Crackwalk
Amy Wino may walk the runways at London's Fashion Week this Fall. I really shouldn't say "walk." I should say she might drag her ass down the catwalk. Julian MacDonald has asked her to wear one of his gowns in his fashion show.
Julian said, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.”
Different? Julian needs to take a bike ride through the East Village of NYC. Half of those crackhead hipsters look like Wino.
Good luck getting Wino to talk in a straight line. Julian should leave little crack rocks up and down the catwalk. That way Wino will take her time down the catwalk, slowly picking up the rocks. She won't be distracted!
Here's some pictures of the crackhead coyotes of the forest yesterday in London.
Wenn
OK, I have never been in London during the spring and summer. Is this a normal thing? Seeing people who look homeless - nappy hair, without shirts, without shoes, without showers - at the tables? I thought they were regularly rousted out of the parks by security guys.
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My dog always chases people who pass by on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bicycle away.
OH, MK, Honey...
Don't even try to pass off the EV as hipster these days. (and be glad)
It's just Asian students, fratboys and that guy that walks funny up
and down 2nd. Ride that L if you want to really SMELL the
stank coming down off Studio B after a true hipster sweatdown.
That morning L is the most disgusting thing on earth. Ugh...
Goodbye, Cinzano...
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 12, 2008 - 5:16pm.
I ♥ you.
That was too funny.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
That guy must be rehearsing Winos' new hit "Too Thin for the Skin I'm in".
They tried to make me eat a sandwich and I say, NO... NO... NO
Don't need to use toilet cuz I can't GO..GO..GO
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that's her mum in the blue shirt and sandals.
I concur! She IS different!!
...I believe the word is "speshul".
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
I wish she would get her shit together, I love her singing. But she's just gonna kill herself and leave us with The! Next! American! Idol!
Hard the fuck up!
Submitted by aneurysm on May 12, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 12:57pm.
I cosign to the third. Yeah, she's a pretty good singer, but Back 2 Black was Motown derivative, torch music. "Back 2 Black" made me want to hurt someone with Winehouse bleating, "Blaaaaaack, blaaaaaack, blaaaaaaack......"
OT: I've seen better-looking and fresher-looking substance abusers on the local bus. BTW, she's going commando, no undies in them shorts. I feel bad for her mother.........
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
People! It's "methiah."
I don't care if she is the "messiah" if we all saw her on the street we would look away, but because she's quasi famous...we all stop and stare...i've seen much better crackheads!!!
I wish I was in London with a sniper rifle yesterday...
Who the hell thinks she belongs on any runway? I like this look for her, though. Trashed out, roaming the park. God, she would totally roam around aimlessly on a runway, looking at all the pretty colors that are floating around her and that only exist in her head.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
wtf is wrong with that designer. he's encouraging her to continue to be the twat she is. watch his line be the joke of the week. amy is not a legend, but she is desperately trying to secure her place in the legend hall of fame. she is no kurt cobain or jim morrison. she's a chav who stole her style from motown. actually, she makes chav's look clean.
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No, don't die! They've been praying for her at celebrityprayerlist.com for ever. At first it was a joke but now I think they might actually mean it. she certainly needs the prayers.
I have no more patience for this ugly crackwhore societal parisite. Die already!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Sheeps, I believe the term is "May Gray"...
I can't wait until tomorrow, when it starts heating up again...by Thursday, I'll be bitching about how hot it is....lmao.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
As long as they don't have her doing a swimwear runway anytime soon, I'm all for it. Cover her up with something nice, for the love of God.
This is the same day as the other pics? She was wearing different clothes. Maybe they spent the night there? It was probably a public park in London. She crazy. She's got nothing better to do than hang out in the park? And with paps, obviously. How retarded.
All these people saying that she's so stylish and whatnot...it's not about HER, it's about getting THEIR name out there. They know she's such a mess that if they say anything about hiring her, it'll be every where.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
These are shots from the new season of 'Survivor: Crack Island'.
In a genius move, producers are placing all the drug addled scum from the UK in a park. They are so high they have no idea the M4 is 100 yards away.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 1:38pm.
And that time he ate that bowl of salsa, he also exhibited a greater vocal range while doing it.
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Reeaalllyyyy... I saw a dog eat a bunch of long grass and then expel a grass rope of shit a few hours later. It was AWESOME.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Oh let her, I watched all the shows for fall and she won't be any worse than some of the Clydesdale's clomping the catwalks.
