Crying In A Bar Over Ronson
HoHan and Samantha Ronson are like every other piece of trash couple. They go to bars together, they get drunk, they fight and they cry lesbians tears in front of everyone. Nothing is worse than some dumbass crying in the bar. Way to ruin my buzz! Take that shit in the alley way or something. You are not supposed to cry in a bar.
Anyway, HoHan and Ronson were at Crown Bar in West Hollywood when they started to fight. Ronson probably wanted to be the top that night. A source told Page Six, "They had a full-blown fight. "Evan Ross, Diana's son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears."
That must have been a mess. The floor was probably covered in toxic orange sludge.
Here's some pics of HoHan and Ronson in Paris yesterday. I hope HoHan has learned how to say, "Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend" in French.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 12, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Either that or, more likely, the lamest. I'll let you know how it goes. If I get carded I'm going to be pissed.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Sheeps will be the cutest thing that ever clippity-clopped his way into a lesbian bar in that getup! Qu`el Huuuaht-Couture!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I'm getting a clip-on ponytail, a clip-on earring, and some black clothes. That's hip, right?
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
LL:
Licks Labia.
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
Nice dog tag
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Lascivious Lesbanese
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Dudes and dudettes! It's L L.
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I know but it's easier to make up mean things with one letter than it is for two.
Hold on...
Lonely Loser
Lezzie Loner
Lackluster Life
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
I'll bet they would let you in, ponytail or no.
I am totally clueless when it comes to the City of the Fallen Angels, never been there.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Are they wearing the same sunglasses?
*-Jenny-*
Dudes and dudettes! It's L L.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 12, 2008 - 10:31am.
Paris Bistro, Minus Paris
Nice! Unfortch, I am not hip enuff to hang in Hollywood. I am thinking of adding a ponytail to see if that helps.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Does this bitch ever smile? Can she for once wipe that frown off her face? Always the knitted brow. Permawrinkles if she doesn't watch it.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
No, the F stands for 'fish'
I forgot who that was, but I will never forget they said she looks like she'd smell of fish and cigarettes [and a faint smell of vodka] WAMMO! every pic I see of her she looks like she'd smell that way. MEH! Imagine being in that small ass Porsche Sam Ronson has with that stench!!!!!!!!!
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I think the "F" stands for "frottage"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frottage
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Shandi...the "F" on her ring stands for "Failure".
The "F" stands for "Fucking Whore".....
LOL THG I wasn't really looking for porn, but for some reason anytime I search for anime google gives me the porn whether I want it or not.
OnT: I really try to imagine what these two talk about, other than bumping cokey 'ginas
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Good lord.. M.K is right... You don't go to a fucking bar to get into a fight,
You go after to find somebody to make-up with!
Duh!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 1:01pm.
THG - I was actually searching google images for Anime Porn and this was one of the seach results. Weird, huh!
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Whatcha doing searching anime pr0n?! LOL! naw I kid, but no lie, some of them cartoons are 'interesting' ;) but that's what I do when I smoke [have some headphones on]
ONT: Why does Blohan always have that frowned/pissed off look ALL the time? You don't do ANYTHING USEFUL bitch!!!!!!!!!!
x17 had some pics of her yesterday all messed up going to Sam's car and calling 'security' lmao and she's carrying that 'vodka/water bottle' thingie again....ah fuck her anyway -goes to wino thread-
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@Mrs.K, thanks..LOL, I just assumed she sat next to someone in a club last night with the name of Fran and they couldn't find their ring this morning.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by shandi on May 12, 2008 - 10:42am.
Her ring is a big F. What is that for? Does anyone know?
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I think Mrs. K is right, but I was hoping to find a French word that starts with "F" that translates to whore or tramp. I didn't find any, but I loved this one (because I am about 12 years old at heart):
"Faut péter dans l'eau pour faire des bulles."
Translation: Go to fart in water and make bubbles.
THG - I was actually searching google images for Anime Porn and this was one of the seach results. Weird, huh!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 12:29pm.
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Where'd you get your avatar from? Oh it's so CUTE!
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Submitted by shandi on May 12, 2008 - 10:42am.
Her ring is a big F. What is that for? Does anyone know?
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It's LL sideways.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Her ring is a big F. What is that for? Does anyone know?
Sheeps I have no friggin clue what you just said! NO FAIR
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 12, 2008 - 10:31am.
VLL: Je voudrais coucher avec n'importe qui!
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Puh-Lease. Stop being so coy. I am sure they are lining up as we speak.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Sheeps! FYI.
Paris Bistro, Minus Paris
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 12:10pm.
They both look like they stink.
WTF are they doing in Paris anyways?
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She's there to whore off her line of hysterectomy pants.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
VLL: Je voudrais coucher avec n'importe qui!
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
Thanks Sheeps. The siggie is an Against Me! song.
The only French I know is my name and the chorus to Lady Marmalade, you're on your own
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Submitted by M.E. on May 12, 2008 - 10:10am.
They both look like they stink.
WTF are they doing in Paris anyways?
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Stinking it up.
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
CAT TOWN
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 12, 2008 - 10:26am.
Thanks! I like your new avie and siggy. (My French is weak so Joe or someone will need to back me up....)
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
that was beautiful Sheeps! Check MS
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"Ne moleste pas ma petite amie avec ton cul de Full House de 15 ans."
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
They both look like they stink.
WTF are they doing in Paris anyways?
Before Ronson uses a dildo on Blohan, she has to first make sure that Lindsay's vacancy light is flashing.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Let the cat fur fly!
HELLO?!?!?!!?
Girl's got "issues."
She was raised by Michael and Dina Lohan.
Any questions?
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when you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
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Melodramatic lesbian theatrics makes me love her even more
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evan ross and lauren conrad? lilo is running with the big dogs...does ronson even bathe? my guess would be NO...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by SeH on May 12, 2008 - 9:10am.
Ronson is like 30 years old or something. I hope she's not just another user riding LL's coattails for free press, drugs, etc. Those photos of Lindsay passed the fuck out in her SUV were highly suspicious.
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Samantha comes from more money than Lohan. She doesn't need Lilo's cash.
Press maybe......
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"Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life....."
-Madonna "Secret"
LL wear beat looking 80s gear and looks like she has some gross, bloated sausage legs. They always seem bloated. She's def. gained weight (for the industry- she'd somewhat normal but by actress standards, she's chubbing) and probably losing these jobs back to back and realizing her career is tanking is not helping.
I agree @ some comment- she needs to cut that hair. I hate people who have long hair just for the sake of having it. Hair that length flatters very few people.
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Ronson looks like she stinks of stale cigarettes and greasy dirty hair....
Linds used to be so pretty when she was with "The 70's Show" guy... What was that - 5 years ago ? She looks like an old hag now....
Nasty ass bitches
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turn around Lohan! Sam antha is laughing at you; playing you suckuh!
a stain on the underpanites of life. I'd cry too.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Ronson is like 30 years old or something. I hope she's not just another user riding LL's coattails for free press, drugs, etc. Those photos of Lindsay passed the fuck out in her SUV were highly suspicious.
Those hair extensions!!! Enough with the damn extensions! She looks like a wet cocker spaniel. I honestly think she would look ten times better if she got a shoulder length cut, maybe even shorter.
JUST FUCKING CUT YOUR HAIR ALREADY!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 12, 2008 - 10:39am.
Why is Hohan wearing her own name on a necklace like a dog tag.
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A Carrie Bradshaw wannabe LOL
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