Monday, May 12th 2008

Zahara Is Over It

Angie Jo brought Shiloh out of her golden tower for a few hours of shopping in Monaco. Angie likes to remind Shiloh how us peons live. Shiloh usually spends her days sleeping on a gold throne and bathing in ice milk. That's how she keeps her hair so golden. Duh!

Zahara can't believe she has to walk and she's over it. She would rather be home finishing her hair and painting her toe nails.

Oh and what's with all the black? How goth of them.

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

VIDEO PROOF!!!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO ARGUE WITH VIDEO PROOF??????????????????

No Words's picture

Why in the hell doesn't Shiloh have shoes on? Can't she walk, either?

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StewieGriffin's picture

They look cute together...I like the black, who says kids HAVE TO wear Baby Gap or anything so predictable?

Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 4:50pm.
LCT - rickets are from not having ENOUGH calcium. LOL. The ice cream for breakfast is actually beneficial to her. LOL.

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Yes, but it begins with a lack of Vitamin D. (Vitamin D being necessary for calcium to be absorbed.) So Z really needs Vitamin D therapy and lots of sunshine.

There's a clear improvement in her legs from last year to now, so looks like she's on the right track.

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Two questions. Can she close her mouth and can she walk? Seriously.
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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She only looks beautiful to me when she's surrounded by her children.

Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Zee does have a leg condition but that lying bitch (oh, I used it again!!!!!!!) made it sound like it was something sooooo bad. Brad and Angie take really good care of their kids and Zee was walking just fine last year.

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So how 'bout that mayoral scandal in Deeeetroit, LA?

M.E.'s picture

Shiloh is going to be absolutely beautiful when she grows up.

LOCK HER UP BRAD!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder if AJ will let her daughters have live in boyfriends/lovers at 15 years old?!?!!?

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so spicey in the mouth!

I grow tiered of electric reading on faemus Angelina and her baybes!

Make me long for day when i smell ox ass from riding in ox cart to the farm to pick corn!

Spicey mouth and fowel words!

teknology is like devil cart that brings the spicey out of heads!

How yew can look at babies and sey spicey werd!

boswalla sick in chest, cry for sivilization!

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Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 4:50pm.
LCT - rickets are from not having ENOUGH calcium. LOL. The ice cream for breakfast is actually beneficial to her. LOL.
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Haha well DAMN. Maybe that's how she started getting ice cream.

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-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

For LovesCarrotopalina (one of my fave posters on Dlisted):

http://www.dalealplay.com/informaciondecontenido.php?con=41790

Notice the left foot severely turned in and Z almost toppling. This is when she was 2, the same age as Shiloh is now.

More:

http://www.boxxet.com/Brad_Pitt/Zahara_Jolie_Bow_Legged.znljs.d

http://www.allurbangossip.com/urban_gossip/zahara_jolie_bow_legged

There's a video of the last group of photos on Splash but I can't find it right now. If anyone wants to look, it's of Z in a green T-shirt, pointing at the camera.

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Reportingalina as well....

Tick tock LA, tick tock....
The pendulum is swinging slow and low for you....

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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

joanne's picture

While her mother was dying she was in Africa giving birth. She is getting desperate and she doesn't look happy, mourning? Poor kids

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LA I think you should use the hours you spend here spewing your hatred at an anger management class, along with extensive therapy.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Bitch!!!!!!!
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Done. Don't be surprised if you all of a sudden can't log in.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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LA, you have been reported.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 2:41pm.

You're disgusting lying bitch. Go fuck yourself. Lying bitch. Stop lying about the kids you evil bitch. Zee could walk fine and last year she walked fine and even around in the park with her father. So why don't you stop with all the bullshit bitch.

Whoa... talk about nasty!

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I put my kids in black. It's actually kind of hard to find and I think it's cute.

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LCT - rickets are from not having ENOUGH calcium. LOL. The ice cream for breakfast is actually beneficial to her. LOL.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 3:45pm.

Please. Please. Please. GET HELP.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

I see it's Angie Monday. (MK must have an unsatisfactory hit-count.)

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:45pm.

You're disgusting lying bitch. Go fuck yourself. Lying bitch. Stop lying about the kids you evil bitch. Zee could walk fine and last year she walked fine and even around in the park with her father. So why don't you stop with all the bullshit bitch.
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Google it. Use the word 'bitch' one more time and I'm going to report your ass.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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somebody needs a nap...black is a bit severe for little girls isn't it?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

WHY DOES "PRINCESS" SHILIOH HAVE BUG BITES ALL OVER HER LEGS IN THE LAST PIC? I MEAN I THOUGHT SHE WAS UNTOUCHABLE....

