Monday, May 12th 2008

Who Did This To Raven's Eyebrows?!

Fess up! Which one of you are responsible for chewing on Raven's eyebrows? I need to call this girl right away and let her know this is not the gorgeous chola look I had in mind for her.

It's like Raven was in the middle of shaving her eyebrows when she saw a Domino's commercial for their 4-4-4 deal. She dropped the razor, picked up the phone and completely forgot about her eyebrow situation.

Somebody please send this girl a Sharpie, so she can fix this.

Wireimage, StarTraks

Posted by: Michael K


LALALALOVE's picture

Yo, Michael!
Leave my Raven alone!
LOL

kbug's picture

she's had those fucked up eyebrows since she HAD eyebrows.

jhazzaisworld's picture

Raven has always had some fugged up eyebrows. That's how they normally look. She needs to go and take care of dat!

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miso-horny's picture

ok, nobody`s gonna say it?

That`s so Raven! Ok got it out of my system...

*returns to bunker*

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Aunt Bea's picture

I like Raven. At least she isn't like the rest of the little whores that Disney turns out.

vlavorato's picture

She probably has hypothyroidism, it makes you gain weight and makes your eyebrows all fugly

Pat Riley's picture

How hard is it to buy a ¢99 eyebrow pencil?

kdracofan's picture

Stock Broker on May 12, 2008 - 2:57pm.
KDRACO...yes, I heard the news about China and the earthquake.
So far 9,000 have died. A very sad tragedy.

Thanks for the term "Door Knockers"...those are some mighty big earrings!
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"door knockers" baby!

Jerkygirl's picture

Raven always had wonky eyebrows. Check this link:

http://www.wallyandassociates.com/photos/raven.html

She needs a good Sharpie fill in!

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 12, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Is she getting ready to do a sketch? What's with those ghetto girl earrings? That look is outdated, the outfit would have to be part of a joke.
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Those earrings are back in style again. I was around the when they first made their debut back in 86/87. Thanks Salt N' Pepa, Sweet T, Roxanne Shante, etc...

On Topic: I like Raven, but with a $400 million dollar fortune her eyebrows should be on point.

Hey you get off my cloud...

andrea's picture

oh! did anyone see her on chelsea lately? she was asked if she wanted to be like oprah and she said, "no, I want to be like me." in just about the bitchiest tone. she seems very condescending.

andrea's picture

absolutely true that she's always those fug brows. she must think it's cute or her "signature look" because she spends her millions on cupcakes instead of brow pencils.

Nikki Lamb's picture

Yeah I agree with other posters, she's always had those eyebrows. I noticed it when I was young, when she was on the Cosby Show.

Pic:
http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/10/03/feat/ne03-cosby-1005n_10-03-20...

skittlesvix's picture

Look back in time... Her fugly eyebrows always looked like that!

Mel-Tang's picture

Awww. I like her. My kids watch "That's So Raven" and she is good on it. She's gotten a little bigger, but I think she's very pretty. :)

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P.T.Bull's picture

Never liked the cosby show much--bill thinks he is a lot funnier than I do. Is she that little girl--all growed up now--the huxtables adopted or whatever in a cynical attempt to try and goose up the ratings?

They sure played the laugh track every time she barked out her lines.

The Original Aboriginal's picture

Meth brows.

Fifi's picture

She's had those same dumbass ugly chimp-brows her whole life. I figured she'd fix 'em when she grew up...but of course she didn't.

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

P.T.Bull's picture

Looks more like those spinner hubcaps to me. ;)

Submitted by Stock Broker on May 12, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Why is she wearing ship's wheel on her ears?

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

Eyebrows are scary; I like the earrings but she can stand to lose a few lbs.
~SAS

Silvara0428's picture

Holy Hell!! She was in such a hurry she forgot to glue the rest of that caterpiller on!!

EDiddy08's picture

sadly enough, they are the same as they were on The Cosby Show and whatever else and she just fills them in

Stock Broker's picture

KDRACO...yes, I heard the new about China and the earthquake.
So far 9,000 have died. A very sad tragedy.

Thanks for the term "Door Knockers"...those are some mighty big earrings!

kacky's picture

Yikes, her ears bout to rip thru

PS - one of my son's eyebrows looks like that, because he fell and had to have stitches when he was little.

