Pinky In The Air
Now that Gay Al is free of Star, he's single and ready to tingle. Page Six reports that Gay Al hit club Home last week and spent most of his night with a lovely BBW. No, BBW does not stand for big, beautiful willy.
A cocktail waitress said, "He was at the bar with her. She was a pretty big girl. They were dancing to hip-hop and bobbing their heads. He had on a white button-down [shirt], open with a diamond necklace hanging out. And he was drinking all night with his pinky in the air." Of course he had his pinky in the air! Gay Al is a lady through and through. I'm sure the BBW was just Gay Al's drag queen coach. She's teaching him how to perfect his Aretha Franklin impersonation.
Diddy was also seen at the club....reading a book in the corner. Reading a book? Was this club in purgatory?
Maybe gay Al can get with Raven & teach the bitch hot to twease her eyebrows.
I just realized that Gay Al looks my neighbor across the hall.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
it aint even like that.
of course starr jones knew her ex is gay.
she married him because she wanted to get married in a long white gown in an elaborate ceremony- she wanted to showboat and prove she could get a man.
jones was on her 40s and no where near being in a LTR so she chose a Al Reynolds to be her bride.
end of story.
they divorced when it was convenient for HER- not him.
star jones even had her procedure to insure she would fit into her gown, designed by reem acra a fabulous lebonese fashion designer.
Mrs. K,,,the Gay Mafia will not be taking Pudge, he's safe with you.
My wife did not "turn me gay". It bothered me an awful lot that her Dad thought I had really good looking legs, but that's another issue.
We were both young and dumb and looked like Barbie and Ken Dolls.. We loved each other and we were lucky enough to have 2 children. I will take 75% of the blame, but come on!! I had to explain to "Barbie" what Pappallogo shoes were, Fendi handbags, COUNTELESS things....Hell, we both were the LAST to know I liked boys better.
As far as self worth goes, to qoute MommaNewportJoey, "You gotta be your own JUDGE and JURY too!"
And I DO realize that maybe ME's comments were not personally directed. But pullllllllleze??? Killing yourself because your husbands Gay?
Let's get our priorites in order. Ain't nobody or nothing worth killing myself over. My last husband was a rich obcessive-compulsive dork. Karma bit me in the ass.....(Self-actualing Homo Who Knew?)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Nothing sexist about it, IMO. I have personally known two men whose wives left them for a woman... and one had about the same reaction as ME mentioned.
There's nothing homophobic about it... it may just be how she would handle such a betrayal. And yes, I would consider it a betrayal. You don't stand up before God and your family and marry a person you don't have physical and emotional matrimonial type love for. If you don't want to tell people you're gay, that's fine. Stay single. Wear plaid, scratch yourself, watch football, become a fireman... whatever you have to do to feel like you're coming across as straight. You just don't bring an innocent woman into the equation, in my opinion.
I have given every bit of my heart and 100% of my emotional energy to my husband and children. If I found out that my marriage were going to suddenly come to an end for any reason, I would be supremely depressed. Suicidal? Probably not because the reasons might only involve something like an affair.
In the case of an affair, Hubby Dearest is already on notice that any woman who looks at him funny is going to arrive home from work to a pile of ashes where her house used to be. That's how I roll.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
I turned my first five husbands gay.
The jury is still out on Pudge.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
I think what M.E. was trying to convey is that if one were to discover that their spouse is homosexual, one would obviously be depressed as a result of failed marriage and would be dealing with a slew of effectual psychological problems such as low self esteem/self-worth, abandonment issues, feelings of betrayal, etc.
It probably sucks to always have it in the back of your mind that maybe you are the reason why your spouse is a homosexual. It's not a very realistic outlook because I believe homosexuals are born with their sexual preference, but it happens.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Riga Toni:
Sexist and Homophobic. How many men have you ever heard saying "I'd kill myself if my wife was a dyke".
Lots of Gay People got married (both sexes) because they were pressured by family, church, society, friends, to "Do the Right Thing".
