Monday, May 12th 2008
Zahara Is Over It
Angie Jo brought Shiloh out of her golden tower for a few hours of shopping in Monaco. Angie likes to remind Shiloh how us peons live. Shiloh usually spends her days sleeping on a gold throne and bathing in ice milk. That's how she keeps her hair so golden. Duh!
Zahara can't believe she has to walk and she's over it. She would rather be home finishing her hair and painting her toe nails.
Oh and what's with all the black? How goth of them.
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"Are you sweet boys on your way to play the slot machines?" DUUUUDE she just said slut, Heeeeeheeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeheeeeee."
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LCTalina, cheetos? Ruffles? what's your preference? I think I might still go drown my sorrows in a bottle of Korbel at home later
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I think it's ok for her to carry Shiloh, since I carried my son while pregnant with his brother because he really couldn't walk due to development delays, etc. Now if she'd just had a c-section, then no, she shouldn't be carrying a child around.
I see Brad in Shiloh's face and it's almost freaky. She's a pretty child and hopefully a happy one, too. I just can't bring myself to hate on them. :)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I gots some preggo boobies!!!!! But I ain't gonna lie- they're more like this:
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And just think, in two years they'll be like this:
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by Clio on May 12, 2008 - 5:08pm.
I think she's exempt, being wonderful and all.
I am facinated by the new quizzes I've found on myspace.
I'll be there while the back tracking and denials continue.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
I gots some preggo boobies!!!!! But I ain't gonna lie- they're totally Brit-esque.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 12, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 4:17pm
For the love of gravity, how do they get from the knees to the face @85??? Like big old pasties in perpetual motion?
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Exactly. The force of motion in power jogging plus the bouncies of the saggers off your knees would eventually result in face-slappage.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
zomay on May 12, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I channel CornHolio from time to time, especially after to much caffeine.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Boooooooooooooooobs and booooooooooooze! Titty bar anyone?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:18pm.
LCTalina, talk about boobs! Ignore all bitchery! It's only monday and we can't drink this shit away!!!
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Can we eat it away with chippies?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:18pm.
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What. The fuck. Ever.
You are such a bloody infant LA. Let go of your pride long enough to admit you're wrong. Everyone else knows it.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Bradi why do I always feel like Beevis and ButtHead when I say Boooobs.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Let's not talk about how Z had bowed legs, and let's talk about my perky boobies!
Oh..no! I have PMS boobs today. Let's talk about booze. I plan to have some in an hour or so....
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 4:17pm
For the love of gravity, how do they get from the knees to the face @85??? Like big old pasties in perpetual motion?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
zomay on May 12, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I thought I had good sized boobs until I saw the Hot Slut of the Week.
- I think we all peeked down our tops and eeked a bit at the thought.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
LCTalina, think Mrs. Choksondik when thinking boobies at 85...maybe kittens will follow us around too...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I thought I had good sized boobs until I saw the Hot Slut of the Week.
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Guys, come on now. Calm down. She's just kidding!
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
LCTalina, talk about boobs! Ignore all bitchery! It's only monday and we can't drink this shit away!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Let's not talk about how Z had bowed legs, and let's talk about my perky boobies!
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Do you ever wonder what'll happen to our boobies when we're 85 and they're slapping us in the face when we power-walk?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 4:11pm.
You have been reported again.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Fuck you. Read my last post you fucking moron. I never said that there was nothing wrong with her legs but that other bitch was overexagerating and lying.
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Ahem, AND I QUOTE:
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 -
You're disgusting lying bitch. Go fuck yourself. Lying bitch. Stop lying about the kids you evil bitch. Zee could walk fine and last year she walked fine and even around in the park with her father
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Would you like to once again say you never said anything was wrong with her or is there enough evidence shoved in your face that you keep contradicting yourself???
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
So i guess the whole denial of saying shit about other posters like LA knows them on the other thread is thread exclusive only for LA.
*notes on legal pad next to keyboard, for future reference*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I still have inflated period boobies so they're extra bouncy...great for anyone who needs pillows...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I miss my big round pregnancy boobies.
