The Bachelor: It's Shayne!
Unfortunately, that's not a huge cock she's gasping at. It's a measly engagement ring. Matt Grant proposed to Shayne Lamas on last night's season finale of The Bachelor. Matt just wants to be a part of Hollywood royalty. HA! Wait, if Matt married Shayne (which he won't), how will he be related to Shauna Sand? He really should have thought about this before he popped the question! Oh well, he still has Michelle Smith's crooked face to look forward to seeing at holidays.
Matt dumped Chelsea and she was pissed. She called Shayne the "falsest person here." If by "falsest," she means "gorgeous, glamorous and husky" then I agree. Chelsea will get over it by munching on some beaver. I seriously got major lesbo vibes from her. She is not strictly dickly.
When it came time to propose to Shayne, Matt got down on one knee and said, "Monkey, will you marry me?” Shayne kind of gushed for the cameras and said yes. I'm surprised she didn't ask the producer, "Where's the good light? Which camera is on me? Can we do this again? I wasn't crying enough! Get the glycerine!"
She then told Matt, “I will marry you under one condition, that you will never look at another woman for the rest of our lives, because you have looked at way too many during our relationship.”
And that was that! I'm sure they already broken up and Shayne is negotiations to be the next Bachelorette. Fuck Shayne! Michelle Smith should be the next Bachelorette.
Clip of Shayne's Emmy performance is below:
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" Matt... Matt...
Ohh Matt...
Matt... Oh... "
Sounds like a dirty movie...
tho it's still a happy ending...
Good for you ! even tho i don't watch this show...
The British accent is sexy...
Mark...
Ohh... Mark...
Mark... Ohh...
sexy Mark Ronson... :P
vomit. if he thinks she's on her way to becoming a successful actress, he just got suckered. he's a tool for choosing the midget.
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Fake. Fake. Fake. The show too.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Shayne is gorgeous and the show is not fake, they´ll be very happy forever I´m sure...
btw is "plump" a new word for perfect?
"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptized her - I thought she looked fantastic"
BLECH. You have GOT to be kidding me.
Was that a clip from some cheesy soap opera? Please tell me it was. Please. Pretty please with sugar on top.
Excuse me while I run to the nearest toilet to throw up now.
Clarisse: Is that Christian Bale on your avie? He looks insane there but....*sigh* that man drives me nuts...YummY!
I have to admit, I used to watch (and like) the first seasons of this show. It seemed fairly legitimate even if many of the women were clearly only there to get their faces on TV. But Trista and whats-his-name are married with a baby, and a couple of the others lasted a little while.
I haven't watched for ages, though, as this has turned into the worst fake reality show on television. Shayne or whatever her name is looks like a very plump 22 year old. She better watch the carbs.
I stopped watching this show after Bob the Bachelor.... he was not even hot but I loved him because he was so funny!!
*Smile Bitches*
You know, i'd punch a man if he nicknamed me "Monkey", but when said with a posh British accent, i'm ok with it!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Well, I made it through 10 seconds before shutting it off. Really, what are the ratings for this show? Does anyone buy this? It's insulting.
The whole season was a huge setup. Mike Fleiss (the producer of the show) and Shaye's Father are good friends. Rumor I read someplace is that Shaye and the Bachelor already knew each other before the show started. They needed a sure thing in the end because there have been so many of these couples that haven't made it past the first round of after interviews.
Wow that was exactly like watching daytime tv. This is the most fake reality show on television, which is saying a lot. They'll be over in two weeks, if they aren't already.
Holding her mouth open in an "O" looks to be her baseline.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
He is going to wind up porking his new fiance's evil ex-stepmother-in-law; the lovely Shauna Sands! HAHAHA
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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This has got to be THE MOST RIDICULOUS show on t.v.
I knew he was going to pick Shane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crap! I hate it when chix dont move hair that caught on their fake eyelashes! It makes my eyes itch!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
WHY is this show on the air?
I prefer the clip from when Matt dumped Bachelorette #3 (Amanda) and she called him a douchebag.
Matt simply picked the girl that would add a few extra seconds to his 15 minutes of fame. At 22, Shayne already has a stumpy little body that looks just one chip shy of blowing up.
Mazel Tov douchebags!
At least they don't spoil two households.
Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan
Want Gold Ratings????
Why not Put Phoebe Price as the next Bachelorette???
or even Angelique from Rock of Love???
Matt can celebrate his vows by poking his step-mother-in-law in the stairwell. (Ed: They'd do it in the stairwell; to my knowledge, Shauna does not have a pokeable stairwell.)
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by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 10:21am.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 9:19am.
that's five minutes of life we will never get back.
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I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
(how are you hun?)
Would have preferred the clip of the sobbing reject.
This scene looked like it was choreographed by the hot bitches at Telemundo. All it lacked was lucite stripper shoes.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 9:19am.
that's five minutes of life we will never get back.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
ARGH! Y did I even bother to watch that crap!?
*kicking myself*
What a hottie! I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
and that's why I don't watch prime time.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.