Monday, May 12th 2008
What The Hell Is That On Brad's Back?
Is that a new tattoo or did Maddox attack Brad Pitt with a marker again? I'm not a Brangaloonie, so I don't know what every inch of Brad's body looks like. It's probably just the map to Shiloh's secret tower. The tattoo was most likely Angie Jo's idea. She wants to fug up his body even more.
Here's Brad with his new fug ink going on a helicopter ride with the boys yesterday.
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Who is "FuckingLoveAngelina" and why can't she spell?
I fucking love Angelina, as well, but that love does not extend to Brad Pitt.
That shit looks like fucking scratches.
WTF? And WTF is with the gut?
BRAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You are losing the hot!
Tat's are so 1994.
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Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 10:39am
i think he's still hot so i guess it's still disputable.
so kindly fuck off. i stand by my original statement that no one has anything original and new to hate on.
and tattooes are personal and tend to generally mean something for the person getting them. sorry he didn't send you a questionnaire to get your opinion on his newest ink.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
VVL! Please tell me you'd at least ask him to shower first?
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Lord help me I would still suck his dong if he asked me to.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 9:31am.
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Well, it is undisputable that:
He is no longer hot.
He morphs into whomever he is dating, more so than many others.
He is balding and dumpy.
He never looks happy.
His tattoo is stupid looking.
Now, I didn't need anyone to tell me this...just look at the fucking picture.
And I liked him way more before he hooked up with the Black Widow Spider.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
With all those bodyguards, helicopter pilots, etc., hire a fucking chef to cook healthy meals for God's sake.
OMG! LmFaO, FLA!!! And I just finished a big ol' bowl of Sand gritts for breakfast, too! LmFaO
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Whatevers...i love tats....especially on him.
You bitches act like use nevre seen spympothy wait form a true love husbander who loves his house mate who is with child of his loins.
True he has sympothy wait and he loves it.
Those tattews are their birthdays transferd from ancient sand gritts and multiplied times the sign they were born under and divided by the years the spent apart and rounded by three to equal the address they will meet at in the underworld just in case one dioes first the other will wait for the other one.
thats just what you do when your in love
NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 10:28am.
*sniff sniff* Thanks for Kleenex.
I don't even know what that shit is on his back.
And I really don't want to.
*searches for left over Halloween candy in desk*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Ugh. These dumb celebrities really need to hop off the tattoo train. Lame.
doesnt' anyone have any original hate for them? every single time there's a thread about them at least ten people say how he sucks because he morphs into whatever woman he's dating at the time. i mean...c'mon. everyone does it to some degree. jesus. i'm so tired of the same unoriginal, and TIRED insults that everyone makes to this couple. they've lasted a lot longer than everyone said they would. god forbid if someone is fucking happy.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Who are we kidding, these entertainment types have the money to hire people to whip them into shape when they have to get back to work. Look at Janet Jackson. That lucky bitch can balloon up by 75 lbs when she's not working and, within months of a new album, she looks great.
Brad will be all chiseled again when he needs to be. Hopefully....
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Is that a barcode? Cleanup on aisle 4.
Angie's claimed him for life now.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 10:25am.
*stares at avie, looks at photo, looks back at avie*
*weeps into paper tray*
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*handing BB a box of Kleenex and a carton of Ben and Jerry's* Ooops, sorry. I think Brad beat you to the ice cream. I know, such a waste. *sigh*
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Damn dude, suck in that belly if you're gonna have your shirt up! Ack!
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Is he pregnant, too?
*stares at avie, looks at photo, looks back at avie*
*weeps into paper tray*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
"...OOooooooooooooooooooooooooo and he's buuuuuuuuying the stairway to heaven...and it makes me wonder"
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
Submitted by No Words on May 12, 2008 - 11:11am.
Brads deepest thoughts sound just like a cow bell in a deep dark cave.
