Sheyla Hershey Takes Beverly Hills
The other day I wrote about the gorgeous Sheyla Hershey, a mother and wife from Texas, who wants to take her FFF sized breasts to a GGG. The state of Texas won't let her, because that's gross. Sheyla was going to have the surgery done in Brazil, but it looks like she's gone to the land of plastic shiny things instead. Sheyla met with Dr. Rey from "Dr. 90210" today about making her mutant chest even more mutant-like. The bitch is going to look like the Hulk.
The face on the woman behind Sheyla says it all. The woman knows that she can't stare directly at Sheyla or she'll turn into rock hard stone. If she turns into stone, Sheyla will immediately mount and fuck the woman until she breaks. That wouldn't be a good thing.
That being said, Sheyla is just what Los Angeles needs. Another natural beauty!
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oh hot holy hell...those things are freaking huge...some people will do anything for attention...sad very sad.
She took Hollywood? She's not fooling anybody -- she's got it shoved down her dress. She better put it back, before she gets arrested for shoplifting.
What trash. She looks like an absolute HAG. Fucking gross. And no I'm not a big boobie hater...mine are spectacular. =)
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Any doctor who would entertain operating on her is a full-on quack.
I wish the state of Texas would hand down a ruling for her that went, "Uh, no, because that's gross" instead of being all judicial with the language and all.
Though, it would be fun to hear Mean Obese Scooter Judge give this woman an earful.
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Is that Janeane Garofalo behind her?
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These can't be good for the environment. Seriously, what is going to happen to all of these big, fake boobies when people die? It will take decades for those to decompose.
OMG, she looks sohot. Just saw her proofile on millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
How does she even find clothes that fit her right? Is there a special catalog you'd have to order from??
How she gonna see ovah the steering wheel? That bytch gettin ready to jack her own self up..., LOL!
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The primary purpose of boobs is to provide a food source for babies. Now they are plastic bags filled with saline or silicone, instead of milk. Someone must be getting turned on by this, or so many millions wouldn't be getting the procedure done every year.
She already looks ridiculous. Maybe she thinks bigger boobs will make the rest of her body look smaller. I know she isn't really fat, but she has a good bit of chub going on and I think bigger boobs will only make her look chubbier.
Unless, of course, that is the look she is going for. I highly doubt it.
Maybe she thinks even bigger boobs will distract from her face, because she is a little rough in that area too.
I feel sorry for women like her, she obviously has a very skewed vision of herself.
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Meh, she's skinny-fat. Instead, she needs a gym membership and a healthy dose of self-esteem.
Kim Kardashian at age 35.
Anyway, I don't understand the fascination with big boobs.
While she's under the knife, maybe he can something about the face.
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Ava Gardner......
I have to say, hearing all your big boobie confessions, I am loving my lil ones right now....
This woman is such a mental mess.
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The fact that that queer Dr. Rey is even considering this tells you all you need to know about his ability to be an ethical plastic surgeon. His license should be revoked and he should have to resort to making money doing his first love and that's blowing strange men in BH bathrooms.
In all seriousness, I think this woman has some sort of body dysmorphic disorder, like our dear friend Michael Jackson. There's no way she's right in the head and wanting to look like that, and Dr. Rey is an idiot to even CONSIDER doing surgery on her. She can't possibly have enough skin in her chest to get any bigger, so when she ruptures guess what idiot she's gonna sue?
In defense of naturally busty women, I've always been big chested and recently had a reduction which has taken me down to a D/DD, which I'm loving since I was an H or I beforehand. Yeah, still big but now they're actually perky enough that I can actually wear a sports bra and not have to be bound up in all sorts of underwire. Get the surgery if you can if things are that bad; it's not worth the pain, especially with summer around the corner...
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Are there any Lesbian readers who'd like to comment on this person? Reason I ask is that if I saw a guy with an extremely large penis - say 2 feet - I would find it the biggest turn-off ever, "natural" or not. Was wondering if Lesbians feel the same way about this gal's breast size? Hot or not, girls?
(Note to self:
1. Go to confession this Friday
2. Tell Father about the hideous lie I told on Dlisted today...)
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If we're lucky she'll got to Kanye's Momma's Surgeon. Put this stupid cow out of our misery.
And of course she met with Dr. Rey. He will do any procedure for anyone - no scruples. He probably kept telling her how 'hot' she looked, too. I get the heebie jeebies from that guy - ick.
You know, she's not bad looking, yet the boobs just up the skank factor.
&she's wearing the finest polyester money can buy.
Excellent, Mrs.K. Classic line. ;)
"I'm not bad. I'm just surgically enhanced and stuffed into a dress that way."
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i'm not bad...i'm just drawn that way
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The middle thumbnail on the bottom row is very Jessica Rabbit, don't you think? Cartoon shoes.
