Monday, May 12th 2008
Would You Hit It?
One of Titan's thighs is the size of your granny's Frigidaire, but don't let his brawn fool you. You know his bathroom cabinet is filled with perfume, bath salts, peeling masks, Feria and bronzers. Lots of bronzer. He probably uses bronzer as lube. That's how much he loves bronzer.
Yes, I'd hit it. The dick looks like it has some sort of growth defect, but that's never stopped me before. Besides, Titan probably cuddles like a lil' kitten.
Here's Titan with some of the other American Gladiators in NYC today. And there's no way I'd ever get with Wolf. He totally takes his character to the bedroom and I don't want some bitch growling in my ear while I'm trying to get to a higher place. That's distraction.
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No way would I hit that.
I refuse to watch this show for 2 reasons-Hulk Hogan is the host, and I refuse to kill anymore brain cells from watching stupid reality TV shows.
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God be with you, dumbass.
You'd have to 'splain to me what it IS first.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
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He looks like a c*ck hungry power bottom...probably a screamer too, so yeah, I'd break out the lube.
PN- Ewww. Really? He looks like a cross between Ben Affleck and the guy from New Kids on the Block who got all fat and has stage fright, or something...Jordan nobody....
I'd do the guy in the back, far left.
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ZP-- I happen to own the DVD (only because my son is a huge fan of course) and I periodically have to watch it over and over again (as a good parent I have to continually review the content to make sure I haven't missed any penis shots...I mean poor content.)
I have found that if you slow down or pause the tape right at the part where he lifts her off the counter, then hold a magnifying glass to the screen while balancing on your left knee and rotating at a 45 degree angle, you can see the slightest shadow of bulge that looks pretty impressive to me. Of course, I would never do that for any other purpose than to protect the welfare of my child....damn, where's that DVD again...
Hey It's Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast!!!"
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Karen: I watched The Marine with my fiance like two weeks ago but I missed that part because I was getting drinks! I'm going to ask him to watch it again, but I'm not going to tell him why. ;]
OnT: Titan has a vagina.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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Is that pink haired *woman* even real?
I'm bored with you now.
zoloftpony-- you leave my John Cena alone. He was put on God's Green Earth for my enjoyment and my enjoyment alone. Okay, well you can look, but no touchy-touchy. Besides, all Wrestlers have mini-peen anyway (although that one scene in The Marine where he's lifting his wife off of the counter to "go make (me) happy" and you can see just a small glimpse at the opening in his boxers....umm, excuse me, I'll be back in a little while...)
Ugh...NO I would not hit it.
He has about as much bulge in that thing as a woman would.
The long haired guy...maybe though.
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the "chicks" crotch bulges are bigger than this side of beef...i'm gonna go with a no on hitting this...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Not even with Chyna's dick.
Who is this supposed to be? Clay Aiken's butch sister?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
It's so great to see this show come back. It's so much fun! I hope they bring this up at celebrityprayerlist.com tonight
Ewwwwwww...
Uh, NO.
He's a Ken doll who got the business end of a bicycle pump stuck up his ass.
He probably whines about the lighting, the thread count of the sheets, the room being too cold or too hot...
And every inch of him is shaved.
And bronzed.
Wolf, on the other hand...
before the bronzer addiction and steroids and the nairing every hair from his body I'll bet he might have been attractive, but the whole package now is just....disturbing.
Guys that shave every hair from their body creep me out. It makes them look like giant musclebound infants.
No. Fucking. Way.
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No.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
The girls definitely have bigger packages than Titan. Ugh.
See? THe steroids took a him-roid and turned him into a her-roid.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
He's semi-Gayken.
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This is the future. We're just not wearing jumpsuits.
The "girl" in the middle stole JL Spears's Pucci maternity dress, cept she thinks it's a top.
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Too muscular. Too gay.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Yeah, it's pretty fucking bad when a girl's cameltoe is bigger than your bulge.
I just noticed, the chick with the pink hair looks like Stephanie from LazyTown got into Sporticus's steroid stash.
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What is MK talking about? Titan has NOTHING to hit! He's flat there. he totally has a vagina. No bulge. Sad. Sad. Sad.
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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee
Steroids are bad for you.
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Okay, seriously, in the first thumbnail, the girl all the way on the right appears to be packin' larger than this dude.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
The girls look OK but guys should never be forced to wear outfits like those.
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Strike that. not intangible. it's definitely the spandex onesie.
I have no good reason to find this dude so unappealing, but I do. Even his small dick could be ok (sometimes if they work it right, it's better than big dick). There's just something intangible about him that strikes me as a bit pathetic.
" G " haha
Chode= a peen that is wider than it is longer. It's probably so wide that it's flattened down because of all that heavy muscle. Probably looks like a very short tapeworm...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
The "G" on his chest stands for "Gee, I wish I had a peen".
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
MonkeyPox: so THAT'S what a chode is?
Nah, I wouldn't hit it. Maybe if it was John Cena or something, but those gladiator dudes are TOO fucking big.
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No thank you.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Even if some poor drunk individual wanted to hit it, they couldn't because all the steroids have shrunken his junk to nonexistence.
And no, I wouldn't hit it, not even with my car. That moose would total it.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
We could hang out together, but no lovey dovey stuff.
Hey you get off my cloud...
Sorry, it's not so much that I wouldn't hit it..It's more the fact that I would be dead if any of these freaks of nature hit me.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... baby peen...in fact, that is what is called the chode. That or all the muscle went to his thighs and his winkie shrivelled away into a vagina
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
"Besides, Titan probably cuddles like a lil' kitten."
I will love him and hug him and pat him and call him George.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.