Besides, I would love to watch her navigate in some of the spike heels.
Lethal and treacherous to say the least.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 1:32pm.
And that time he ate that bowl of salsa, he also exhibited a greater vocal range while doing it.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Isn't she dead yet?
London's Fashion Week, not a good idea... However, her uniqueness and unparalleled style literally scream Auschwitz Fashion Week.
BTW, nice ass.
IS that Wino's mum???? Looks like it, yeah? If it is, they should punch her right between the eyes.
Is it legal to walk in the park in your underwear?
I think i'll skip my trip to London...I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THAT IN "THE FLESH"!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 12, 2008 - 1:13pm.
My dog poops out more original and talented things, and they look healthier too.
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I would NOT be surprised. At all.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 1:24pm.
I think Britney has more talent, at least she can turn food into fertilizer. Amy hasn't even figured out the food part yet.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
SHE HAS SO MCUH TALNET BUT ALL HER MONEY GOING TO THE DOPE MAN SOMEON NEEDS TO LOCK HER ASS DOWN IN A REHAB
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PSL: Morning! June gloom in May? I heard Amy is going in a completely different direction: children's folk songs.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Morning Sheeps!
But Amy is very productive in the studio.....riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
They're like the rock stars of the late '60s and early '70s who'd book a studio for weeks, show up after dark, then party all night. Nothing every got written or recorded; or if it did, it sucked.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
TV - good point! I don't get the profound talent that some talk about. She's a mediocre talent with a marketable gimmick. Now her gimmick isn't even about her mediocre music anymore, it's all about her pathetic crash and burn.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
TV, I better it's also cheaper to get bronzed than an album.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
If they spot my house as well as they spot talent, even MapQuest won't help them.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
OOOh TV you're gonna get it! I have seen WinoLoonies get just as crazie as the BrangeLoonies, so you best sleep with one eye open
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Wait, you guys weren't impressed with the way she can rhyme "no, no, no" with "go, go, go" or the fact that her vocal stylings were perfected by Taylor Dayne in 1992?
My dog poops out more original and talented things, and they look healthier too.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Queen of the Jungle she ain't.
Isn't that her mom, Janis, in those pics?
She's getting a lot of mileage over a couple good songs and dope-fiend behavior. Looks like she was raised by wolves. Probably only has sex with stoned guys--no sober person could deal with the fug.
"Do you have to take drugs so you can have sex without crying?..." Sarah Silverman
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 12:57pm.
I know to some she is the holy Messiah, savior to music, but she bugs the crap out of me. I kind of liked her music, wasn't blown away by her, but she was ok.
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Same boat. I don't get what the big deal is either.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
I know to some she is the holy Messiah, savior to music, but she bugs the crap out of me. I kind of liked her music, wasn't blown away by her, but she was ok. Now I just want her and her crack rocks to go sit down somewhere. Go get help. Go take a vacay. Go read a fucking book, I don't care, I am just tired of her nasty bloated belly, crackteefs, and fucked up weave.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
At this point why even wear a bra and ripped, old, dirty shorts?
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I just don't get how you can have 'great style' when your wardrobe consists of dirty cutoffs, ballet slippers and bras. Really. This dude probably thinks BritShit is a goddam fashionista!!!
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 12, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Oh God, I didn't even think of her breathing on you! that would be deadly.
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I know.. even more deadly than a powdery crack fart. If she snuck in to my tent I would honestly have a heart attack out of fright. How abso-fucking-lutely TERRIFYING it would be. And it would probably smell like an unwiped ass with her around too.
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When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
They must've been doing a lot of shrooms that day.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Sneak Preview! Survivor: Cokehead Island.
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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!
Why, MK?
Why are punishing your faithful sluts? Did we do something bad? Why this torture? *Shiver*
In the words of the incomparable and fabulous Randy Newman:
Guilty baby I'm guilty
And I'll be guilty the rest of my life
How come I never do what I'm supposed to do
How come nothin' that I try to do ever turns out right?
You know you know how it is with me baby
You know, I just can't stand myself
And it takes a whole lot of medicine
For me to pretend that I'm somebody else
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
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Oh God, I didn't even think of her breathing on you! that would be deadly.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Amy has gotten so thin that she no longer needs to go behind the bushes...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy