Zahara Is Over It

Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 5:52pm.

Probably drinking each others blood while kneeling at the altar of their mother. I have always thought that she (Marcheline--whatever) somehow managed to get Freddie Mercury to father James anyway-- they look just alike. No wonder Jon Voight wouldn't buy him that damn car.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 5:52pm.

Probably drinking each others blood while kneeling at the altar of their mother. I have always thought that she (Marcheline--whatever) somehow managed to get Freddie Mercury to father James anyway-- they look just alike. No wonder Jon Voight wouldn't buy him that damn car.

Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:46pm.

Yeah, Paris is really missing out on alot and its sad to watch someone with all that throw it away. If I had those means there is a lot I would do with besides just throw it away.
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Hellz yeah. If I had her money I would have been an explorer.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

But of course my dear Sheeps. I mean, I think so. Oh hell, what's a Bunker Buster?

Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 5:49pm.

You are, of course, trying to end the day with a Bunker Buster?

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Submitted by Green Acres on May 12, 2008 - 5:49pm.

Oh, I have no doubt the author will relent. But I just wanna use the siggy.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:46pm.

Yeah, Paris is really missing out on alot and its sad to watch someone with all that throw it away. If I had those means there is a lot I would do with besides just throw it away.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 6:49pm.
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LMAO... I wonder if Angie and James are doing anything special for his B-day?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

LA's right, she is wearing shoes. I probably wouldn't take a kid's shoes off when we're away from home or a hotel room, though. That's my deal, because more than likely, I'll leave said shoes somewhere!
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 5:41pm.

Well, he's pretty sure with Maddox and Zahara, 'cuz that was when their relationship was new and who cheats then? But by the time Shiloh came around Angie had been losing interest-- and you know, she got really fat for awhile there and started complaining that her feet were swollen and her back hurt. Hell, they hadn't had sex for like NINE months and then suddenly she comes back from the hospital one day with this baby and expects him to believe it's his? No sir, he's no fool. He wants a test on that little blonde one who looks suspiciously like her brother James...

Sheeps: Perhaps you can hold a SIGNATURE THIS! contest if the lewd author won't relent.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Shiloh is wearing shoes and walking in the last thumbnail. I see parents all the time carrying their kids and sometimes they don't have shoes on when the weather is very nice.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Sheeps: their rented daddy!

On that note...good night!

Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:34pm.

No they can't. Paris has pretty much admitted she is an idiot but I think Paris is stupid because she likes being stupid. Paris thrives off it. She doesn't wanna know or do anything beyond what she is doing now.
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Yeah, and that is really sad and pathetic. To me, there are so many interesting things in the world to know about and learn. There are so many wonderful books to read. What kills me is that she has all the resources to travel, and rather than whore herself out she can actually learn something about how people interact with each other in other cultures instead of doing her "I don't think I just walk" thing and commit social faux pas because she doesn't care enough to learn about anything.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

LOL. Sheeps, Brad is their daddy.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 5:41pm.
She doesn't wanna know or do anything beyond what she is doing now.
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People do what works for them. Being an ignant slut works for Paris.

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Okay, this has probably been asked before, but why is Shiloh always barefoot? Seriously, in every picture I have ever seen of the child her big old Fred Flintstone feet are always hanging out.
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Now that you mention it... why not put that kid in some goddamn shoes? If they don't start now she could end up walking around barefoot in gas station bathrooms when she grows up. Besides that baby shoes are so cute!
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 5:39pm.

Brad isn't the daddy? *scratching head* Some things are beyond understanding, I guess.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:34pm.

No they can't. Paris has pretty much admitted she is an idiot but I think Paris is stupid because she likes being stupid. Paris thrives off it. She doesn't wanna know or do anything beyond what she is doing now.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Sheeps: Let's really think about it ok? LMAO
(I love your new siggy! lol)

Sheeps-- I see an episode of Maury in their future...I bet Brad has NO idea.

Fellas, Im ready to get up and do my thing. I want to get into it man, you know? like a, like a sex machine?
movin', doin' it, y'know?

CAN I COUNT IT OFF?

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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

Mmmmmmmmmmkay darlings I'm out... I gotta get out of work in a few so I'll hit you sexy hookerbots tomorrow! lots of XOXO, and extra ♥♥♥

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Okay, this has probably been asked before, but why is Shiloh always barefoot? Seriously, in every picture I have ever seen of the child her big old Fred Flintstone feet are always hanging out.

Submitted by kdracofan on May 12, 2008 - 5:32pm.

No, for realz.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:24pm.

Thats terrible. I would kick their ass too. People just have seriously messed up views on things. Some people can't think beyond labels.
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That's because they're not very intelligent. I mean if they can't gather the interest to learn anything new (like Parasite) or if they can't understand or they don't want to understand beyond themselves, like all Parasite cares about is fucking, posing, fucking, being famous, fucking, money, fucking, expensive shit, fucking,shopping, fucking, bothering famous people and fucking, well, they can't be very bright, can they?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 8:27pm.

Why is one kid black and the other one white? Same daddy?
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LMAO......

Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:24pm.

Thats terrible. I would kick their ass too. People just have seriously messed up views on things. Some people can't think beyond labels.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Trying to go Blondalina... My hair's a dark blond/light brown right now... give it a week and I'll posy pics when I do go full on...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 6:25pm.
If you are in the public eye as much as Brangelina are (is?) then you had better do it on your terms. Take some control of the situation. That's what I would do.
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True that.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Why is one kid black and the other one white? Same daddy?

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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY

True dat Joanne... I can understand falling for someone even if they or you are with someone, because that is something you can't control. But I hate the copping out bullshit. Just admit you fell for someone and move on.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 7:24pm.

Dirty girl.
Mud pies for everyone!!!!

So you're going blondelina?

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

If you are in the public eye as much as Brangelina are (is?) then you had better do it on your terms. Take some control of the situation. That's what I would do.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN

Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 12, 2008 - 6:16pm
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And yet they're the people who would call me a retard once they heard the word "Autism" That's what really pisses me off. It would however give me a grand ole' reason to kick their asses. I don't even think I'd get in trouble for it. The cops would just be like "well everyone hates she and she should have watched her mouth, so no we won't press charges."

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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Bradi, I'll just slap on some gloves and jump in the dirt...lol

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 8:17pm.

Its easier to blame Jennifer Aniston instead of admitting your a lying mediawhore and no one cares about you anymore, cried wolf to many times.

I guess... there are very few actresses I actually like. Gwyneth I love because she is who she is and I just know she's not the snooty bitch everyone makes her out to be. I mean, you have to have a sense of humor to have dated Ben Affleck for as long as she did. Can't think of anymore really...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 7:17pm.

See, not to stir shit but....

-I am taking your stirrin' equipment away from you.
You can keep your uniform though.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Sorry, I had to step out for a minute. Feed the cats and forward that vid to my mother. She likes to see other aspies.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 7:15pm.

Oy, there was plenty of world chat time, gas prices, retirement benefits and GOLF. His bromantic crush is Phil Mickelson.

Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 7:15pm.

*licks frosting off fork*
Mmm, mmm, cake.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 12, 2008 - 5:17pm.

But is she really any worse than any other Hollywood ho?
They are all pretty much liars.

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See, not to stir shit but I think I would have liked Aj if she wasn't such a hypocrite. If she owned up to shit and took responsibility for shit I'd actually respect her. But she's constantly contradicting herself, like when she interviewed with Marie Claire right after Mr and Mrs Smith, and she told everyone she didn't need a married man because she had different lovers she met in hotel rooms. Then a few months back she says she's only slept with like, three guys...to which I say LIAR!!!! Okay, sorry about that...carry on...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by FritoDorito on May 12, 2008 - 6:09pm.

I really didn't notice anything to different about Heather. She just seemed shy but she was confident when she needed to be. Heather was very well spoken and smart. Heather even did artwork, her sketches were beautiful. She just struggled when she had to speak in front of crowds and when she had Go-sees she didn't so good. I totally agree with you about people like LL and Paris. LOL. Those women are not normal.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Devilgirl and Joanne, can you imagine a stage mom worse than someone who wanted to be a star since they were 12 years old? Eeeesh.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 5:13pm.

YEA! Cake! I like being a grown up.
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I know what you mean. You can eat cake for breakfast and nobody gonna say shit!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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Funny, my Dad's birthday was this weekend, May 10th. All he had to say was, this world is going to shit. And he's glad that he won't be alive to see China make the U.S. people their bitches. Course, my Dad just turned 77 and always says, I had 10 kids and none of them ended up in jail or on welfare, so George Bush should be paying me back!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Frito my love, Purrs and Mews to you!!!

All is well in Bradiful country.
I have cake left which means I have breakfast for tomorrow.
YEA! Cake! I like being a grown up.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by devilgirl on May 12, 2008 - 7:27pm.

I think Jolie is trying to turn Shiloh into "Infant Goth Goddess".Why else was she the only one cold? Jolie is going to be like the Lohans. Staying in the news with our offspring.

Heather was fricking awesome! My sis and I were soooooo bummed when she was booted because she was just beautiful and so funny and just was super charasmatic, unlike all the other fake bitches on that show...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.