Killing yourself over this pissy issue is just plain stupid....However, maybe the gene pool would be just cleaner if the suicide rate increased because of unrealized expectations.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Newport Joey: How is ME's remark sexist?
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
Gay Al to Starr:
"It would be great if you'd just die.
Think of all things that I could buy.
I could cash that check.
If you'd just break your neck.
It would be so great in you'd just die."
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
♪♪♪Dance! Too much booty in the pants♪♪♪
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Big Gay Al on the prowl?
For what...a new head dress to go with his cabaret outfit?
Gee, If my wife whould have killed herself it would have made the divorce unnecessary and I could have kept the kids.
Promote that idea ME, save people some time and push some business to the undertakers...
Christ on the Cross, what a sexist remark.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 12, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by KC Sunshine on May 12, 2008 - 11:07am.
Star, with her deluded self, probably thought she could "turn him around".
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yeah, b/c if ANY woman can turn a gay man straight, it would be Star......hehehehhee
Hence the delusion ;)
hi xxyxz, glad you like.
OnT: Al has The Thong Song on his MySpace page
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by KC Sunshine on May 12, 2008 - 11:07am.
Star, with her deluded self, probably thought she could "turn him around".
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yeah, b/c if ANY woman can turn a gay man straight, it would be Star......hehehehhee
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
VLL & Oklahoma...
Love the avie!
On Topic...
I would never do sexy times with him...No matter how fat I was
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Go Spurs!
Star, with her deluded self, probably thought she could "turn him around".
Funny M.E., I'd RATHER a man leave b/c he was gay- at least I'd know it wasn't my fault....lol
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
God, I think I'd kill myself if I was to find out that the man I was married to turned out to be gay.
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Yeah, That would be a shame. I'd go on a rampage, and start by killing him and his lover!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Mabel Hodges - These lines really spoke to me. It's like they're telling my story:
It's time for me to mingle,
to touch a dick and tingle!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
LOL Clarisse.. I love those mad lib's. Those are pretty cool, so I just can't imagine Diddy doing one.. I'd say he was probably just looking at this weeks Yo Spencer column..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
so gay al likes big women? this dude screams gay to me...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
God, I think I'd kill myself if I was to find out that the man I was married to turned out to be gay.
@MabelHodges
How Little We Know. Words & Music by Johnny Mercer & Hoagy Carmichael, 1944
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Mabel, that was beautiful.
"wiping a tear"
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Or something like that.
I need to go take my pills.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
--Mrs. Kravitz
I can just see him and his big ass girlfriend working it on the dance floor, both of em dropping it like it's hot and pop lock and dropping it while the crowd cheered them on.
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And now a poem for Big Gay Freckled Al:
I'm single!
I'm single!
Somebody hang a shingle!
It's time for me to mingle,
to touch a dick and tingle!
I'm prancing!
I'm prancing!
It's time for sencond-chancing!
I'll bring my fag-hag dancing
I'll wag my pinkie in his stinky....
for Diddy-P romancing!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
--Mrs. Kravitz
he's ginger and he takes it in the poopshoot.
no wonder Star couldn't resist him.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
OH!
Is this the man who takes big boat ride on cartunes with the animals who love same sex animals?
I here of him and a wife that had crushed sternom in his chest when she hug him ha ha ha ha!
M.E. - it sure looks like it, huh?
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Is big gay Al a gingy?
"Diddy was reading a book." PFSSST!
It was a Mad Lib he hid behind a hardcover.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
well, truth be told, If I was a dude, I'd go gay rather than go star. her batcave has to be scary as fuck.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I'm sure the BBW had a BBW(illy). He was reading a self-help book on how to pick up trannies.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
HE HAS A WONKY EYE.. LOVELY!
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
pass the sick bucket!
HE SKWERWY...
*shrug*
he went out with a fag hag... no news here.
Yeah, cuz everyone goes to a club to read their books when the library closes. *snort with an eye roll*
I always knew Gay Al was a chubby chaser, I just wasn't referring to a female as the Chubby part of the equation.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Diddy and big gay al should get it on.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Sounds delightful and refined!
If you're a twat.