*moment of silence*
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Let's not talk about how Z had bowed legs, and let's talk about my perky boobies!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
The only overexaggeration and lying I see is not in the video and photographed PROOF!
Read my siggy, get it?
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
She is just another woman on planet Earth that has kids. Just like the 3 billion of us ladies with kids. Big whoop. Good for Angie that she chooses to do her HUMAN duty and help children in need. I do it to but on a smaller financial level. If I had 80 million sitting around, I would for sure adopt.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Video proof my fucking ass!!!!! Zee was walking fine.
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Any moron can see she has/had bow legs.
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 5:08pm.
I need to show off my new siggy. Siggy's annoy the fuck out of me (when trying to post) but I HAD to take this one.
BEST. LINE. EVER!
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haha aww M.E. I wub yew.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Video proof my fucking ass!!!!! Zee was walking fine. She was shorter than and walked funny. However Zee still ran and played as evidenced when Zee and Brad went to the park. I think that lying bitch saying Zee had such "a hard time walking last year" is garbage because Zee walked fine.
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YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
If you can't see the obvious difficulties there, I suggest you go get an eye exam.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Submitted by donttellharry on May 12, 2008 - 4:10pm.
even tho Z's hair is a mess she is still a fierce bitch and shiloh will prob get another beat down when they get home.
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Shiloh looks so much like brad! They are both cute, and I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing black. I wear a lot of black (especially to work) and I am far from being goth.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Hey you guys! Look what I have for you:(*)(*)
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BOOBS MCGEE!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Deb- I do understand why Suri and Shiloh and other celebrities kids get carried. It's probably faster and easier when there are paparazzi around. Hell, my son is Shiloh's age and I don't have all damn day to wait for him to toddle his butt along everywhere. If it saves me time, I'll carry him.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Hey you guys! Look what I have for you:(*)(*)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I thought it wasn't good for pregnant women to carry someone/something that weighs as much as Shiloh at a certain point in time? Unless Angie's exempt because she's the new Mother Theresa?
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
I need to show off my new siggy. Siggy's annoy the fuck out of me (when trying to post) but I HAD to take this one.
BEST. LINE. EVER!
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Can't say anything bad about the kids. Their mother, on the other hand...
Zahara's legs are bowed in the picture....when Angie gained possession of Zahara, she had ricketts and severe malnutrion. She has had trouble walking, but she is getting better.
DO YOU NOT SEE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
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AKA No Wordalina
Being childless and all, so this is just my opinion.
It would seem to be easier to carry them than it would to be walking around with your arm stretched down, all lopsided. That has to be uncomfortable without being preggers.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
I propose a moratorium on answering LA's posts. For ALL of our sakes.
SHEESH.
I am so friggin bored of this, I have to tell you.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Video proof my fucking ass!!!!! Zee was walking fine. She was shorter than and walked funny.
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DO YOU NOT SEE THE BOW IN HER LEGS YOU BLIND IDIOT?! Jesus fucking Christ. Right in front of your GD face and you STILL deny it.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 4:53pm.
For LovesCarrotopalina (one of my fave posters on Dlisted):
http://www.dalealplay.com/informaciondecontenido.php?con=41790
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Aww, shucks. You make me feel all warm and tingly.
Thanks for the vid. Now LA can't bark at us for saying there was something wrong with her legs.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Video proof my fucking ass!!!!! Zee was walking fine. She was shorter than and walked funny. However Zee still ran and played as evidenced when Zee and Brad went to the park. I think that lying bitch saying Zee had such "a hard time walking last year" is garbage because Zee walked fine.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
That video, poor Z, Brad and Pax were walking too fast for her, she CLEARED those stairs! LOL.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 12, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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Yes, I know, I didn't thoroughly explain myself, I was just defending the ice cream for breakfast. LOL.
Two questions. Can she close her mouth and can she walk? Seriously.
Yes and in the last thumbnail look she is walking.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
why is everyone freaking out?
I think they all look adorable. I'm guessing most of your kids are in wal-mart neon prints 24/7..
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Yes, Z clearly had a hard time walking in that video. Sad! She's such a cutie! Damn Africans fucked a bitch UP! (that was a joke)
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA