Monday, May 12th 2008

The Price Of Fashion

17-year-old Marche Taylor wore this elegant and sophisticated dress to her high school prom and school officials were not amused. Marche showed up to Madison High's prom at the Sugar Land Marriot in Texas and didn't make it past the lobby. School officials would not allow her inside the prom, because they felt her outfit was not appropriate.

Marche said, "I actually like the dress. Everybody else likes my dress." No, the dress did not come from the Shauna Sand prom dress collection. Marche had it custom made. Yeah, she just grabbed a few bedroom sheets and wrapped them around her. Custom made my ass!

Marche and school officials began to argue, because Marche felt she was being treated unfairly. She offered to cover up more, but officials still wouldn't let her inside, because she wasn't wearing underwear. Well, the girl is thinking ahead! She doesn't want to worry about a pesky thing like panties when she's getting hers later in the night.

Marche then demanded her money back. Things got so bad that the cops were called. They showed up, handcuffed Marche and escorted her out. A photographer snapped a photo of Marche being led out in handcuffs in her classy dress.

Slutty dress? Handcuffed by police officers? That sounds like my kind of prom. The school principal was just jealous! That shit is classy right there. Big Lots should hire Marche to design a new line of hot prom dresses for them. I mean, teen hookers go to their proms too!



Thanks Marianne

Posted by: Michael K


Mejinn's picture

Her date should have just brought a washing machine to the prom because he could dump a big load in it and it wouldn't call him the next day.

MJF's picture

The only thing that keeps popping up in my mind is "No skivvies? Gee, I'd really hate to have to sit anywhere she was just sitting".

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DebFrmHell's picture

Submitted by Mopa
Hang in there Mopa, come October you will be abl to find it at Spenser's for $19.95...

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MargeAggedon's picture

She's just trying on work clothes. She's out of high school right? Time to take up the family profession.

"Halloween hooker" isn't a fashion statement dear. But it is, apparently, news.

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Mopa's picture

Did she say it was custom made? Damn it, I was hoping I could pick one up at K-mart to wear to my husband's office Christmas party.

What is the name of that guy on Entertainment Tonight that makes cheap designs of dresses worn at the Oscars? If he can make a $5000 Oscar dress for $250, he ought to be able to make me one of these for $1.50.

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The C word's picture

She'll get offered a top designer job at House of Dereon any moment now.

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I could not help myself. It is my nature.

DebFrmHell's picture

Bikini Top and a wrap around made from a kitchen curtain from Walmart. Yeppers, that is a REAL fashion statement if ever there was one.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Manimal5's picture

She should have saved the dress for the motel after the prom.

At the beach she only wears two bottle caps and a cork. What's the big deal?

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Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by Georgie Delmont on May 12, 2008 - 9:55am.

I nonimate her for Hot Slut of the week

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I nominate her for CHEAP Slut of the Week.

Why did CNN consider this newsworthy?

The C word's picture

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 12, 2008 - 10:49am.
Can you spell L-A-W-S-U-I-T ????
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I doubt if Marche can.
"Iz dat wit 2 o's?"

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Georgie Delmont's picture

I nonimate her for Hot Slut of the week

trist's picture

WTF No panties with that short of a dress????? Damn! And just how did school officials know she wasn't wearing any panties???

Are we seeing the New Brit Brit?? (in the making of course)

MJF's picture

I'm so glad I'll be dead in another 50 yrs. so that I don't have to live long enough to see what kind of shit kids are trying to wear for longer than that. Cher wouldn't even wear that crap.

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Green Is Good's picture

Her Pimp let her out of the house dressed like this??

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gucci's picture

jesse jackson is cool but al sharpton is ghetto.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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LA's picture

Bed sheets? More like a couple pillow cases and a neck roll cover.

ChubbyWubby's picture

Can you spell L-A-W-S-U-I-T ????

I am sure Reverend Al "I don't pay my taxes" Sharpton will claim this is rascist...

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RigaToni's picture

Her idol is obviously Lil Kim or someone like that. Seriously, most of the hookers I've seen wear more.

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parissucksliterally's picture

why the hell is CNN covering this? Are they now the
Coochie News Network?

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Girth Giggler's picture

get ready for al sharpton to stick his big fat csin face into this shit.
i cant stand him.

What have you done Derek???? NOTHING!!!!!!

Financially, I think there was not only the loss of money spent on admission, but loss of potential income as well.

Clearly she was hoping for a busy night. At least if I'm her attorney that's what I'm arguing for. Where is Jackie Childs when you need him???

ILoveRArmitage's picture

Well, Marche is a piece of trash and she sounds like an idiot when she talks. Learn some damn English, bitch and leave the ebonics behind. Then stop dressing like a $5 hooker, go to school to learn and maybe you will get your ass out of the gutter.

Her piece of shit mother must have seen this dress, especially since it was "custom-made" so it shows that all the bitches in this family are trash.

Maybe if they dressed classier, learned to talk properly, and got an education, they would be able to be something other that a cheap ho. No underwear for easy access, right.

And if my kid was at this school, I would be royally pissed if they let someone this skanky into the prom, too. Especially at a semi-upscale hotel like that. What an embarrassing representative Marche makes for your school, no wonder they sent this slut home.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

Honestly I like the dress but only because I am mentally a 17yo slutty girl. But no underwear was kindof pushing it.

C'mon...she WAS voted "Best Blumpkin-er" for the class of '08.

Girls gotta represent.

parissucksliterally's picture

I just MIGHT let my daughter walk out of the house looking like this.

Parents, where the hell are you?

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Pers's picture

She is an exquisite flower of style and taste. I honestly don't understand what is the issue here. She's a gorgeous creature.

...emphasis on the 'creature' part. LOL!
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Where are this child's parents?

I know that for some bizarre reason, groups of girls all chip in for a bolt of fabric and then all make their dresses out of the same bolt. Did she get the ends?

But come on. This is "I wanna be a Ho" material.

gucci's picture

I wouldn't have let her in either she looks like a damn hooker. so ghetto. lucy goosey where are you!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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The C word's picture

Voted Most Likely to Work on a Streetcorner.

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I could not help myself. It is my nature.

No Words's picture

No taste, no decorum. What was going on in her head, anyway? Was her goal in life to look like a low-rent hooker at her prom? And what was her mom thinking? People's stupidity can never, ever be overestimated.

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Mopa's picture

I think she actually thinks she is going to get sympathy for this. I imagine, since she was strutting around being interviewed, that it was her or her family that notified the media. I'm sure she won't have any problems getting asked out to other occasions. I suspect she's quite popular.

Of course, the prom was being held at Sugarland. Maybe she thought it was a stripjoint.

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Callan's picture

This reminds me of my prom. I went to Catholic school, so we were all sent home with a memo about appropriate prom attire. You weren't allowed to reveal your midriff or have ridiculous cleavage or a short skirt.

This skank ass bitch I hated showed up with a dress that met all of those categories to the senior prom. She wasn't allowed in. I laughed my ass off.

thehoustongirl's picture

SugarLand, a little suburb right outside of HOUSTON! MK you're killing me with the Texas stories! LOL My cousin graduated from Madison High! *dies*

ONT: I mean WHY would you want your prom dress to look like that? I'm sure they went over some sort of 'dress conduct' or standards or whatever before prom....I didn't read that she was with a date either.

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RichBitch's picture

Yup! She looks like a hooker. I guess she's just getting ready for life after highschool.