Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Beat And Beat
Bat Boy to himself: "How did I get here? Why is this happening to me? I just want to be in my cave, hanging upside down and sleeping. I is sooo tired."
Xtina to Bat Boy: "Bat ass! I can't lift my eyelashes again! Go out to the car and get the crobar."
Xtina and Bat Boy attended the Christian Dior Cruise collection last night in NYC. He should have been at home in bed. She should have been at home washing her face off with battery acid.
JLo and Skeletor were also there. Do you think that when Xtina and JLo cheek kiss, a new brand of foundation is born?
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She looks STUNNING! Jordan does the night feeds to Xtina can sleep (which is properly why he looks soo tired.)
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
Christina and JLo must make up like 50% of MAC's profit, but why are they trying so hard when their husbands are so damn ugly?
Jlo is married to Skeletor and Faghaguilera is married to Zac Braff after he got beat with the ugly stick a couple MORE times!
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
i love her and i can't say anything bad about her. i don't know why i just can't.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Her chi-chis look fit to burst! Maybe the outfit is too tight?
Your face!
I wonder what they would call the color of their foundation together? Trampy White? Tranny Mess Colour (with a u it's "fancier" maybe?)
Your face!
I like Christina, but not that lipstick.
Hey you get off my cloud...
did someone punch holes in her knees?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Surely she can afford some knee pads...
just wait til she discovers plastic surgery. She is gonna be a hotter mess by 35 yrs old.
Holy crud, someone needs to nominate her for an honorary Golden Girl award. She's got the Blanche Deveraux look down pat.
What happened to her? Her son is going to grow up thinking that's his grandma, not his mom.
I still can't believe that she hasn't even had her 30th birthday yet. She looks like an old Vegas whore. She and JHo are both still hiding the postpregnancy tummies.
Yeah that make up is heavy. She looks like she's gonna need some help from celebrityprayerlist.com and stat.
how did xtina miss putting make up on those scarred up knees?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
jackie:
I heard burt renalds doesn't go anywhere without a full face either. very sad. the only time i wear makeup is if i'm going somewhere formal, or to a party. other than that, its just not nessacary.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Either she is holding her purse in front of her stomach because she has a leftover mommy tummy or she is pregnant again. Other than that, she usually dressed so skimpy. She has something to hide.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Submitted by kaiserin on May 13, 2008 - 11:42am.
Submitted by carlk223 on May 13, 2008 - 11:38am.
Jesus Christ, don't you fuckers ever stop with this shit? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY, IDENTITY-THEFT SITES!!!
Oh, someone here posted the info of the asshole who runs all these sites...can they post it again so I can have it, and use it to counter-spam these fuckers?
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I had it, but ppl were bitching about it because I was posting it up but meh @ them!
*goes to look for info*
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Why does Jordan always look so greasy and as if hes done a few lines in the bathroom? Ugh! Christina's outfit is nice but why is she hiding her tummy behind her clutch? If its too tight baby maybe you should opt for another ensemble.
Her makeup & hair has looked worse. I think her eyebrows and of course her tan are whats making the look badder than what it is.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Some serious bowlegs.
Submitted by carlk223 on May 13, 2008 - 11:38am.
Jesus Christ, don't you fuckers ever stop with this shit? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY, IDENTITY-THEFT SITES!!!
Oh, someone here posted the info of the asshole who runs all these sites...can they post it again so I can have it, and use it to counter-spam these fuckers?
Startlingly, I think we have all seen her makeup look much worse.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Did she have to Crisco herself in order to slide into that sausage casing of a suit she is wearing?
Nice knee scabs, Xtina. I guess she's still DRRRRTY.
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Cute couple. But just saw his personals ad on milllionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
i use to wear alot of make-up, full foundation, concealer, powder, lip liner eye liner, and i did it everyday no matter where i was going. but i said fuck that, too much work and in the summer it doesn't feel right on my face. but i understand, some women just don't feel right if they don't have a full face on and christina is one of them. does it make her look like a transgender clown? yes, but it also makes her happy and thats all that matters.
she has the ugliest legs
He DOES look so sad! :( *waves to DAE when she comes around* but damn! Someone give BB a hit of a joint or blunt or SOMETHING! Poor thing!
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Hi paris! How are you?
Thanks, it makes me happy to see Wino frolicking in the woods like a cracked-out wild animal! It lets me know that all is right in the world. ;)
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
That lipstick is absolutely atrocious. NEon fucking pink. NASTY!
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
DR.FUNK
Hate on MK.I loves me some CA.Whenever those hormones finally correct...I'm here for you girly!
did bitch accidentally dip her tatooed red lips into her vat of bleach?
Hey, what's with the cigarette burns/herpes sores on Christina's knees??????????????????
I actually think the dress/shoes are lovely, but her face looks gross. She is really a pretty girl but all that putty hides it.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Hey RadioSiren! Nice avie!
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
The eyebrows and lipstick are a little much,
but his lips are gross!
She looks old...
*Smile Bitches*
BRADIFUL BITCH,
Whenever you post something it takes me 10 minutes to get it...i read a word, look at your avie...read that word again, look at your avie...NomNomNom!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
She's looking very short and stocky these days.
And the lipstick/shoe matching is HORRIFYING.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
M.E.: hairy knees? EWWWWWW!
(hi hun)
Are those rug burns or did she hack herself while shaving?
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Those DO look like rug burns. Apparently he can't stand looking at her face, either. (and he's a batboy!)
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 10:09am.
I dunno what she said to him, but bat boy looks ready to burst into tears.
- I think she cut him with one of her eyelashes.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 7:50am.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 7:38am.
Are those rug-burns on her knees?
They take turns playing Hide-the-Chorizo.
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(hi sheeps lol)
Christina always had that bitchy aura about her so if she's being a bitchy diva to batboy, well then, that's what he has to pay for marrying her. Women like her are eternal girlfriends who look good by a man's side but fail miserably to be a good wife. They are trophies. I could be wrong with them, tho.
Anyway, don't marry that pretty diva airhead if what you want is a good wife.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Sheeps:
hehehehehhehehhehehehehehheh
I know! Who the hell wants to hear about their sex life? YUCK!
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
Do you think that when Xtina and JLo cheek kiss, a new brand of foundation is born?
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Possibly. But even more importantly, I think that when Skeletor and Bat Boy mingle they severely increase the power of Grayskull.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 8:06am.
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WARNING to DAE!!! Do NOT come in here....
What happened to her? She has Hillary Clinton table legs, her hair looks like spun cotton, her dress is way too tight and it looks like her shoes hit the wall before her face. She looks like a 55 year old congresswoman. For real!
I dunno what she said to him, but bat boy looks ready to burst into tears.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I swear he used to smile before they got married...Christina has sucked the happy out of him
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy