Monday, May 12th 2008
Would You Hit It?
One of Titan's thighs is the size of your granny's Frigidaire, but don't let his brawn fool you. You know his bathroom cabinet is filled with perfume, bath salts, peeling masks, Feria and bronzers. Lots of bronzer. He probably uses bronzer as lube. That's how much he loves bronzer.
Yes, I'd hit it. The dick looks like it has some sort of growth defect, but that's never stopped me before. Besides, Titan probably cuddles like a lil' kitten.
Here's Titan with some of the other American Gladiators in NYC today. And there's no way I'd ever get with Wolf. He totally takes his character to the bedroom and I don't want some bitch growling in my ear while I'm trying to get to a higher place. That's distraction.
Wireimage, Splash
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Manimal-- That same pic also makes me think of that old candy bar commercial "Sometimes you feel like a nut (Ben) sometimes you don't (Gay)".
When did Jay Mohr start taking steroids?
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
I think the females of A.G. have bigger penises than the guys!
I see that in the lower right pic Ben and Gay decided who was going to wear the kneepads tonight.
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NJ-- And we have a winner! But could you tell me that one again...???
BTW, lucky for you the carpet matches the drapes. Mine would too, but that bleach really stings down there...
Joey is blonde,,and yes the carpet matches the drapes....
A drunken blind man walks into a Gay bar and after conversing with the locals finally yells, "Hey, do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?"
The gentleman beside him says to him in a hushed voice, "You might not want to tell that joke since everyone here IS blonde including that 250 pound wrestler on the other side of you and the 225 pound black belt bouncer who's staring at you nastily. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
"Nah," says the blind guy, "not if I'm going to have to explain it twice."
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I wouldn't hit it - it looks like it might hit me back...
Manimal-- Thanks. No wonder the breast stroke was always such a bitch for me in High School swim class. I was a late bloomer.
I wouldn't hit it.
He's a Big Ol Gurl.
Dyed blonde hair...shaved/lasered body esp hairless arms & legs UGH...no frank OR beans...hamstrings & quads so big you can't even get close enough to his pucker hole to tap him.
Def Not.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Hahaha.
Great joke.
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Nitty, you are the best. I swear that you are. :)
xox, Lisa
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
NJ-- I go with my girl Dolly Parton on this one (I'm blonde):
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
On that note:
The three finalists in the Women's Olympic swim meet were all novices to international competition. However, all had excelled during the early going, and after several heats the score was tied; the first match employing the breast stroke would decide the winner. The gun sounded, and the three young women dove into the water. Nancy finished first, crossing the pool in five seconds flat; Jean finished less than half a second later. Bringing up the rear was Mary, a blonde, who finished a full ten seconds after the others. As she completed the lap and climbed from the pool, she sputtered, "I protest! The other women were using their arms!"
Platty: A Frigidare is a refrigerator, currently made by Electrolux........"Will I be bad, Will I be good, they'll be no iceman there. I'm gonna use nothing but Frigiare,,,(one two three, kick)
Q: What's This Blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Haha "no-no region". Can we not end the day with this post? His man bits are disturbing.
wtf is a frigidaire?!
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Ms KF
Q: What does this blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I COULD hit it, but I'm afraid if it hit me back, It'd kill me.
G.A. still working on ur Avvie! Hope you're still laughing and having fun! Take care, funny ho!
Blessings to the rest of you slutts!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
um, if I was a gay size queen, yeah! otherwise hell no!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Newportjoey--OOOHHHH!! My turn, my turn:
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
I'd deflate it.
No way. But even if I tried his leg muscles are too big. His peen wouldn't even come close to my no-no region.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
GAY BLONDE JOKE TIME!!!!
Q: "Why do so many Gay Blonde Men move to LA??
A: "It's easier for them to spell".
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
TvLand is having a "Designing Women" marathon until 11 pm....DawnieDawnDawn must have lived here when they were in production. The exterior shots (of their office/Julia's home) is near me in Druid Hills...
Please feel free to question any gay term. I speak fluent Gayvaneese.......
Mrs. K, I just could not figure out what the new picture was...? Brad Pitt's new tatoo? The kitty I could instantly note.....(I am guilty of bi-passing LoveAngelina, Cody Bass, and a couple of other posters....My stupid tolerance is dangerously low at this time. Cruella De'Ville had a higher tolerance......
