Tuesday, May 13th 2008
The Spawn Of Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace and her twin angels grace the cover of June's Good Housekeeping. Do you think she got $6 million like JLo did? Naw, Nancy got more. She's double the fun and double the crazy.
The twins seem like they've come to terms with living a life filled with misery. Nancy says, "These babies are my miracle." The babies say, "This bitch is our nightmare!" I fucking adore Nancy and her miserable babies. Hopefully, in a couple of years they would have stored enough money in their crib mattresses to run away.
Below is a clip of Nancy's angels from "The Soup." It hasn't been doctored. Ok, just a little, but you know it's true.
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Ugh.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Can't stand this bitch. I feel bad for those poor kids!
I don't hate Nancy. She's overthetop crazy. But it's nice that she has her babies, and they are beautiful.
the twins want to know if they can have a do over and come out of some other broad's vagina...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
What a vile and loathsome creature.
Those babies look constipated. Give them a new mother.
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I think Nancy obviousy had some massive fertility help, probably donor eggs.
I was wondering how she managed to have babies at her old tender age but then seeing she had one boy and one girl, obviously she was pumped full of hormones to make this "miracle" happen
"The twins seem like they've come to terms with living a life filled with misery. Nancy says, "These babies are my miracle." The babies say, "This bitch is our nightmare!" I fucking adore Nancy and her miserable babies. Hopefully, in a couple of years they would have stored enough money in their crib mattresses to run away."
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MK, best quote ever, lol!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
I love Nancy G. She is so much nicer to look at than ugly Greta, who is still homely even after all her plastic surgery.
I also like it when she has Marc Klaas on her show. Always thought he was a hottie.
How old are the twins? If I remember correctly she gave birth in early November at 32 weeks gestation... I, too, was toward the end of my second trimester with twins and could not wait for February to give birth...
So, I hope that picture is not very recent because those babies are small for 4 months (which would be their adjusted age) and they are certainly tiny for their 6 month chronological age!
SO.FUCKING.ANNOYING!!
Hate her AND her crotch fruit!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
*sigh* I love Nancy Grace... Her babies are SO cute
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Go Spurs!
This post had me cracking up BUT the clip from The Soup is too much...lmao
"The babies say, "This bitch is our nightmare!"
bawwahhhaaahhhaaaa
These poor children are the spawn of Satan who is disguised as a vile CNN vomiter of sanctimonious hate.
In case you may not have noticed, I totally despise Nancy Grace.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 10:12am.
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Hahaha! Dutch oven!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 7:09am.
Don't need no mag-o-zine to tell me that's okay.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 10:06am.
I want to know which rules to break for a happier marriage. You could justify it with, "What's your problem? I read it in 'Good Housekeeping'!"
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I think it must have something to do with farting. As in, "Go ahead and fart, honey! If you let it out more often, maybe you wouldn't be such a raging bitch! Love you!"
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But then again, what do I know?
I want to know which rules to break for a happier marriage. You could justify it with, "What's your problem? I read it in 'Good Housekeeping'!"
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I loves me some Nancy. I mean the bitch basically talked some former porn star who lost her kid into offing herself...I mean THAT'S journalism.
Hopefully spawning her little fuck trophies won't soften up her caustic demeanor now that her aging hormones are satisfied.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
One of those twins is the Antichrist. But which one? We should just go ahead and kill them both in order to save our souls!!
I'd like to taste McHale's soup! :)
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
this is sad.
shes feeding them god knows what.
this woman, the walkin poster child for Prozac is bringin these kids up in hell. Have yall heard half the shit she says in the show? poor thangs.
i still luv her tho
Their eyes are pleading to be rescued, like videotapes of POWs.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
The Soup is one of my favorite shows as well...I would hit it with McHale for sure. Wait, he's married. Damn.
Lucy looks like she's trying to take a crap. Cute kids.
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her proofile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
I love Joel McHale.
He is so fucking funny.
I bet her kids will grow up to sue her ass over the publishing rights to the "tell all" book after her.
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The Soup is one of my favorite shows. Those babies look like they have baby diarrhea on their faces.
People were begging for pics or videos and this is what Nancy give them? Twat!
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