In Bed With Doogie
In order to get into bed with Doogie Howser, I have to sell my soul to Disney, become a pop star, get married to a douche, have 2 kids, get a cheeto addiction, get fat, get a frapp addiction, go crazy, shave my head, check into rehab, lose my kids and capture the pity of America. If that's what I have to do, I'll do it.
Brit Brit Spears triumphant return to "How I Met Your Mother" was last night. Honestly, I fast forwarded through most of it. Britney can't act and the script was caca. Put those two things together and you've got cheetos covered in caca. Delicious to some, but not to me. I did like seeing Doogie in bed though, so that's a plus.
If you missed any of it, you didn't miss much. Just in case you care, here's links to all of Brit's clips. Try not to watch them all in one sitting. Cheeto overload!
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 1
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 2
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 3
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 4
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 5
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sagging cheese udders, mmmmm I may never eat again.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 9:54am.
Yeah, Brit is a toxic cow with sagging udders that produce cheese.
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Thank you for that visual. I didn't know I could laugh and gag at the same time.
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But then again, what do I know?
I refuse to watch any of this mess...I will never forgive her for sullying the hotness that is NPH.
I hope she is pregnant...then, when she gives birth to Adnan's baby, the courts award custody of that one to Kevin also. *evil laugh*
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 6:49am.
Thank you! Something I read last nite said that the UK (and Commonwealth) use of quotation marks "tends to follow logic." That sounds right.
Jet lag is bad, huh?
Yeah, Brit is a toxic cow with sagging udders that produce cheese.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 9:44am.
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Sheeps, it's the way I was taught in school many moons ago. Although I have to admit that a lot of the time I tend to go with what looks right, at least to me.
On topic: Toxic cow is a very fitting moniker for this heifer.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 5:41am.
Given Britney's penchant for displaying her "goodies",
OFT question: In Canada, the above punctuation is correct, right? Comma outside the second quotation mark? What about at the end of a sentence, as in "closed." Period is inside the second mark? Thanks!! (Been comparing US, UK, and Canadian styles.)
ONT: Doogie deserves an Emmy and a Silver Heart for getting into bed with that toxic cow.
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yeah last nite was a bust. not funny at all.
the gay red boots? i mean really...
is it me (well of course not) but didnt britney look extra blimpy in the bed??
with each kid she has she's upping the chances of one of them NOT having to ride the short bus to school because her other two are doomed.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
I was wondering when Addon was kicked to the curb? January...February?? Which would make her 4-5 months.
The belly looks exactly like a 5 month pregnancy.
Shite.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 9:02am.
Does this mean Doogie Howser's door swings both ways?
That is, he's gay and into beastiality?
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 13, 2008 - 8:59am.
i can't stop focusing on her linebacker shoulders in that pic
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I know!
She's as wide in the shoulders as Doogie if not wider.
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Does this mean Doogie Howser's door swings both ways?
That is, he's gay and into beastiality?
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@ Miss Priss and CTH:
Maybe Doogie's the father...hmmmmmm....?
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i can't stop focusing on her linebacker shoulders in that pic
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who the fuck knows?
prolly some loser she fucked in a taco bell bathroom, she herself doesn't know who knocked her up.
or adan, that pap douche.
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those sheets are gorgeous
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
CTH
If she is, who could be the father?
Did KFed's super-sperm travel through phone lines during their late night phone sex routines?
LOL!!! That would be some shit
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Patrick Harris was right when he complained the first time. Yikes!!
i happened to catch a snippet of this and was just floored how much they photoshopped off of her in the promo shots for the show. she looked fat in the show (the twenty seconds i saw)
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miss priss
yup. I dunno, I've had two pregnancies and damn but she looks preg.
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Homer S.
If Doogie wasn't gay before, he surely will be after this.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
Poor Doogie.
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This one?
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_before_and_after...
Oh shit. Maybe she's just fat
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there's a picture of shittney on x17 that def shows her as pregnant, down to the bigger boobs, bigger ass and round low belly.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionairedating siite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 8:44am.
well, the spammers are back. shit.
on topic, I think she's pregnant. gross.
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OMG. I saw a pic of her from some site and she looked like her belly was huge! WTF! I hope for the sake of humanity she's not popping out another child
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I just can't believe people watch this Shitcom.
And adding Shitney to the cast-even if as a guest-only makes it shittier.
Shitney can't act, can't sing, can't mother, why do we still get "it" shoved down our throats??
Here's a hint: Give it up SHITney and go back to the swamp. Bitch
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well, the spammers are back. shit.
on topic, I think she's pregnant. gross.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Given Britney's penchant for displaying her "goodies", I really hope she was fully clothed under those sheets.
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But then again, what do I know?
That had to be Neil Patrick Harris' punishment for Britney's first guest starring role.
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
Out of curiousity, I watched the previous episode she was on. No offense to anyone who is a fan of the show, but I thought the show was awful. Completely unfunny. I tried to watch again last night, but couldn't take it. Not even considering the Britney parts, the show is unwatchable, IMO.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
I don't think Doogie is acting in that pic.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Sorry, but Britney has never been 'fat'.
I love HIMYM, but I've gotta say that last night's episode was awful, a terrible disappointment. Brit came off great in the first episode -- cute and funny, but last night she was awful. I hope this stunt is over.
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionairedating siite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Her acting skills haven't improved much since the MMC days.