Where is James Haven...?
Oh Dear, Joey is having 'Flight of Ideas', like so many others.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
What is there to hit?!?!?!?!
A Gerkin?
A Vienna Sausage?
Hell to the no!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Newportjoey--I have also heard that not only do 'roids give you a teenie weenie, they also take away your sex drive. So, this guy not only doesn't know what he's missing, he probably doesn't care.
Thanks for the explanation on Suicide Blonde BTW--I never understood what that meant. Thank God for Dlisted or I would be even less street smart than I already pathetically am.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 12, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Mrs. K, I liked your pussycat!
OK, I'll change it back...
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Mrs. K, I liked your pussycat!
This guy isn't "SuperGay", now "SuperDouche" I'll give you. He is a suicide blonde (dyed by his own hands for the STR8 translation) a 'roid ranger', sadly underendowed, laser hairless, and if he had a Prince Albert it would be bigger then the peen....I just don't see him getting any at all, even a power penis pump who just shrug and go "I'll pass".
Joey needs another Merlot and some gays that are not a trainwreck on this site......How about that cutie John Barrowmann from "TORCHWOOD" now there is some torch-wood......pretty too!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
NO MK! I'd only 'hit' if these were humans....these things are def not.
HELL NO I WOULDNT HIT THAT DICK LOOK LIKE A SWOLLED UP PUSSY FO REAL
IT LOOK LIKE THAT SHIT TILA "MISS I DIVE IN TO A HUCK OF HAIRSS ASSHOLE" HAD THEM HOS EATING ON HER SHOW
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Uh hell to the naw.
Now Alex Castro is another story
Submitted by mike on May 12, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I say this about most of the shows mentioned on here, but who watches this crap?
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Good question! Turns out there are people in my office who LOVE American Idol and Dancing With the Stars.
I was flabbergasted!
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
not my type. too much musle.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I say this about most of the shows mentioned on here, but who watches this crap?
GA you totally rock!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 12, 2008 - 4:51pm.
He's not into girls who look like guys.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
I have to say NO, because he looks like
"Super Faggot" which means my vagina is probably his kryptonite.
I thought this was Eric whathisname from Will & Grace, during his Circuit days.
Nast.
Gay.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by kathleen.tamara on May 12, 2008 - 6:54pm.
I have taken some for the team in my day,...
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Exactly! And I have taken the team.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
These chicks atre nothing compared to some of the freaks you see on bodybuilding sites.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
LMAO. Me too.
I have taken some for the team in my day, but this dude just isn't cutting it.
Submitted by Green Acres on May 12, 2008 - 3:26pm.
No. And you know what a whore I am, so my vote counts twice.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 7:45pm.
The girl in pic 2 should be wearing the strap on and giving this guy a pillow to bite on.
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The girl (?) making the muscles in thumbnail 2 looks like Bill Kaulitiz would look if he worked out.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
The commonwealth of dlisted sluts find him not worthy. SOMEbody would need a stap-on. This really does appear to be a path where angels would fear to tread......some things are best left alone.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Aside from fighting for mirror time with this queen and having to don a strap-on to have actual sex (since he's sportin' a cocktail weenie, and I'm being kind), I wouldn't hit it because he looks like SUCH a himbo, gay or straight, a useless slag, if not a male Paris Hilton....
Shhhhh....*strapping on strap-on*...What? A tiger gets lonely occasionally....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
No. And you know what a whore I am, so my vote counts twice.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
PN-- Well, not speaking from experience or anything here, but I have had some "friends" who in their youth might have had a few too many and ended up with a case of the Beer Goggles. It's kind of hard to remember, but...I mean it's hard for them to remember, but they do remember being somewhat sore and receiving a buttload of roses over the period of a month after that. I guess uglies need lovin' too.
He's got a great rack, though.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Karen: lmfao. You are too much!
OnT: Steroids!
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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yuck.. no.. i rather do wolf
Karen Flatts I was thinking more if I had to actually choose from everyone in the photo...besides, haven't you ever bumped an ugly? The uglies are often very attentive, grateful and oddly well-hung ;-P
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.