Monday, May 12th 2008

Crying In A Bar Over Ronson

HoHan and Samantha Ronson are like every other piece of trash couple. They go to bars together, they get drunk, they fight and they cry lesbians tears in front of everyone. Nothing is worse than some dumbass crying in the bar. Way to ruin my buzz! Take that shit in the alley way or something. You are not supposed to cry in a bar.

Anyway, HoHan and Ronson were at Crown Bar in West Hollywood when they started to fight. Ronson probably wanted to be the top that night. A source told Page Six, "They had a full-blown fight. "Evan Ross, Diana's son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears."

That must have been a mess. The floor was probably covered in toxic orange sludge.

Here's some pics of HoHan and Ronson in Paris yesterday. I hope HoHan has learned how to say, "Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend" in French.

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Posted by: Michael K


Samantha looks totally stoned.

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Mrs. Nordy's picture

Double L has crossed over to carpet munching. I used to just think they were friends, but all this drama and fighting in public. It is getting harder and harder for me to even CARE. But, then here I am commenting on her sitiuation. Oh well.

Don't her people tell her she looks like shit with blonde hair??? Remember how cute she was in the Parent Trap?

She keeps fucking up because she's a lezbo and feels guilty or whatever.

Manimal5's picture

PSL

She should, I think they go back to the hotel and play "Catch me, catch me."-
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really bad joke of the day: Why did Michael Jackson shop at Kmart? Boys pants were half off.

Francine's picture

Oh! True story! Once, this friend of mine and I were in the scariest hustler bar in Seattle and a guy sitting by himself was crying into his beer, trying to get his attention. So we finally asked if everything was OK and he said he was crying because he turned 40 that day. Guess who it was? MICK MARS' BROTHER! Yeah, the guy from Motley Crue - his brother! Now, that's glamour folks!

"Rubbers break"

parissucksliterally's picture

Manimal, I'm surprised she's not wearing Samantha's name around her neck.

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Manimal5's picture

Why is Hohan wearing her own name on a necklace like a dog tag.

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really bad joke of the day: Why did Michael Jackson shop at Kmart? Boys pants were half off.

mike's picture

They'd better not break up. I love the Ronson.

parissucksliterally's picture

Lindsay and Sam are such a mess. What a pair.

I've said it before, but Hohan has zero self-esteem. She takes shit from everyone, and comes back begging for more.

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mike's picture

Shit, seeing stuff like that is the reason you GO to clubs - people making fools of themselves.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Do you know what I've noticed, Is that alot of girls that are really SLUTTY with guys end up turning to lesbian relationships! I wonder why that is!

NitWitty's picture

You know you are so dlisted when Lauren Conrad is whiping your tears. LMAOOO
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donttellharry's picture

i love me some lesbian lindsay...
xxx

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Even Ronson won't wear her shiteous leggings.
That made Lilo cry.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

The C word's picture

HoHum: “I’m sorry Sam, I just can’t – it hurts my knees too much!”

Chris Crocker Ronson: “Next time, wear the padded leggings bitch!”

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I could not help myself. It is my nature.

I used to be a fan of Lindsay, but she is so hard to defend anymore. I find her easier to defend when she has red hair. It's hard for me to defend someone who has hooker hair.

I do think she has a thing going on with Sammy. Lindsay seems like a girly girl and girly girls do not hang with girls like Samantha. Unless. I also think she's in deep denial about it and afraid of people knowing, which is why she will never stay clean. At least not until she fesses up about who she really is.

MJF's picture

If anything should make her cry, it should be her appearance. She looks like crusty ass.

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LoLo's picture

Ive got tears
in my beers
cause im crying fer ya dear
youuuuuuu are on my lonesome miiiiiiiiiind

To the east
to the west
i give you my lezzie best
youuuuuuuu ill scissor with toniiiiiiight

We need coke
From that bloke
so i sucked him off fer youuuuuuu
and you pay me back by gettin with Michelle Tanner!
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Lauren Conrad?????? Comforting who?????

PinkPostIt's picture

WTF is it with Hollywood these days? It's really not that hard to care for your hair. Shampoo, Condition, and dry. Oh yeah, an occasional brushing will do.