Monday, May 12th 2008
Jimmy's New Job
Jimmy Fallon has officially been announced as Conan O'Brien's replacement to take over "Late Night" next year. Conan is replacing Jay Leno and Jay is.....well....who cares about him! The announcement was made at a press conference today even though it's been known for weeks.
When asked how much he's making, Jimmy said, “They’re paying me enough. I just want to live comfortably in Dubai.” Jimmy, save the bad jokes for your new gig.
I'm usually asleep, drunk, pooping or all of the above whenever "Late Night" comes on, so this doesn't affect me.
I really think Jimmy needs a unibrow. That space between his eyebrows is two big and he needs some fur in there to set it straight. Then he would really look like Bert of Bert and Ernie.
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I can't believe that this douche is replacing Conan. He better hope that Conan's writers stay to try to make him funny. His interviewing skills probably suck too, and he'll spend the entire hour laughing at his own lame jokes.
Sadness when Conan's show is an hour earlier. His edgy characters like S&M Lincoln and Fun Hole Guy will probably be banned.
disgraceful
Conan is better than Leno, but Letterman is the one and only heir to Carson.
Jimmy Fallon? Not funny and never was.
He looks like wax figurine in that picture. Grrr
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Just when you think they couldn't find someone that would make Jay Leno seem funny.....
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Jimmy Fallon is kinda cute but he's no Conan that's for damn sure!
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Damn, talk about souless eyes...
"Cold,lifeless eyes, like a DOLLS EYES..", that's it, he's a shark.LOL
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Damn, talk about souless eyes... this pic of Jimmy "non-funny douche" Fallon says a thousand words about him.
NBC's Late night with Fallon? unwatchable, followed by equally unwatchable Carson Daily.
Why would the network think he was bankable? Has he had much success since he left SNL? I was under the impression he had not. Wonder who he's blowing at NBC?
It's too bad Kathy Griffin has pissed off or otherwise offended 98 percent of Hollywood. She would have been a great host/interviewer.
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They probably texted him on his BlackBerry.
"u were on snl rite?"
"ya"
"r u busy?"
"not rly"
"UR HIRED!"
Oh shit, is Horatio Sanz gonna be his Andy Richter?
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WTF?! NBC is now run by monkeys or idiots
Terrible choice.
Why didn't the network executives post for this job on Monster.com or Careerbuilder.com?
I'm sure there are monkeys more qualified than this unfunny man.
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Giant, giant douche.
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Wow that show is going to suck. I can't imagine what will be worse, his opening segment or laughing at his own jokes all night...He will be worse than Craig Ferguson which I thought would have been hard. Late night is going be unwatchable once Conan leaves =/
Leno sucks tho too
Network executive are so out of touch, I would have been surprised if they'd actually found a good replacement.
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What's Jimmy gonna do, laugh through all the interviews?
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Jimmy is not funny.
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I wish they had moved Carson up and put Jimmy in Carson's spot. I don't think Jimmy is gonna be very funny. Love Conan though and I am gonna miss Jay.
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Worst late night move ever, switching Conan to Jay's spot, moving him to California ... disaster in the making. Jimmy Fallon, Conan's replacement ... so unfunny.
This is gonna blow. Almost as bad as Paris does.
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Jimmy's not funny, as a lot of you share the same thought, I'm guessing a LOT of other people don't think he's funny either.
I love that they made fun of him in Family Guy. Peter punched him in the face for "always laughing at his own jokes".
Well, I guess someone has to...
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wow. I can't wait to see what they have to say about Jimmy on celebrityprayerlist.com
I hope they hire some extraordinary writers because Jimmy just isn't funny - he's so cute too :(
LovesAngelina is funnier than Fallon.
Yea, this is going to BOMB.
that sucks I like conan
This makes my insides sad. I love Conan. Sure, Jimmy can be funny sometimes, but come on.
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Well, that'll put me right to sleep. Good call!
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mike, you are funnier than fallon.
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Good luck with that. I don't think he's that funny.
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Bullshit. I'm funnier than Jimmy Fallon.