Monday, May 12th 2008

Sheyla Hershey Takes Beverly Hills

The other day I wrote about the gorgeous Sheyla Hershey, a mother and wife from Texas, who wants to take her FFF sized breasts to a GGG. The state of Texas won't let her, because that's gross. Sheyla was going to have the surgery done in Brazil, but it looks like she's gone to the land of plastic shiny things instead. Sheyla met with Dr. Rey from "Dr. 90210" today about making her mutant chest even more mutant-like. The bitch is going to look like the Hulk.

The face on the woman behind Sheyla says it all. The woman knows that she can't stare directly at Sheyla or she'll turn into rock hard stone. If she turns into stone, Sheyla will immediately mount and fuck the woman until she breaks. That wouldn't be a good thing.

That being said, Sheyla is just what Los Angeles needs. Another natural beauty!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Tigerlilly's picture

Gah, like, a triple F cup is sooooo like last year's C cup...I mean, like, she's practically flat chested...Hello?

Seriously, ain't they some bitches who had they titties collapse from too much silicone, or is that just an urban legend? I thought I read something about weird dents happening in the fun bags cuz they natural shit can't support all that fake shit, and the only way to fix it is to reduce that shit? I dunno....
However, I think she should get a bigger rack, cuz I find that shit entertaining and I loves me a freak show....

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If she'd just pull some of that back fat and armpit fat into her bra (or whatever contraption she's using) she's have GGG. You know what I'm talkin' about, girls!

Madam Pince's picture

Count another Dlisted broad for small boobies. I have Ds and wish daily I had A/Bs. I'd like to not have to wear a bra., and I'm pretty sure my lifelong neck pain comes from having big floppy tube socks on my chest.

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Madam Pince's picture

Gossip: you're correct, and I should have made it clear I was comparing the two. I'm having a slack Monday. Neither Adams nor Rey are board-certified, and Adams has supposedly chosen not to renew his MD license. If Rey had killed Donda West, Kanye would have had him assassinated while the cameras were rolling.

Any doctor who operates on this ho should be struck off IMMEDIATELY.

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momsword's picture

why the hell would she want even bigger boobies??
that makes me sick! And I am a 36C and I thought I am too big.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 12, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Didn't this foolio learn anything from Donda West? Rey ain't board-certified and will do anything for the spotlight.
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Come on you know about folks who have that "it would never happen to me" attitude.

Hey you get off my cloud...

T-Val and I are organizing a 38DD-off for everyone who is thinking of a reduction. Sort of an intervention.

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Submitted by NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 3:16pm.

Painful and slow, huh? Kinda HWAT...

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 6:14pm.

I think JA boobs are small , this is how i categorize then A&B small ,C Medium. D&DD Big, and everithing else huge

MONKEYPOX's picture

Totes jellis... I've been working out like crazy but the closest person I'll look like after will be Britney back when she was skinny... Jen just looks effortlessly tiny...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

FritoDorito's picture

Ugh, she looks nasty. Her arms are so manly.

I was watching Cat House last night (don't judge, whores are like car crashes, you can't look away) and some of those women looked so unnatural because of all the surgeries they've had. One of them had the whole ET the Transsexual Extra Terrestrial thing going on, her body really looked like that. Gross gross gross. Like her tits were connected to each other, yet afraid of each other yet afraid of each other at the same time... does anyone else watch that?

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 3:14pm.

Her body rocks!
I am jellus.
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Lucy Goosey's picture

I don't understand the fascination some women have with large breasts and their desire to mutilate themselves. Most men do not care for something that grotesque. So, then why do it at all?

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 5:12pm.
NitWitty is going to kill me. Nice knowing you all.
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Quite. And yes, it will be a)Painful and b)slow.

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the ex's picture

one word:nasty

plus if she was that concerned about her looks,why not get lipo n do something about that face?

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 3:12pm.
NitWitty is going to kill me. Nice knowing you all.
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MONKEYPOX's picture

You know who has the perfect size boobs? Jen Aniston. They're not too big yet not that small...plus I'd murder for her body...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

M.E.'s picture

Mrs. K, agreed. I'm looking down at my DD's, adjusting the bra strap that is digging into my shoulder, wishing that I was a C.

I WILL get a reduction within the next 5 years!

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MONKEYPOX's picture

Mama K I agree... My C/D cups runneth too much over, considering I'm only a size two, it gives me a hideous Bimbo look...wouldn't mind being a b cup from back when I was 15 again...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

NitWitty is going to kill me. Nice knowing you all.

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Does anyone know what her starting size was?

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

True story.
Everyday I look at my C/Ds in the mirror and wish I were an A/B.
For reals.

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Submitted by gossipmonger on May 12, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I just dont understand the need to make ones self look like a freak of nature...
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Or a pregnant cow.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 12, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Didn't this foolio learn anything from Donda West? Rey ain't board-certified and will do anything for the spotlight.

Not that it makes a difference, I'm sure, but the Dr. who operated on Donda West was Jan Adams, another non-certified B.S. doc...

M.E.'s picture

My back just started seizing looking at this bitch.

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D.R.'s picture

She looks like some sort of stuffed Jessica Rabbit pillow. Like they stuck pictures of two people together.

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gossipmonger's picture

OK, I have a question... seriously, to the men on here, do any of you HONESTLY find that attractive? I'm being quite serious, I just dont understand the need to make ones self look like a freak of nature...

MONKEYPOX's picture

See I knew it! MK's been reading our posts and has successfully distracted us from all that LA bullshit by presenting us with this giant boob! My tits are quiverig from fear after looking at hers...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

zoloftpony's picture

I will never understand what these fucktard women are thinking. I'm busting out of a 38DD and it's incredibly uncomfortable. Though, I guess there's a difference between real boobs and plastic things bolted onto your chest.

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jaydawg's picture

ugh...her back must be ready to break holding up those things. Why would you do this to yourself?
She needs some serious therapy to figure out why she is compelled to do this. And the doctors that keep indulging her should have their licenses revoked.

LovesCarrottopalina's picture

It seriously looks more like she had two uteruses on her chest and they're both pregnant.

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Manimal5's picture

Compared to Norma this girl looks like an ironing board.

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Stock Brokerlina's picture

Wonder what would happen if you morphed her boobs on Kim Larasshian?

Anybody out there know Photo Shop?
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yiooooooo's picture

Does she knows that her boobs maker look like a stuff sausage in that dress

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Slow news day, MK ?

DebFrmHell's picture

Methinkjs MK has now become a closeted Texan!

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Submitted by thehoustongirl on May 12, 2008 - 10:37pm.
I thought it was Kim K. when I was scrolling through LOL
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 4:37pm.
NitWitty is a far hotter Texan.
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MJF's picture

I think her plastic surgery allowance would better serve her if it were spent on therapy and a decent wardrobe.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

whatever floats your motorboat.

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thehoustongirl's picture

I thought it was Kim K. when I was scrolling through LOL

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Madam Pince's picture

Didn't this foolio learn anything from Donda West? Rey ain't board-certified and will do anything for the spotlight.

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Stock Brokerlina's picture

Jugs and Fug.

Nothing more to add.

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MJF's picture

I KNEW that plastic fuckwad, Dr. Rey, would do this kind of shit! It's right up his alley.

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RichBitch's picture

lentinstar, "why" was all you needed to say! ;)

letinstar's picture

why do people like this always have money for such nonsense as this and are so willing to let the world know what they're doing?
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