Morning Wood

So here Brad goes with the ODD ASS TATTOOS that you have to use a Decoder ring to understand just like his woman. i dont think brad is in love with angelina. i think he wants to BE her.

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I hope Minnie drowns and the baby floats to surface and rolls over and pulls and Esther Williams and is saved by the wet nurse.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Tony had to dump her when he realized the tranny actually thought he would marry her. No professional athlete would want a child with that ugly, midget gene pool.

segways are evil...

tequila looks like a 2 year old...all head and skinny bird legs...

since brad's tats are fug, is he saying that's what he thinks of new orleans?

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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Raven really does NEED to walk - a lot.

Miley has a problem. I don't know what. There is a definite need for attention there. And she already gets a lot of attention because of who she is. Girl is destined for problems.

Rod on May 13, 2008 - 11:59am.
Kdraco....I am feeling good today. Still have some bad days but they are getting to be few and far between. I hope you have a fabulous time. I would love to see your pics too.
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OOO I am so glad to hear you are doing better! I was wondering how you were....I promise to email the pictures when I return ok? :)
Muah!

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her on millionaire datingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

For gawd's sake, HOW OLD IS RAVEN??? She's like an adult child. Sh*t! Does she have a nanny or babysitter or something? She's running around like my 12 year-old neighbor kid.

Simpson and Lachey should get back together and move away from the cameras and pimp daddy. He has another daughter to ruin.

Miley , Miley ,Miley .. We all know you're a ho!
embrace it !

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Go Spurs!

Kdraco....I am feeling good today. Still have some bad days but they are getting to be few and far between. I hope you have a fabulous time. I would love to see your pics too.

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

by Rod on May 13, 2008 - 11:53am.
Hi kdraco...hope you have a great time in Costa Rica. My Mom said it was absolutely georgous. How have you been?
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Hi Rod :)
I am excited! Can't wait to go. How are you? I heard its gorgeous there too.

Why doesn't Jessica just get back with Nick? Those two losers were made for each other for real, and he will never marry Vanessa Minillo. I mean, no one will ever marry her if she can't even get a member of 98 Degrees to pop the question after what, 3 years? That's just sad.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Hi kdraco...hope you have a great time in Costa Rica. My Mom said it was absolutely georgous. How have you been?

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

Yeah Megan Mullally is coming back. Go Megan, go Megan, go Megan.....I've missed you so much.

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 10:49am.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 9:20am.

Christinalina is jellis too! lucky skank!
I bet it's wonderful there, have fun.
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It looks very nice. When I get back I will send you and Islandgirl some pics... :)

I looooove Megan Mullally! Glad she's coming back to TV (but I doubt she can ever top her role as Karen!)

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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
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Ugh! I looove Raven. I hate when people say that she's fat...

Romo is a tool.

Tony Romo looks just like Tim McGraw with that dumbass hat on-- he's probably balding too. But with that stylish hat on we'd never know. That's a good trick-- had me fooled.

Good morning all!

Jessica is so pathetic....I hope he dumped her. Though I don't think he's cute at all.

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Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 9:20am.

Christinalina is jellis too! lucky skank!
I bet it's wonderful there, have fun.
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Rocket on May 13, 2008 - 10:38am.
Of course they broke up! As soon as he saw Jessica's interview in glamour claiming to be in love and wanting to marry him - scared the shit out of him!
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lmao I thought the same thing!!!!!

Of course they broke up! As soon as he saw Jessica's interview in glamour claiming to be in love and wanting to marry him - scared the shit out of him!

In the interview she said he kissed her within 10 minutes on their first date and she thought that was telling everyone she was his woman. How about he just thought you were an easy big -titted punch!

I hope Romo dumped Jessica. Should've dumped her when she showed up to one of his games wearing a pink Cowboys jersey. Stupid biatch

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Brad Pitt: A tattoo of the levee system of New Orleans is simply insane.

Miley Cyrus: It's Disney's business plan - when their child stars start to grow up and they can't make money off their kiddie fans, they turn on the sex to hook the older crowd. Undeniably, it works, even if it's unethical.

Kdraco, I look forward to hearing what you thought about it, and have a blast!!

On topic: Are those the remains of a Smurf coming out of Chestica's gaping maw?

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But then again, what do I know?

Islandgirl: I can't wait! I heard its gorgeous there! I will def give you the full report when I return next week.

Wow. Everyday the Brangeloonies seem to amaze me.
and to think I used to adore Brad Pitt back when he had balls. Anyway, that's a little too self important...his tatoo...ain't it?

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Kdraco, I am a jelus h8tr. You are going to love it! I certainly did.

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But then again, what do I know?

by islandgirl: Hi girly!!!!!!!!!

Sending you xoxoxo! I leave to Costa Rica on Thursday :)

Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 10:14am.

Tila's looking rough lately
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Yup! *waving*

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But then again, what do I know?

Tila's looking rough lately

The Twat Trifecta, Tila Tequila, Chestica and Miley.

The Brad, I'm still thinking it's the secret tunnel map to Georgie's Italian Villa.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Brad's new tattoo is really the levees? Gwad, how fucking self-important can he get? Dumber than a stump poseur. The more I think about this, the angrier I get.

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why is that hair remover called nads???
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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i sey in my heed. MR PITT NO THANK YOU! LOVE DROWNED TOWN!

this man who loves Anjelina, he makes hard for me to love him for Angelina. I say in my heed, why Mr. Pitt think this is good ideas? Take time from skin inks and pack bags of sand for Army Corp still not fix hole!

if army corp drowned town i dwelled as child, I KILL ARMY CORP and make familie curse! put heads on spikes arownd drowned town!

Jessica Simpson and JEnnifer Aniston should remake "The First Wives Club" on Broadway, but with a twist: We get to stone them at the end.

Raven Simone, bitch needs to fucking walk, run and swim...and stop eating for a week.

Miley...I am waiting for her to become the new "It Party Girl" and for her to express that she is a 'sexual woman' chaneling Linds and Brit.

If you haven't heard it yet, check out Romo singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" at the Cubs game. Maybe the worst ever. Off-key or bad timing I can perhaps accept; but he didn't know the words.

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So it IS the levees. How sacrelicious.

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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 6:44am.

That would be a microchip implanted in the spot where his balls used to be.

Re. Tony & Chestica - pfft, no surprise there. Chestica strikes me as being clingy.

So happy about Megan - I've missed you.

I think we covered all the other stuff yesterday.

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

Miss Driver is quite delusional about how interested people are in her pregnancy.

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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her proffile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

I thought Brad Spitts tatts were a GPS barcode in case he got lost Angeloonie could locate him.

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