Monday, May 12th 2008
Zahara Is Over It
Angie Jo brought Shiloh out of her golden tower for a few hours of shopping in Monaco. Angie likes to remind Shiloh how us peons live. Shiloh usually spends her days sleeping on a gold throne and bathing in ice milk. That's how she keeps her hair so golden. Duh!
Zahara can't believe she has to walk and she's over it. She would rather be home finishing her hair and painting her toe nails.
Oh and what's with all the black? How goth of them.
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Maybe her legs are shaped like that from always being carried.
Adorable children!
What is her fascination with wearing black nonstop?
Doesn't she realize that black does not necessarily equal elegant?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Baby looks just like Brad! So weird to see her walking already!
Comb Z's hair!!!
~SAS
from laineygossip"
Looks like Jennifer Aniston in a bikini just got trumped.
Seriously... why go head to head against the Pitts? The Pitts play the best game. The Pitts will beat you every time. These high quality photos were allowed. Trust.
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by zomay on May 12, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I loved Beavis and Butthead!
"Do you have a tee-pee for my bunghole"? LOL
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McLovin..I just had a sign. *hand to heart and the other on a bible* I just walked into the kitchen and my oldest son is wearing a T-shirt that says: I am McLovin SUPERBAD. You're children will be as much a joy as mine. (pssst, don't tell anyone else but I love the snot outa' them and I wouldn't change a hair on their heads.)
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
awww thanks NitWitty! :)
mama-to-be and child are so far, so good!
Not sure if link will work
http://profile.myspace.com/Modules/Applications/Pages/Canvas.aspx?appId=...
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Shiloh is gorgeous!
And poor Zahara...need a hair stylist..endito
Submitted by zomay on May 12, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I am cornholio
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDpzbmHMcEQ&feature=related
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OMFG!!!!!!! I am seriously crying I'm laughing so hard! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Volt Cola, " Hola, Habla Bunghoio!"
*dies*
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
McLovin, I send blessings your way. May it be healthy and wealthy and wise. Mine got the healthy part down...sometimes, anyway. But ask me if I'd trade 'em for a million bucks?
Okay, yeah, you probably don't want to ask me that either. Seriously though, nothing but the best to you and remember, don't ever let them see you sweat.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
there were some rumors last year about Zahara having hip problems and needing a surgeries mabe the bow in her legs has something to do whit that ??
Submitted by Sugarbella on May 12, 2008 - 5:44pm.
WTF?? Z should be the one being carried. She is way better than that slack jawed mouth breather blob.
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Hahahahahaha that avie is PRICELESS.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
WTF?? Z should be the one being carried. She is way better than that slack jawed mouth breather blob.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 6:36pm.
I've dressed my kids in black every day since they were born. They think they are vampires cuz I've told them every single day of their lives that they are sucking the very life out of me.
haha I just about died at that
only 27 weeks to go til I find out all about it!
stockbrokerlina, I must go change my name!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 10:42pm.
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Mike ~ if Angelina was my mom, I'd pray for a terminal disease. She doesn't strike me as parental role model material.
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Submitted by RichBitch on May 12, 2008 - 3:37pm.
LMAO!!!!!!! Oh man that was funnny!!!!!
....but no.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 5:34pm.
ChristinaHoffalina ~ I hate kids in black clothes too.
If Angelina were your mom, you'd where black willingly - I know I would.
Stock Brokerlina
"I like only what can fit in my mouth. I'm resourceful that way."
Daaaamn! I may need a moment alone!
M.E.
never ending movie quiz.????
Link? Please??
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Nitty - lmao!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 10:36pm.
There I am through.
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With life? *hoping*
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 2:36pm.
links please!!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 12, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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You're lucky. My nips are ashamed to be seen with me.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I've dressed my kids in black every day since they were born. They think they are vampires cuz I've told them every single day of their lives that they are sucking the very life out of me.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
@ ISprainedMyUvula...I gots me some preggo boobies right now too... And they are FAB-U-LOUS!
Think Halle Berry's pregnant chi-chis.
Hurt like hell though...I only take my bra off to get a shower, and going up and down stairs is torture! Running is out of the question
I always enjoy reading Brangelina threads....the drama on this is better than the Hills
Clarisse - I'm doing the never ending movie quiz.
I'm addicted.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
What's with all the black in the middle of Spring?
At least Zahara is actually walking for once. I thought AJ was going to carry the kid around until she was in high school.
DebFrmHell...I like only what can fit in my mouth. I'm resourceful that way.
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zomay on May 12, 2008 - 4:30pm.
bwahahahahahaahhahahahahaaaa!!!!
I need to rent the movie again.
still lmao....
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Like a big chum(?) line like they have in errr...some sport. I know not what I am talking about...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
ChristinaHoffalina ~ I hate kids in black clothes too.
Maybe she's colorblind?
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
I am cornholio
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDpzbmHMcEQ&feature=related
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 5:27pm.
What's the difference between 20 year old boobs and 65 year old boobs?
The belly button.
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Very nice. I laugh every time I see your avie. I miss the dinner plate nips.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Hoffalina thinks that kid looks shitty in black. I hate black clothes on babies.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Boobs and Booze?
Did I miss something?
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Sometimes when you are feeling surrounded by a giant boob you just need a drink? I prefer my Diet COke without ice, please!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Stock Brokerlina on May 12, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Boobs and Booze?
The cure for L.Angelina-itis
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 12, 2008 - 5:27pm.
@L C T, I am feeling battered and bruised already and I am still a few years away! ROFLMFAO!
I keep seeing myself with hunchy back and a cane trying to power walk an air-conditioned mall but falling over my left breaticle.
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I'll go with you and we can power walk together. Use eachother's shoulders as breasticle holders. Worst case scenario is that all of us old floppy-boobed DListers for one wide line like Red Rover in our mall walks just to stay up.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Bradi!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=upR8ytE2W0s&feature=related
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Maybe this theory has been floated out there before, but I have always wondered if LA is a plant. No, not the flowering kind, but one put here by a genius in Business who knew her kind of lunacy would generate the unbelievable interest and controversy that it has. If it is, it is truly one of the most genius ploys EVER.
If it isn't, I pray there never comes a day when LA gets the technology to track us down. There aren't big enough weapons in existence to protect us from her kind of crazy.
Nitty, i was reduced to swearing today. I sank to the lowest common denominator. (Big Sigh)
And then I had a cig break...LOL
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Boobs and Booze?
Did I miss something?
LoveAngelina ~ Give it a rest.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Let me fucking tell you something. When I am wrong I say so, I am not ashamed to ever admit I made a mistake.
However I am not fucking wrong right now and I won't admit some shit I am not wrong about and you can either kiss my ass or accept that.
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Stop trying to stir shit and let it go. I am so done with you and your crazy brain.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
@L C T, I am feeling battered and bruised already and I am still a few years away! ROFLMFAO!
I keep seeing myself with hunchy back and a cane trying to power walk an air-conditioned mall but falling over my left breaticle.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 12, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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What's the difference between 20 year old boobs and 65 year old boobs?
The belly button.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:25pm.
LCTalina, cheetos? Ruffles? what's your preference? I think I might still go drown my sorrows in a bottle of Korbel at home later
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Ruffles, definitely. I'm a chip-licker. I like how the flavour gets all in the little ridges. Maybe some Ben & Jerry's?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Those little girls are GORGEOUS!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Booobs and Booze!!! I feel like Owen Wilson. Why?
I don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
M.E.
Quizzes!?!?! We love quizzes!! What flavor cake am i?
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA