SOOO tacky. I was given one once, by this douche I used to date in HS, and it was a fucking nightmare. I had to make sure I wore turtle necks in the house, cuz if my dad saw that shit I would get a beat down(my dad's a crazy old-fahioned italian scary mofo). The worst part is that it was springtime and I was wearing turtlenecks for a week straight. LOL
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I don't even care about the hickey, I just like the cigarette in the little bow band thing of her hat. I thought 'how clever"
Guys who wear skinny jeans are fucking LAME.
I am surprised that a bigger girl looked good in skinny jeans- usually when I see someone like Alicia Keys, or Beyonce wearing them, I think "No.".
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I don't know who is worse in the skinny jeans- Sam or Lindsay. You really have to have a certain body type to pull of skinny jeans.
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I completly agree, they make her look even MORE like a dude.
All she needs is a skateboard to finish it off.
Sensi I think you nailed it
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Parissucks - I actually saw a bigger girl wear skinny jeans and it looked GOOD. This was the other day. I did a triple-take, because usually when anyone above a size two wears them, it's a nightmare.
The WORST is when GUYS with fat legs squeeze into a pair of skinny jeans. Yes, I have seen that shit often. Guys in skinny jeans is bad enough, let alone when they have sausage-leg.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I don't know who is worse in the skinny jeans- Sam or Lindsay. You really have to have a certain body type to pull off skinny jeans.
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These two are on drugs together. That's the attraction. Lesbians like Ronson are also big into drama, and Lohan loves that. Their relationship is all about uppers, raging on each other, and then eating each other out. Oh, and Ronson is 30. Yeah, 30. At least she has an excuse to look that old.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
It just look so NASTY that she wears those skinny jeans, but her legs are so gapped [bowlegged] UGH!!!
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"What could she possibly have that makes her in any way, shape, or form desirable?"
um...pussy?
Submitted by kaiserin on May 13, 2008 - 11:55am.
you rule.
just remind me never to piss you off, lol!
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omg ,kaiserin,
You are funny.
I feel the same way, I can't stand those skinny jeans on her, probably more than the hat, I hate the fucking hat, but it's the JEANS!
Submitted by kaiserin on May 13, 2008 - 12:55pm.
after your "rants" i always feel like starting a militia and storming hollywood looking for the blood of celebrities.... in a good way!LOL!
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Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
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Submitted by kaiserin on May 13, 2008 - 9:55am.
What could she possibly have that makes her in any way, shape, or form desirable?
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Duh! Good coke.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Ewww. I really hate Hohan, and don't consider her to be pretty at all (mostly because she's such an ugly, repulsive person on the inside and that shines through), but what the HELL does she see in this fugly Ronson beast? Now THAT thing is truly ugly. And she seems to do everything she possibly can to make herself even more ugly. Her hair looks like shit, her clothes are just hideous, especially those skinny jeans and those big stupid clunky shoes, and of course that fucking hat. That stupid goddamned hat she always wears is the icing on the rotten, stale, maggot-infested cake that is Samantha Ronson. What could she possibly have that makes her in any way, shape, or form desirable?
Not that Hohan herself is any prize pig, what with her gross orange Oompa-Loompa skin, that brownish stain above her upper lip that looks like shit, all those freckles (especially that one freckle right on her upper lip...what the hell is that about?), her curveless body, and her ugly tits. But none of that compares to her truly ugly personality, her sense of entitlement, arrogance, catty, spiteful behavior, to name a very few of the biggest ones. I guess they deserve each other, because I cannot imagine anyone else wanting either of them. They certainly aren't worth anything, and the idea of actually putting up with Hohan's ugliness, or looking at Ronson's fug face would be enough to keep most people away. LOL.
Sensi - I dunno, sometimes it seems to me like she really is into girls based on interviews I have read, but damn that girl does love the cock too. Maybe she's just a really enthusiastic bi.
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My sis called dibs on Jemaine, so that left me Bret, who I liked better anyway. But she tells me now he's engaged!!! ENGAGED?!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Hi MONKEYPOX!
Jemaine is one sexy bitch! Brett is a cutie too...the show cracks me up....
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OMG PSL I was listening to that song this morning and kept cracking up... God I love the FoC!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
let's not jump to conclusions, she's with Lohan... it could just be a rash
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"Someday I'll wish upon a star.
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
high above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me."
The hickey on her neck may be uncool, but the ciggie in her hat band certainly is not!
Trés chic, Sam-sam.
I'm bored with you now.
Is there ANYONE left who believes these 2 are "just friends"?
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
Good god yes...I haven't walked funny in a bit, so I'll have to fix that tonight...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I don't believe that Blohan can get through the day without some real dick. Somehow it doesn't seem like a DP strapon would be enough for her.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I'm just in love with Sam Ronson. Even though I'm a straigh female. Must be the shoes.
Or that she reminds me of Marcus of 976-EVIL.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 13, 2008 - 8:32am.
The hottest sex I had involved lots of scratching, pinning down etc. etc... and hickie in places where they can't be seen...mmmmmmmmmmm
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Great. Now I'm horney.
Gonna have to diddle myself at lunch time.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Ronson needs to shower asap...ew
MK! Why always at lunchtime???
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 13, 2008 - 9:32am.
The hottest sex I had involved lots of scratching, pinning down etc. etc... and hickie in places where they can't be seen...mmmmmmmmmmm
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Word! The best sex is the kind you feel for like 3 days and have to explain to your momma why you're walking funny.
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