Monday, May 12th 2008
Um...There's A Centerpiece On Your Head
I think My Little Pony Parker decided to pay homage to Mimi and Nick Cannon's wedding by wearing one of their centerpieces on her head to the "Sex and the City" premiere in London today. Kim Cattrall is totally flashing a cunty smile, because she's glad Pony showed up with fake green roses and butterflies on her head. Kim looks like a goddamn goddess compared to Pony.
Well, if Pony gets a little hungry, she can snack on one of the weeds in her hat.
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Kim Cattrall looks fabulous but I am not hating the headpiece on SJP either. I kinda like it.
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Hideous. Just glaringly, frighteningly, blatantly wrong.
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Submitted by The C word on May 12, 2008 - 2:39pm.
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SNARF!!!!!!!!!!!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Its missing its pineapple.
You sure this wasn't the premiere of "Seabiscuit In The City"?
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That is just ridiculous - who the hell would wear that GD thing on their head ?????
That hat must count for at least 6 pieces of flare.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Everytime I see Kim Cattral I think of Lassie.Can't get the whole image of her getting hot over sweaty gym socks and howling like a dog.CLASSIC!!!
SAS!!! how 'ya doing?
On Topic: I bet Foghorn Leghorn is HAWT for her. I mean, look at the chicken she's wearing on her head.
Kim Cattrall IS a goddess, love her! And yeah, she's totally loving how ridiculous SJP looks...what was she thinking? Less is more, she could've done without that thing on her head.
Pony looks like a combo of peacock shit on her head and the puke from the Exorcist.
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What, no candelabra?
She ain't got no klass.
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If SJP was trying to make a fashion statement, she failed miserably
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Not only is it ugly beyond description,the color is beyond hideous. It is the color of sickly bodily fluid.
Wasn't there an episode where she wore an equally stupid hat on a date with the Post-it note guy and they had a fight, and Post-it note guy said sarcastically, "Nice hat"? To which Carrie stomped off and said "It's fabulous".
Life imitating art.
And then she wonders why she's voted the "unsexiest woman"!
I think she's cute, but that hat is anything but sexy!
HA @ Ma Nom
"you'se can't uses them potierres, dem Miss Sue Ellens Potierres", said Mammy
"great balls of fire Mammy they're my potierres now", said Scarlett, cracking a cat-o-9 tails across Mammy's back, "Sew Hoe!"
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Submitted by KD on May 12, 2008 - 3:18pm
well whatever I dont see what is the big deal about meating this old ladie who seems really boring ,i guess her family was important but they dont run the coutry anymore , sorry if any of you guys is British I dint meant to disrespect
I dont have a queen and I seriusly dont care about our first lady they are so boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Accidental Sexiness on May 12, 2008 - 3:27pm.
ME! I'm excited about the movie! I can't wait!
You guys are haterz!
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You forgot 'jellus'.
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Oooooooooooh, I so want to get married again and torture my bridesmaids by putting them in that outfit. Complete with hat of course, and maybe some gloves and a feather parasol to complete the ensemble!
ME! I'm excited about the movie! I can't wait!
You guys are haterz!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome!
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she must have asked mammy to make that for her from the drapes and centerpieces in her living room
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Oooo, "The C Word".....BURN!!!
....does Nathan Lane sux cack too?
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Submitted by The C word on May 12, 2008 - 2:22pm.
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Oh, totally. Giggled like schoolgirls while they spooned.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 12, 2008 - 2:15pm.
meat the queen? revolting. lol.
an asshat for an asshat. two asshats.
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I guess she figured to go as her character to the premiere cause heaven knows Carrie never could dress for shit.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Her gay should have beat the estrogen out of her before letting her leave the house like that.
Broderick is slipping.
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And here I was just thinking he probably picked out for her...then giggled about it over tea with Nathan Lane afterwards.
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Is anybody else excited about the movie coming out.....or am I the only douche bag that's plannin' on camping out on May 29th....anybody?
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I didn't realize that horses even got Alzheimer's, but it's the only reasonable excuse for that headdress.
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I have a feeling she's starting to believe she's Carrie in real life. Carrie dresses like a bum digging out of classy neighborhood's garbage cans.
She's starting to, too.
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I heard her vagina is dead and void of activity after hatching Matthew Brodericks seed....is that relevant.....oh and the hat sucks
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yes - but who is getting all the attention? Parker and her hat. I suspect it is a Westwood - so Parker endears herself to the british avante garde and she gets more face time in the tabs. mission accomplished. At least her prop is a hat and not a child and faux bride like Tommy Girl.
Oh I'd love to kill her and make a nice bomber jacket out of her pelt......how pleasant
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Her gay should have beat the estrogen out of her before letting her leave the house like that.
Broderick is slipping.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I feel sorry for the morons who had to sit behind her in the premier while watching this crapfest.
Their view was blocked by her big her and her even bigger stupid hat.
So.
I guess it's safe to say I am the only one who thinks SJP is adorable.
Go figure.
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Yiooo- "Meating the queen?" i don't think that is legal. That kind of talk will get you on their national security risk list.
oh SJP....for once you actually got it right with the dress but then you had to go and put that on your head.
Neither of the other outfits are really doing it for me either.
sooo excited for the movie though!
Does she realize how stupid she looks in that hat?
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Mike is clearly upset because he wanted to be the first to see the movie! ;)
I think she just put that on her head because she ran out of original options to draw attention to herself. She didn't want to flash any privates because that's been done too many times.
because your in England does not mean you have to wear a crazy hat, your not at a wedding , Races , funeral or meating the queen ,so what is the point of the hat
Someone should have told Cynthia Nixon that if she was going to wear a dress that had that waistline, her boobs should be more than 1-1/2" above it. Yowza.
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oooh, it totally reminds me on the story, when they all tried to find out what the others are wearing! Finnally Cynthia Nixon didn't give a flying f*ck and decided to be the only one in a gown.
Samantha and Charlotte got into a cat fight, who is wearing Red dres, so they wore it both.
Carries shoes are so not matching that outfit...
The whole show looks so wrong. What a disharmony.
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That hat is not doing anything to help your Maxim ranking.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Foolhardy retarded.
That is all.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Why the fuck is the movie having its premiere in London?!?!
Um... erm... ok. That's one fugly mess of fuglyness.
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