Monday, May 12th 2008
Zahara Is Over It
Angie Jo brought Shiloh out of her golden tower for a few hours of shopping in Monaco. Angie likes to remind Shiloh how us peons live. Shiloh usually spends her days sleeping on a gold throne and bathing in ice milk. That's how she keeps her hair so golden. Duh!
Zahara can't believe she has to walk and she's over it. She would rather be home finishing her hair and painting her toe nails.
Oh and what's with all the black? How goth of them.
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For fuck's sake fix Zahara's hair. Jesus she does look like Buckwheat! These humanitarians sure do like living large, don't they?
Submitted by mike on May 12, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Where's Jenny Shimizu's son, Pax?
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These pictures were taken earlier today. Paxil and Maalox were taken on a helicopter ride with StooPitt, while Angie and the girls went on a phot op/PR shopping spree.
Shilo is so cute I wish i could put her in my pocket and every hour take her of my pocket and pinch her cheeks
Her arm in the main pic... Yikes!
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Why doesn't Shiloh have any shoes on?!?!
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Cause Z took them off and threw them down the Sewer hole & the 'rents let them and laughed..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Black dresses? How mentally ill is this woman!
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A video movie could improve your life.
DiamondDawg- just went and looked at that. YIKES!
I've had 3 kids and my tummy looks NOTHING like that!
No sagging, no stretch marks.
Don't fear!
They all have their mouths open.
Submitted by KD on May 12, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Are Zahara's legs supposed to be that bowed? That doesn't look natural. One of my friends kids has that problem and they are trying surgury and lots of other things to fix it.
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Her legs were a lot worse last year. Poor kid could barely walk. She has rickets.
Shut The Smurf Up...wow, where have you been? Good seeing you again.
On Topic: since Angeloonie loves to wear black, at least her laundry won't show the discoloration from the pink sock that Brad accidently threw in the wash.
That's why he's sporting those whip marks on the other post. Dumbass can't do laundry correctly.
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Awwww. I think their family is really cute. They are like a little United Nations. lol
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Poor Zahara. Angie pays a fortune for her own hair and Maddox's. (I read a report that says it's just under 100 grand for her alone, though her hair always looks like crap). Anyway, surely she can find someone to moisturize and style Z's hair a little.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 12, 2008 - 3:24pm.
They had a Post Secret exhibit at our local museum a year or so ago with actual postcards on display. It was amazing. I laughed and cried many times during it.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
I love you, too, Xxyxz.. But I really love your Dawgy Style.. Now drop 'em.. Slooower!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I took my daughters to dance class when they were 2 1/2 and 4. The 'dance' class for my 2 year old wasn't really dance, it was alot summersaults and simple stuff. She danced to Animal Crackers in My Soup and did all these cute little moves. She did another song where she danced with a stuffed teddy bear. When she was 3 she was in a recital and the 3 year olds danced to the Sesame Street theme song wearing a cute (and expensive) yellow, sequined leotard and yellow feathers in their hair.
I found it was very good exercise for them and it also taught them good posture once they started learning ballet.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Why doesn't Shiloh have any shoes on?!?!
Oh Praise Be!! Little Shi CAN walk!!
Demmit, these kids rock! Zahara is a force to be reckoned with, you can just tell by the look on her face!!!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
At Post Secret dot com today there's a postcard of a woman who seems quite thin, but her stomach is a mess from having 3 kids. Is Angie gonna look like that? Does childbearing really whack out your stomach?
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
StockBrockerlina.. TamPax.. Bwahahahaha.. That is hilarious.. !! *dies from toxic shock syndrome*
LOL.. I love you Okie
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 12, 2008 - 4:20pm.
*dies from toxic shock syndrome*
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HAHAHAHA! Oh Lawdy. That was glorious.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Z is my favorite . Holie is the least one.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Are Zahara's legs supposed to be that bowed? That doesn't look natural. One of my friends kids has that problem and they are trying surgury and lots of other things to fix it.
Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 3:19pm.
At least Angeloonie isn't wearing that stupid circus tent she wore a while back.
Shiloh looks like Baby Thor. Her magic hammer is missing. I bet Tampax or Maddox took it.
