Monday, May 12th 2008
The Stankiest Couple In The Parking Lot
At first glance, I thought this was Halle Berry and her hot ass sperm donor. Naw, it's stanky ass Matthew McConaughey and his lady, Camila Alves, at a Dodgers game yesterday. I should have known when I smelled the strong scent of body odor, patchouli, Sanka with a slight aroma of awesome. No wonder nobody's coming near them. Those skanks stink!
Matthew better be on his way back to his trailer mansion to make a batch of Jiffy Pop and figure out what he's going to name this kid. I'm not going to let him disappoint me!
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I thought that was Lisa Bonet.
He sat near me at a Dodgers game and acted like a regular beer-drinking (multiple-beer-drinking) Joe. He seemed nice and open to everyone who spoke to him.
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why do people call this chick black she is not she is portugese. did anyone hear her call herself black i think not. only thing black on her is her shirt.
Halle Berry looked great during her pregnancy. This chick still has a way to go.
Hey you get off my cloud...
In the lead picture, he looks like Woody Harrelson.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 12, 2008 - 10:05am.
Hell, she may stink, but you have got to give the girl credit. She looks WAY better than even Halle did for being as pregnant as she is. I wish I had that bod and I'm nowhere near pregant.
I 100% agree. In fact, in the first picture I didn't even notice she was pregnant because it was head on and she's wearing black. What's more, she doesn't have the pregnant face bloat that a lot of women (including Halle) get.
~*Head Bitch*~
Looks like he popped in for an Astros game. Go fig.
Isn't she like a hundred and fifty months pregnant by now? Did they start over or something?
I think Matty's a fine piece of ass! But that stupid "J K Livin" mantra is absolutely redic! You know that's what the name of his first kid will be. J.K. Livin McConaughey.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Come on, Matt does not stink. Personally, I wouldn't mind me a little Mateo stinkiness... any day of the week, twice on Tuesday only because I'm extra horny on Tuesdays.
Icky poo! I can smell him all the way over here, no bull!
Maybe I am just in a great mood, but I think she looks really good in these pics. And MM is hot. He can wrap them lil baby arms around me anyday.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
should she be applauded for being able to take the stench of matt...i though when you got preggy, your smell senses got extra sharp...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
They look like they're strolling through the Apache Junction Park 'n' Swap. It would be good if one of those hats had that fake bird poop on the brim and the "Damn seagulls" stamp on it. You can also get a bag of tube socks for $5 there.
"Rubbers break"
"Hands Nitt a depend"
it just seems like the right thing to do, I know you are not supposed to get married just for the kids, but come on. once you've made a baby, what's one more commitment/
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
At least he's wearing a shirt for once!
i thought she would be huge by now. wow.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
I figured she would have been close to popping by now but she doesn't look that big. You KNOW that smug smile stands for "I'M the one that landed this stinky unattainable bastard bitches." Poor man's Sarah Larson.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by Mejinn on May 12, 2008 - 1:10pm
yes but he does not appears in the other pics
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 12, 2008 - 12:04pm.
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*hands the Hoff some of my left over Metamucil and Ben Gaye* ITA and I'm afraid they'll be wheelin us into an old folks home anyday now, lady!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Is that a headless person behind him or am I in dire need of more coffee?
it's so sad that he won't be able to hug the baby with those t rex arms of his.
has anibody seen the macys comercial whit Halle baby daddy he is not a real celebrity so why is he in that comercial
Is this asshat still on the bandwagon to name his kid after a beer brand?
Hell, she may stink, but you have got to give the girl credit. She looks WAY better than even Halle did for being as pregnant as she is. I wish I had that bod and I'm nowhere near pregant.
this is so totally old of me, but shouldn't you marry the bitch you knock up? just saying.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I think the bat is used to beat the fruit flies off his peen.
The pink bats are for Mother's Day/breast cancer awareness but it could mean that it's for a girl...
I kind of like "Jiffy Pop". It works for a boy or a girl!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Does the pink bat mean it's a girl?
I'll get her a basket full of deodorants for her baby shower.
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