JLo, Stop With The Sexy Looks
JLo always has to look like she's going to deep throat the damn camera when we know very well the bitch doesn't do that sort of thing! Skeletor and JLo don't fuck. She got pregnant with the help of a diamond encrusted turkey baster. Only the best for her vag. JLo and Skeletor left the Dragon Tales twins at home last night to attend Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC.
Don't get on JLo for wearing fur! That was a gift from Skeletor. He brought it back after a night of virgin blood hunting. Since she never wears anything twice, she's going to have the fur turned into a pair of onesies for her twins. That's if the poor fur didn't get covered in her 80lbs of pancake make-up before the night was over. Does the woman apply her make-up with a slingshot? That shit is thick.
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So when exactly do you think Marc Anthony died? its obvious he's a zombie. he probably caught a bad whiff of some j.lo glow. if you've ever smelled that shit u know its toxic.
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Yeah, I just don't get why she poses like that EVERY FUCKIN time. She has a gorgeous smile that lights up her entire face....smile more girl! Oh, wait, maybe your 6 layers on lip colour will crumble.
What a very ugly, hugely unattractive couple they are.
Did she have work done, or is her bun pulled THAT tight? Jebus.
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She's begining to look like the cat woman transvestite that keeps having all those surgeries. fuck off j-whore no one cares!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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yowza...jlo looks harsh...i think she believes she's royalty...wrong!
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It is true, she has always the "sexy look" on her face. Sooo stupid.
Ewww, she looks horrible.. Way TOO much makeup. She's rivaling Christina Aguilera.
Skeletor is actually a little prettier than J-Lo these days. She never had a good face to begin with, only her gigantic ass. Why people waste time and money on her has always been one of life´s greatest mysteries to me.
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Jlo is just a JOKE now. Can we say, Jjoke?
The empty-headed expression she's sporting in the main photo must be her Zoolander look.
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LOL, her nose got HUGE with her pregnancy. look at her desperately try to shade the fat sides out of her nose with makeup. PATHETIC!
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I FEEL JENNYLO ON THE FUR AND DIAMONDS HELL WHAT ELSE IS THERE GO GIRL BUT HER NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE GOT THE AIDS
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@Sensimina - either way, she's screwed.
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I wonder if she uses a spatula to put on makeup because her skin is bad, or if her skin is bad because she uses a spatula to put on her makeup?
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Damn ,he's ugly!
She looks like an Alien, yuck, they both look like shit.
Is she sharing a makeup artist with Aguilera?
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She's fucking stupid...and I agree the whole "look" shes trying so hard to have makes her look old ugly.
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She would probably look better if she got another look. None of this going to the Oscars everynight. I know bitch thinks she's fierce, but she needs to lay off it. It only ages her and makes her look desperate.
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Her chin and nose look really diferent, how much time does she spend whit the twins that she feels the need to go out at night so much
Now that's why Battle Cat is walking commando around Eternia.
As much as I like her, I hate her makeup on these pics.
O and MK - LMAO @ "She got pregnant with the help of a diamond encrusted turkey baster. Only the best for her vag"
Those kids fu**ed with her looks. She just looks used and abused now. I love it.
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Ha Ha Ha Jlo who??? Does she still exist??? She will never recapture her Once Upon A Time moment....
All she does now is pretending that she's the Happiest Mom and Wife of Skeletor.
Go on JLo, Keep fooling yourself, girl! Bwa ha ha!!
And by the way, Please give up that sexy stare and open mouth look at the red Carpet. Hon, this is 2007, that pose worked on you circa 2000.
Have you heard of Miley Ray Cyrus? It's all about her now.....
Your career will never be revived. You're no longer RELEVANT!
PS: For up-to-date red carpet poses, watch and learn a thing or two, from The Master herself, Phoebe Price. That is her career!
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 5:50am.
Upon further review...JLo looks like "Zippy the Pin Head" who was a circus headliner at the turn of the century.
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LMAO! SHE DOES!!
There was also a comic strip about him.
I wonder if JHo would ever pose with Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?
Please do not insult turds by calling them J-Ho!
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Submitted by The C word on May 13, 2008 - 8:58am.
@Stock Brokerlina:
I had no idea who 'Zippy' was so I googled - is this an accurate representation?
http://www.shadowmillproductions.com/photogallery/pinhead.jpg
LOL!
LMFAO!!! That is Hopez right there!! ahahahaha
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Eek! Los Munsters.
Is she even relevant anymore? Now that she's getting too old to appeal to 12-year-old girls, I'm not exactly why bandwidth is wasted on her.
Although I did watch her movie "Enough" just about every time it was on. I love a good revenge flick. Or even a bad one in this case.
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@Stock Brokerlina:
I had no idea who 'Zippy' was so I googled - is this an accurate representation?
http://www.shadowmillproductions.com/photogallery/pinhead.jpg
LOL!
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Brokerlina, she totally looks like zippy, hoffnerlina conccurs.
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Upon further review...JLo looks like "Zippy the Pin Head" who was a circus headliner at the turn of the century.
Wish I could do a side by side pictorial of them.
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Her bun gives her an instant "lift" - that's why her outer brows are all yanked up to Jesus.
JLo is a pretentious, egotistical, no talent turd.
Is Earl Sheib her makeup artist?
(for those who don't know who Earl Sheib is...he's a moron who will paint any car for $29.99 and proudly owns a chain of car paint shops in the USA)
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Submitted by mike on May 13, 2008 - 8:38am.
Jesus Christ, stay home with your damn kids!
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
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wow, interseting. I like how the filmaker adds:
having so much plastic surgery only makes you fake and not beautiful, because real beauty is staying true to one's self.
UH-HUH!!! Fakery!
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Jesus Christ, stay home with your damn kids!
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
fuck, i love this song by marc anthony
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that's my shiit hehe.
I can not stand this annoying twat. Her "acting" is a joke and her music gives me seizures. How did she ever get famous???
Somebody get this guy a casket!
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Why is this bitch still relevant? Her latest "projects" tanked. Wait, except for the twins, which gave her 6 millions. She is so typical, I had girls like her in school, they know they arent particularly special in any way, so they create this 'aura' about them, it's all their lil' heads...I guess this bitch got lucky and sucked the right dicks and stepped over the right people.
Could that bun be any tighter? I'm sure she wishes it was her ass that was that tight.
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But then again, what do I know?
Why is she wearig one of those robes they give you when you stay at The Ritz?
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Ive hated this whore ever since she broke out of being a fly girl. Choke on it JLo.
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Eeww!!
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ITA - I keep thinking she looks like she gave birth through her nose!
Mind you, the whole "Grace Kelly" ensemble doesn't suit her either....
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Damn. that last thumbnail.
Bitch looks like shit!
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I don't know why and have no proof but I get the feeling that J.Lo is the biggest, most heavily demanding pain-in-the-ass wife in the world...
Worse than Posh and Nicole Kidman and Fishsticks
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