- Tampax, ahahahahaha.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Ugh. Can't help but not judge. Angie has millions of dollars and she can't hire someone to pick shades for her that don't make her look like a fat truck driver??
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
StockBrockerlina.. TamPax.. Bwahahahaha.. That is hilarious.. !! *dies from toxic shock syndrome*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Could the Jolie-Pitts hire a personal shopper or something? The black sacks have got to go! Adorable kids, though. I hope Angie doesn't fuck them up too bad.
Zahara has rachitis legs, they must show her to a doctor.
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At least Angeloonie isn't wearing that stupid circus tent she wore a while back.
Shiloh looks like Baby Thor. Her magic hammer is missing. I bet Tampax or Maddox took it.
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Geez. I just ate lunch and Angelina's arms made me queasy.
-"Submitted by Mysmichelle on May 12, 2008 - 8:10pm."
Because Angelina Jolie is too lazy even with her own hair. Seems like she doesn't even bother to comb her hair after she wakes up, doesn't it?. Oh! and Brad is too busy with his hat collection to bother about his kid's hair.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Lil' sweeties, cute as can be.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
They're adorable. This was taken on Mother's day and all the girls are dressed alike. So cute. Black doesn't have to mean goth, its just another color. I think they all look adorable. Angie is just beautiful.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
True story: I used to get SO pissed off at the mothers bringing their fucking toddlers to me in DIAPERS and expecting them to line up in a straight line and DANCE with the rest of the class. *shakes head*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
familee look to be in piece and times of happy!
mothers glow!
i wish for all to have piece familee in times of happy!
We all should have good monday! All good wishes for D listers on monday!
Angie looked better when she wa preggo with Shiloh. This doesn't seem to be going as smooth for her. Well, at least by appearance.
I love the kids though, they are adorable!
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I'd let Reggie Bush do whatever he wants to me!!!
Holy shit, Shiloh can walk?!
Shiloh is adorable, but she reminds me of Macaulay Culkin.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
Cute cute cute kids...
Zahara is adorable. Her hair's cute...messy, but cute
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Can't say anything bad about the kiddos'.Too effing cute.
Wow. Real, earth-shattering news. Zaharia can walk! Call the U.N.!
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Z's hair is fine - it's natural so is Shiloh's
Shiloh had shoes on in several of the pics from this same series
Several sites report they are coming from a ballet class which might require them to wear the black leotard dresses
I don't fawn over them but you people just make asses out of yourselves trying to bitch about them
Life's a b!tch and so am I.
Oh that kid.. *squeezes the shit out of her* I'm glad she is spending time w/ Shiloh.. That poor kid probably thinks Angie is the neighbor or an Aunt or something.. Damn Zahara always beats up on her.. Let her in the room w/ me for a few minutes.. *pats ruler in palm of hand* Oh yes!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Looks like the girls just came from dance class which explains Shiloh's black leotard looking thing and Zahara's dress (which is probably covering her black leotard). As a former dance teacher I can spot this shit immediately, so don't feel bad, folks.
P.S: Most elite dance schools require their students to wear black leotards and white tights.
P.S.S: Shiloh is TOO YOUNG for dance class, imo.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I already wrote my comment for these pictures... blah blah... Only one picture shows Shiloh focusing on something blah blah and she doesn't have her mouth open... blah.
Ok, my comment doesn't apply to the ones where she has her head turned the other way.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Shiloh has shoes, check out the last thumbnail. They are cute ballet shoes, not the Amy Winehouse kind.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Shiloh couldn't look more like her dad. Good lord.
Angie looks good. Still wish she'd put a few somewhere other than her tatas and look a bit more capable of appearing totally healthy. Zahara is the Queen. Hell, yes!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
They ship Brad's motorcycles but they don't have a goddamn stroller?
This holding the kid shit is getting old.
Snatchalina'a Man hands are what scares Brad.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Goth people are the saddest people...
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story
Niceness: Shiloh is such a cute baby it's ridiculous.
Not-niceness: She's dressing the whole family like a bunch of morticians now? Awesome.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
It needs to be said. Why the fuck can't Jolie get someone to fix Zahara's hair? She looks like Buck-fucking-Wheat. JESUS! Pay someone to braid that hair. FUCK!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
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