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kdracofan's picture

Stock: We call those earrings "door knockers" around here.....lol
(how are you? Did you hear the news about China?)

oklahoma's picture

Submitted by dulzemorena on May 12, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Those are her natural eye brows. She is a smart and beautiful young lady so leave her alone.

Dulze

Check out Photo:
http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/10/03/feat/ne03-cosby-1005n_10-03-20...

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OMG, Those are her REAL brows.. Holy!!!!!

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kdracofan's picture

She was cute in the Cosby show.
She annoys me to no end.

Stock Broker's picture

Why is she wearing ship's wheel on her ears?

Those are her natural eye brows. She is a smart and beautiful young lady so leave her alone.

Dulze

Check out Photo:
http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/10/03/feat/ne03-cosby-1005n_10-03-20...

donttellharry's picture

most of the time i think Raven is fierce, but her brows always look like arrows pointing up for some reason... girl stop waxing/plucking watever.
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oklahoma's picture

Xxyxz.. How funny!! I'll sometimes give Mr. Okla a 7.5 & tell him its a 10, he never knows the diff. its funny. Trickery!!!

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xxyxz's picture

Oklahoma...

He says he has a headache, I'm like yeah... We have insurane you know! I gave him one of my PMS pills one time and asked him if he felt better..

Sure enough..He did LOL

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Go Spurs!

oklahoma's picture

Xx!! NOOO! I don't like that he's taking your stuff. *crosses arms* *grunts* That's unfair. My dude keeps trying to take mine, but I always lie & say that I might have 1, but I really have like 15..Muahahahaa

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Perezs Nemesis's picture

Oh So Groucho Marx

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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.

xxyxz's picture

Oklahoma..

I'm good. I think I'm getting Mr. Xxyxz hooked to vicodin though! He keeps taking mine!LOL.

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Go Spurs!

DeeDee's picture

Raven's brows have always been wonky. I remember her brows when she was on Cosby show. But can't you get some weave for the brows?

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FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

she has face of woman who wood eat a babay!

oklahoma's picture

Oh Xxyxz, You always make me blush!! tee hee.. I'm good. Feeling Awesome right now.. Floating.. lol! How are you?

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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

xxyxz's picture

*canoodles Oklahoma's boobs*

Thanks! How are you love?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

oklahoma's picture

Xxyxz! Yi ya, Momma.. Happy Mothers Day to you, (belated) *flashes boobies as a present*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

P.T.Bull's picture

Dayum! She could have a 2008 lexus glued to her eyebrows and all I would see is a face that scares me.

KD's picture

Poor girl. Do they have support groups for those types of problems, like bad haircuts and brows?

Miss Katty's picture

>>I hear, from a good source, that she is one huge BITCH. Allegedly she has major attitude problems and is just fucking bitter and mean<<

Amen!
I have a friend who works at Disney and still has to deal with this cooze. She's mean, rude and impossible to work with. Which explains why here career has gone nowhere.

Bitch is getting what she deserves...mass indifference and ignored projects. Suck it up with gravy fat ass!

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on May 12, 2008 - 9:52am.
I hear, from a good source, that she is one huge BITCH. Allegedly she has major attitude problems and is just fucking bitter and mean

I'm sure she is. Her mom never let her have a boyfriend and she's been in the "biz" since she was a baby... bad combo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

StewieGriffin's picture

Is she getting ready to do a sketch? What's with those ghetto girl earrings? That look is outdated, the outfit would have to be part of a joke.

xxyxz's picture

Her brows have always looked like that. And she is a big girl, But her face isn't that big :) She could lose the weight VERY fast if she wanted to

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

-ohmy-'s picture

My neice adores her.... but man she gets bigger and bigger every time I see her!

*Smile Bitches*

I hear, from a good source, that she is one huge BITCH. Allegedly she has major attitude problems and is just fucking bitter and mean.

DiamondDawg's picture

heh. looks like BOTH pairs of earrings came from the dollar store. don't worry, folks, they only weigh as much as aluminun. Raven, on the otherhand, looks like she weighs about the same as the Queen Mary docked at Long Beach.

Francine's picture

She might have had a mole removed there. That's what happened to me and the hairs don't really grow back the same. But it's better than having the mole! I just take a little light brown eyeliner and stroke in the missing hairs. Cripes, can you tell I'm unemployed?

"Rubbers break"

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