Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Judge Elizabeth Halverson - Judge Elizabeth has been banned from a Las Vegas courthouse, because she's been accused of treating her bailiff and other staffers like personal slaves. For example, she regularly made her bailiff put her shoes on her feet, massage her back, cover her with blankets for a nap and make sure her oxygen tank was filled. She hired her own personal security, because she does not trust the courthouse guards to protect her.
She also had her husband sworn in so that she could ask him under oath if he had completed his chores at home. Judge Elizabeth gets around the court on a motorized scooter. Hot slut!
Thanks Rupert
Just a little FYI: being diabetic does not necessarily mean that one is also a complete slob with no appetite control. Sometimes all it takes is 20 lbs. over your target weight and a family history. I realize that in this woman's case some assumptions may be made.
~formerly Noelegy~
As a resident of Las Vegas, I have had the great pleasure (blech) of reading about her ass for months now.
You didn't mention that the front yard of her house was like a junk yard at one time. The City of Las Vegas wrote multiple tickets, and eventually threatened to fine her to get it cleaned up. There were all kinds of broken down cars, appliances, you name it, they had it. Glad I don't live in her hood.
"Judge Elizabeth gets around the court on a motorized scooter."
Sounds like a crazy bitch on wheels.
I live in LV and she's RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION. She even has a case before the Supreme Court saying her 2 year term was Unconstitutional. The nerve!
She ran over a guy I know's foot! I sent her an email on her website (which is tacky and terrible) telling her to drop out. There's no way she can be elected again!
There should be a law against fat hogs...like lose weight or get the death penalty
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Good God. Maybe if she lost one or two hundred pounds, the attitude would improve. Period bloat can make me miserable, God only knows what a pounds and pounds of blubber can do!
i'm sure i've seen this pig rolling around in her motorized scooter at walmart...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
What a fat disgusting pig! Fat people who treat others like crap just because they're miserable are the worst! Get off your big ass and work off some pounds!
In addition to being a total bitch, she sleeps during cases and tried to have someone hack the court's computer system.
They've been publishing stories about her sorry ass for years, but it's only blowing up now because they're trying to fire her. We in Clark Co. deserve better.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I saw pictures of her before her medical problems, she was a thin woman in her youth. She has other things going on besides diabetes.
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"She also had her husband sworn in so that she could ask him under oath if he had completed his chores at home."
I'm sorry but that is hilariously awesome! If she had stopped there she would be nominated for Woman of the Year.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Looks like she fought the law, then ate it. All 3 hundred and fifty thousand and eleven of them. Egads. "Made the Baliff cover her up with a blanket for a nap.." Shouldn't that read, made the baliff cover her up with a pup tent??
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Oxygen tank filled? What the fuck, if she is that stoved up, shouldn't she be on disability?
If she is legitimately disabled and not just an obese arsehole then the scooter is understandable. However, treating your co-workers like shit is not and she should take a good look in the mirror and rethink who needs a good stern talking to.
My guess is she is just a fat, unhappy snatch who needs oxygen and a scooter from being a gluttonous lard arse.
What a fat pig. I do not feel sorrty for fat people or disabled people, especially ones with diabetes because it is obvious this woman is a glutton who does not care about her health.
I met her when she was running for judge. She seemed like a genuine person with good ideas. It’s amazing how much lip service a person can pass when trying to get elected. I was in shock when all the allegations came out because it didn't seem like the same person I'd met a few years before.
Some people let power go to their heads.
She looks like SHREK, but he is nicer.
http://www.myspace.com/Strongislander
Can't talk now-I'm researching what it is I have to do to become a judge-the Mr. swears he cleaned the yard but I know the fucker is lying!!
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- betterthanyomama
MISS K! HA HA! I was just about to call this ho Jabba the Hut! You beat me to it!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
--Mrs. Kravitz
OMG is her scooter a Jazzy? That would RAWK.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Put her in G-Pop and roll the cameras.