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Im also agreeing with you ladies who wish you were an A/B. I would love if I had bee sting boobies.
Can you imagine what this skank will look like when she is 70 years old? I can see her getting around with a walker...to hold up those boulders. UGH
Lil Kim's chola sister?
Karl, the hottest, most talented and feminine of the Kardashian sisters.
Mrs.K, my favorite characters are the "I don't know what these guys are called but they are easily startled" duo. ;) Thanks again.
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Thanjks. I love Cat Town.
I think the creators of Cat Town found those pictures on a Japanese web site that sells outfits for cats and then wrote Episode One based on the pictures.
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What?...Not enough of your fake, fleshy slop is busting out of your tacky dress?
What actually is the size differential between an FFF and a GGG?
Anybody getting a chola vibe from this skank???
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 7:37pm.
I loved the fat monica. She was funny and sweet. The skinny Monica was little too shrill for me.
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Me too! It's like she lost weight and gained OCD.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 12, 2008 - 4:38pm.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Ok, for some reason, that made me piss my cage a little bit...oh, and have a craving...not for a hotdog, of course, but for a hot dog vendor...much more meat on them, and...Oh, fuck! Zoo officials! Later bitches!
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Mrs.Kravitz, your photo of Blanche makes me grin each time I look at it! She is such a socialite (and possibly a reporter). Thanks!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 12, 2008 - 7:38pm
well you can put it that way , but is really disgusting
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 12, 2008 - 4:38pm.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 4:36pm.
The only thing that gives her away is her big ol' greek booty...but that nice and pert too...
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She has a body to die for, I think! I am not disciplined enough to maintain my best self.
That's OK. Pudge loves Shelley Winters and Lainey Kazan.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 12, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 12, 2008 - 7:08pm
the skin between the boobs give away and the two implants become one is not a urban legend
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So you become one with your giant boob...how Zen...;-)
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Submitted by zoloftpony on May 12, 2008 - 4:34pm.
The running gag on that show was how Monica used to be fat. omg fatsuit lolz
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I loved the fat monica. She was funny and sweet. The skinny Monica was little too shrill for me.
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seriously- i asked this in the ast post.. if it's illegal to have the sugery in TX to up her boobage, if she gets it done elsewhere will she be breaking the law if she comes into tx?
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she is just oozing with low self esteem.
Oh Mama K I know she works really really hard to look that good but I never thought she looked like she was starving ilke AJ or J Simpson when she was woking out like crazy and dieting too... she just looks like she's naturally tiny. The only thing that gives her away is her big ol' greek booty...but that nice and pert too...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 12, 2008 - 7:08pm
the skin between the boobs give away and the two implants become one is not a urban legend
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 7:23pm.
In the fresh-scrubbed, datable world of Friends, there's little room for a fat one.
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Ain't that the truth. The running gag on that show was how Monica used to be fat. omg fatsuit lolz
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Jen just looks effortlessly tiny...
Warning: Long Post. So Sue Me.
Don't kid yourself, kiddo. When Jen started out in the business years ago she was chunky and she was told she had to lose weight otherwise she'd just be the fat funny best friend.
She works very hard at maintaining that figure.
From Rolling Stone:
One day for a call-back, Aniston was told to show up in a leotard and tights. Before the audition, she met with her agent. Moving a hand along her chunky frame, Aniston joked, " 'Well, this should blow it for me.'
"And my agent said, 'Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.' "
For the next several minutes, Aniston heard her own body discussed in the abstract way people discuss cars. "My agent gave it to me straight," she says. "Nicest thing he ever did. . . . The disgusting thing of Hollywood - I wasn't getting lots of jobs 'cause I was too heavy."
Over the coming months, Aniston gave up mayonnaise, pre-meal snacking, white bread, post-meal snacking and butter. After going through Nutri/System, she delivered a testimonial for the program on The Howard Stern Show. She eventually lost 30 pounds. Now she almost never appears on TV without at least some part of her stomach showing. "It was amazing to see this thing emerge," she says, looking at her chest. "I never knew I had this body in me."
One thing offered the thin Aniston that the fat Aniston would probably never have gotten was a shot on a new NBC sitcom: In the fresh-scrubbed, datable world of Friends, there's little room for a fat one.
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The woman behind her is JUSTINE BATEMAN.
im telling you.
family ties. i never forget a face.
So, she is a wife and mother and all she can worry about is where and how to get bigger implants? Quite frankly, she is fugly and should avoid calling any additional attention to herself.
Oh there is NO way a psych could approve her! THEY should be stricken from the board before the quack surgeon!
meh i'm perfectly happy with my C's but wouldn't want to go any bigger for sure. I can understand the appeal of smaller breasts looking good in clothes though. I guess I'm in the minority but I prefer to be a bit curvier than "perfect" Jennifer Anniston.
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