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Um, I'm no doctor, but it makes sense to me that Zahara would have some issues after being birthed and starved in a little mud hut before Angie bought her.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 12, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I think they are wearing black because of the death of Angelinas mom , I love the color black
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Uhm, that was almost a year ago.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You fucking retard. It was published, after LOTS of criticism over her constantly being carried every where last year that her medical condition PREVENTED her from walking very far due to pain.
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I remember that. It was a big thing. Maybe it was all the ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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good lord, would it kill this woman to throw some baby gap or old navy clothes on these kids! all black- HA! oh wait, are for us peons only, lol. i think it would be cute to let z's hair to grow out all natural and stuff, even though i don't know much about black hair. now let us all bow to hail the mighty SHILOH!

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You fucking retard. It was published, after LOTS of criticism over her constantly being carried every where last year that her medical condition PREVENTED her from walking very far due to pain.

FUCK!

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Submitted by Chimp on May 12, 2008 - 3:35pm

I completely agree. She looks adorable. I saw this young boy the other day with a big afro. I mean, like a 70's afro. OMG, I couldn't help but walk up to him and tell him how handsome he was. There is no reason to go crazy styling a kid's hair that is as young as Zahara, particularly if it could stress the hair by tightly braiding it or using alot of product on it.

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Z is going to hate Angelina's ass when she gets older and sees how she let her go outside with her head looking like that. That shit is straight up unnecessary, Angelina can afford to pay someone to do her hair, dammit!

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I think they are wearing black because of the death of Angelinas mom , I love the color black

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 4:41pm.
LoveAngelina, Z's trouble with walking was caught on tape last year in Prague. She was very bowed and struggled to walk to the bodyguard's car. Want it posted for a little "reminder"?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

LoveAngelina, Z's trouble with walking was caught on tape last year in Prague. She was very bowed and struggled to walk to the bodyguard's car. Want it posted for a little "reminder"?

And speaking of lying, how's that "school" of yours coming along, you middle aged, I mean TEENaged, oversized person you? DEEEEEEEEEEEtroit!!!!!!!!!

I think they are wearing black in the memorial of Mother's day because of her mother's "Angie" death.

Submitted by Chimp on May 12, 2008 - 4:35pm.
isn't it better to leave a baby/toddler's hair grow naturally? rather than to braid it and stress the scalp?? to be honest, i'm not really familiar with black hair, but i wouldn't braid my toddler's hair.

i think Z looks great with that hair natural anyway... haha.

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It's not a question of braiding it. It's a question of conditioning it. Black hair is very dry and needs to be mositurized daily and not washed as frequently as white hair. If it's not kept up, the hair breaks off and eventually the hair follicles get permanently damaged. Z already has bald patches.

All it takes is a minute or two of daily conditioning with a leave in mositurizer and a shampoo once every two weeks.

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Brangelina, a stroller would be handy.

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Hey stock! I 've been here and there, just a lot of work, I do read dlisted everyday I just don't post as much.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 12, 2008 - 4:34pm.
They're all wearing black because it was Mother's Day?
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Makes sense...

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.

Why the fuck are you always lying. I remember her walking just fine last year. Yeah, Zee has leg condition but she can walk fine.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Angie is just beautiful.
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Children shouldn't dress in black. Although it may be comforting to them. There is nothing grounded about this family. Can we go home? is a multiple choice question.

isn't it better to leave a baby/toddler's hair grow naturally? rather than to braid it and stress the scalp?? to be honest, i'm not really familiar with black hair, but i wouldn't braid my toddler's hair.

i think Z looks great with that hair natural anyway... haha.

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I don't like to defend this lady, (because I know as soon as they get home, behind closed doors, the nannies take over), but I have a toddler girl who throws her shoes off first chance she gets. I buy Striderite (25 to 50 dollars a pop) and she takes them off and throws them. When I am in stores I look down and her shoes are missing. Then of course it looks like I take my kid everywhere without shoes.

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DiamondDawg...if Angeloonie was my mom, I'd wear black too. To mourn the loss of my life.
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kathleen.tamara's picture

Shiloh is pretty damn cute. Those are some crazy cheeks.

joanne's picture

The bodyguards are getting better at hiding at these photo ops, Jolie and Winehouse have the same veins.

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Her belly is huge. Within the next 6 weeks, bet on it.

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good god, shiloh is beautiful! wow! and little Z has such a cute little attitude, it seems, they seem like great kids...and, no, i'm NOT a brangeloonie =)

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They're all wearing black because it was Mother's Day?