LMAO bitch be crazy!
sexy man!
What a gluttonous, pompous hog.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Sorry, this kind of crap really ticks me off.
I used to work in a huge layers office and these fuckwads need to be fed to animals in the zoo.
The the Nevada bar should be ashamed of themselves. They seem to only do something when the offenses get seriously out of control. They never step in during the first complaints to correct it, they let Jabba The Hut here get out of control and then slap her on the wrist.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
As much as I'm not a fan of gastric bypass surgery, she needs to have it done. It will help with her diabetes and maybe it will help with her self righteous attitude.
They should get her a government-subsidized helper monkey, like the ones quadroplegics sometimes have!
Nut.
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AKA No Wordalina
She's obviously unfit to judge but which pol nominated her and how about the nominating system that vetted her? Behavior like that doesn't appear overnight.
It's actually really hard to remove a judge for non-criminal misconduct.
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(Siggy removed at request of lewd author.)
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 9:04am.
This is how Angelina Jolie treats Brad Spitt and her personal staff....like minions.
you dont gnome her!
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im on teh lamb! krazy woman after me! Dont tell LA i was hair. good bay!
no need to make him swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the chores.
obviously if she came home and they were not done she would just slap him around
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a tergo ad libitum
This is how Angelina Jolie treats Brad Spitt and her personal staff....like minions.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 8:51am.
The hubby's like princess lea being under capture by jabba the hut.
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Haaahaaa! I'm picturing a skinny little nerd of a man in a gold lame speedo...
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
xoxox Madame S!
Can you imagine getting in bed with this tub of goo?????
poor guy! I feel like loading up the shepherd and doing a rescue, you know?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Losing some weight might help both her health and her attitude. Nothing like an unhealthy obese person swathed in robes sitting on high judging the fuck out of everyone else while she treats her staff like slaves.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
ahhahaha christine the hoff,
I hope she doesn't make him style his hair into the Princess Leia hairdo.
And hey there! I haven't seen you in a bit. xoxo
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 7:46am.
The hubby's like princess lea being under capture by jabba the hut.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Hey! I sent this to MK a couple of days ago. No love. Anyway... my favorite part is that she made her poor beleaguered husband swear in to answer under oath whether he did his house chores or not. You just know her husband weighs 85 pounds and is too afraid to make eye contact with her.
I actually clicked on the link and read her web home page. Just as I suspected, she's your run of the mill liberal feminist judicial activist douche. These people view human beings as nothing more than pawns anyway, so no surprise there.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
LMAO. She is a beauty though. :)
I would have been like, no way, fuck you, lard ass!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
lol
I was curious about her medical condition(s), so I did some research on her. It seems she has had some differing medical issues, mainly diabetes for the past 10 years or so, which I can practically guarantee you came from her being so overweight.
I'm not skinny myself, but I feel for people who let themselves get so out of control that they literally fall apart physically. It's especially sad since she must have been somewhat ambitious and hardworking at some point for her to get as far as becoming a judge.
I know we laugh and make fun most of the time, but this really is just sad and disturbing.
She also obviously has a less than stellar morals if she feels her position entitles her to basically use court employees as personal care attendants.
I hope she gets help with all her issues, but she has to admit them first.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Just for fun, I'd make sure her oxygen tank was filled with nitrous oxide on a day when she has a full docket.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
she is the true meaning of skank - she makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa. It's not too often that one encounters a person of that ilk but it unforgetably unpleasant when it happens.
I'm sure she was a fucking bitch of a judge to have to go before.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
If these allegations are true, She's not going to be Judge for much longer...
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Is that a skull hanging on a garotte around her neck? This woman's fashion sense is awesome!
When you go to the MSN story, they don't even have a pic of her! Her pic makes the story so much better.
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
This bitch needs to watch that someone doesn't tamper with the brakes on her scooter.
It's not all glamour being a Hot Slut.