MORE COW BELL
Submitted by michie on May 12, 2008 - 10:17am.
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*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Of course it was Angie's idea, or he at least is copying her. That is the problem with Brad Pitt and THAT is why he will never be hot no matter how hot he looks. He is a follower. Always has been and always will be. He has no original ideas and morphs into whomever he is dating or married to. He seems like a nice man, but he needs to BE a man and figure out who he is without assuming someone else's personality.
Oh man - not the fan I used to be - but he's porkin out - must be all the Cheetos and McDonald's. His bod used to be "the bod". Damn shame. He's gained a couple pounds for each kid.
LOL, KidL...beat me by thaaaaaaaaat much!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
It's a hyroglyphic map that leads to where Angie hides his balls. That's why it's not on his stomach, she didn't want him to find them on his own.
Just unfuckable at this point. She's so throwing him to the curb after she's sucked his all his baby juice dry.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Maybe it's a map to the secret location where Angelina keeps his balls. . .
Hey, don't they mark you up before plastic surgery?
Maybe he was flying to his liposuction appointment.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
It might be a drawing of Maddox and he tattoed it, he does stupid things like that.
All I saw in "the fight club" was Edward, but he looked good back then.
.... and nice to see how these fuckers keep riding helicopters and private planes while saving the world. HYPOCRITES
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
One night he was lying in bed thinking about houses on stilts for his N O project. In the absence of paper, he just made the mistake of schetching plans on his back with a sharpie at 2am.
JAMES HAVEN wasn't there to make sure his back was rubbed clean with anointed oils from Mary Kay in a manner that AJo would have approved of tho!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by LoLo on May 12, 2008 - 9:08am.
NWAT HWAT!
NWAT HWAT!
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Oh GWAD! LOL!
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Jimmy Bocca,
have you looked in your browser recently? you're on Dlisted, which so happens to be about celebrities and gossip. it's not like brads tattoo is irrelevant.
I really do wonder what it is.
Wada-tah!
I had to be tied to my seat to keep from running up and licking the movie screen during Fight Club.
Now, not so much...nice job Angie! You ruined him...lol
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
NWAT HWAT!
NWAT HWAT!
That's one of the most dumb and ugly tattoos on history. What the hell is that even supposed to be?. But well, what do we expect of Brad "middle age crisis" Pitt?. It would be like expecting Wino to clean up and Shitters to dress nice.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
"Submitted by justjane on May 12, 2008 - 10:04am.
That's his UPC code. And I notice he's past expiration.
He kinda looks like a child toucher?"
LMAO!
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
That's his UPC code. And I notice he's past expiration.
He kinda looks like a child toucher?
Perhaps it's because I'm at work, but I think the tat looks like an organization chart...probably helps him keep track of the kids.
Or maybe it is magic marker and the kids traced the creases that formed when he was sitting.
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I really don't like Mondays.
Christ sakes Brad, get it together. You are starting to look like my husband. You are one of the guys I use to fantasize. If you start to look like my hubby, I'll have to replace you with another guy.
Now wipe that shit off your back and get to the gym, PRONTO!
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Mid Life Crisis Man has a nifty super power of being able to blend in with the average joe faster then you can say "BrotherFucker"
Those are the scars where they sucked the hotness out of him.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Wow he's starting to get a gut!! Must be all that rich French food!
And just what the fuck is that tat supposed to be??? Friggin code for Xenu ???
He looks like a chubby old man.Anybody remember Fight Club?He was so hot then.
I can't even look at Brad without crying...Angie Jo and the brood have taken all the hot right out of him. Middle-aged, balding, paunchy geezer.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
OMG MK!! Thank you so much for telling me about brads lower back tattoo. Hopefully you'll run a story on that mole next! "ROLLING EYES"
he looks pudgy- not hot anymore
*sigh* He USED to be so hot. Before he was neutered.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
He has lost so much of his Hotness in the past couple of years.....so sad.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse