Vintage Bill O'Reilly

For god's sake how HARD does O'Reilly think his job really is?
READ A SENTENCE OFF THE TELE-PROMPTER. THERE, GOOD MONKEY. NOW YOU CAN GO HOME. That wasn't difficult was it? And yet he drags his feet and wails and whines like a toddler. I wonder what he'd be like at a job that required actual work..

THAT'S where that little fucker's from!!!

Oh, that is priceless. Did widdle Biwwy miss his nappy time? Does he need to go beddie-bye?

What a tool.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

I would be pissed too if I was a flunkie journalist stuck hosting a syndicated tabloid show.

Ginny its still up here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY

And when he goes it will be by cerebral aneurysm rather than heart attack. Hopefully on-air.

It's not on YouTube anymore. Click on the Gawker link to see it, it's worth. Man I hate that guy. I gotta show this to my dad who worships OReilly. Can the man just fall over dead with a heart attack already?!!?!?

republicans are terrorists
and Bill O'Reilly is a fool

Submitted by Too Gay on May 12, 2008 - 6:10pm.

Bill O'Reilly slash should NOT exist.

I only read the first three sentences, but I also saw the word "penis" and now I will not sleep for three days. :(

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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

myspace.com/zoloftpony

Every night, a naked Bill O'Reilly sits hunched over in a dark and airless closet surrounded by untold numbers of boxes of women's shoes. He opens up a pair of sling-backs, and sniffs them until he almost passes out. When his face is red enough he carefully boxes them away, childlike in his movements, already missing the feel of the leather against his face. Quickly, he then takes a rapidly softening whole cucumber and forces it down his throat, fighting the gag reflex while wanting even more. With tears streaming from his eyes, and his body shaking from the exertion, he mumbles a mantra of self-hatred inaudibly into the darkness and onto the cucumber. After 30 minutes of Bill's Special Alone Time he slowly pulls it out, enjoying the sensation of it moving from his throat, past his tongue and into the dank air of the closet, the smell of the vegetable and his fevered saliva reminding him of the time he fell out the sycamore tree when he was 6 and bumped his head on a rock - the exact moment in his life when everything began to make sense to him. His voice is reborn.
He stands slowly, awkwardly, his body stiff from holding the same position for too long, though to him - always not long enough. He reaches out to the shoe boxes to help him steady himself. Salty beads of sweat run down his chest, trickles from the pools in his armpits and under his breasts, cooling as rapidly as his innate anger is warming. His penis - an object of disgust to him for so long now - is as hard as it's going to get without chemical help. His toes clench and unclench with a staccato rhythm of their own. He opens the closet door, and looks at the poster of John Wayne hanging on the inside - the man he always wanted to be, but never could be, no matter how much he screams into footwear or chokes himself on cucumbers. Wayne looks back with his dead eyes - a two-dimensional construct of a dream that never was.
Bill's chest hitches, and he starts sobbing. Snot runs down his nose, his mouth opens wide and green stains frame this most silent of screams. He cries for all men, for all America. But mostly, almost exclusively, for himself.
Spent, empty, Bill steps into the shower. Runs it as warm as possible. Until it burns. His tears mix with the water.
His fear, his hatred, his shame - his anger. They all fall down the drain.

"FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!"

He should close the O'Reilly Factor with that every night. Hahaaa.

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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

LMAO. This made him seem kind of pathetic. But I have anger issues too, so I don't hold it against him. His politics on the other hand...

Its reposted on youtube at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY

Xenu has had the video removed.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Oh my God, that was violent. If I were one of the behind the scenes people I'd probably be LMAO.

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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"

tee hee...the video is no longer available...thats my blessing for the day....
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Such an asshole! Who even watches his show? Oh right... self-righteous republicans. barf.

ASSCLOWN

I'm laughing my head off. That shit was funny.

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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.

I'd like to see Will Ferrell do a parody of that!
I mean, all of us feel like throwing a temper tantrum once in a while, but that's what being an adult is... controlling the urge to flail and scream like a child. What a jack ass.

"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"

OMFG that just made my day. That was soooooooooooo fucking funny.

Like duh that no one knew he was the biggest fucking ass hole on planet earth. What a pin head.

Once a douchebag - always a douchebag....

*Smile Bitches*

I used to love this prick, but he has gotten so full of himself in the past 5 years, that he annoys me now. I still agree with him sometimes though..... but only sometimes.

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

I can't say I'm surprised. I watch him fairly regularly, and yes, he is an arrogant ass, but somehow I still like him. I appreciate his blunt arrogance. But WHAT an ass. I bet he is a nightmare to work with and for.

roflmao that was hilarious! And talk about a temper! But I seem to be in the minority here, I actually like him.

As long as he goes after pedophiles AND the fuck job judges who let them go with a slap on the wrist I will continue to like him.

I hope Stephen Colbert gets a hold of this. It will be classic.

What a dick.

Isn't he a little old to be throwing a temper tantrum?

HES SUCH A CUNT AND NOT THE GOOD KIND MORE LIKE WONKEYS NASTY SMELLING WIT WARTS TO MATCH

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I truly hate this conceited prick.He thinks he's right about everything.

what an assfuck.

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Bill's not bitchy because he's a dick...he's bitchy because he NEEDS dick. But sadly, no one will oblige.

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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY

Someone must have pissed in his shredded wheat I can't stand this Douche why the hell is he still on ?

Maybe he just needed a nice loofah rubdown?

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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY

He used to be an anchorman in Boston way back when. I hated him then and my hatred has only grown.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

HAHAHA "What does that mean 'to play us out' What does that mean?" What an idiot.

~*~In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?~*~

@ Bradiful: - I'm a little flaccid about this.
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It's okay. I heard he can talk a mean phone sex game. Maybe he could help you out. *ducks*

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

I have honestly never seen a Fox news program. Never.

haha! that's great! I hate this cunty fuck.

NitWitty on May 12, 2008 - 8:57am.

Anyone shocked? Anyone? *waiting for BB* LOL

- I'm a little flaccid about this.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Anyone shocked? Anyone? *waiting for BB* LOL

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

To me, he will always be that guy who talks straight out of his ass too much..

*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*

To me, he will always be the host of Inside Edition.