Alien Baby On Board?

I see Tom has finally turned his wife into what he has always fantasized about having since he was a lil' boy. A stepford wife! Arggggg!

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She doesn't weigh enough to get pregnant. Oops, I forget, neither did Nicole Ritchie or Angelina Jolie, both of whom were spotted at fertility doc offices.

She's starting to get the same look about her that Princess Diana had at the height of her bulimia.

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That hair! She looks 55 - the dress doesn't help. The dress was probably picked out for the photo op, if people think she is pregnant The Cuises will get more press.

I thought he wasn't allowed to go to the doctor or at least take anitbiotics. He better pray he doesn't have anything wrong with him because I doubt Barley water's going to help him.

Does anyone in this family own a hairbrush?

The pooch in her tummy is most likely a pillow, just like the last time.

These pictures are so weird. They make everyone look like claymation figures. No not Claymates!

This is the scariest post ever.

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This is the future. We're just not wearing jumpsuits.

If she's pregnant, then it means they succeeded in freezing Chris Klein's sperm in the turkey baster.

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Looks like a malnutrition or too much wheat bloat.

no way does tommy have asbestos poisoning...he is surrounded by the xenu shield, thus making him impervious to such dangers that would cripple mere non believing mortals...

katie's hair cut is the worse yet...and who wears a short little number like this to a soccer game?
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Katie looks like hell. I guess that's what happens to your body if you sell your soul to Xenu.

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She's not pregnant. That bump is just what happens when you cinch your waist with a belt AND have bad posture.

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I think you should see this comedy clip!! Featuring David and Victoria Beckham and TOMKAT!

Headcases show six, uploaded myself, funny as fuck!

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Gotta say that with the hair "style" and the outfit she is looking like Fraulein Maria (Julie Andrew's character) from The Sound of Music.

YIKES!!!!

Tom makes her wear the high heels....he did so with Nicole as well. The guy gets off by having his gals tower over him. Must be like a foot fetish?

She slouches all the time so apparently, she is self-conscious about the difference in their height. Remember the "wedding" photos? They actually dug a hole for her to stand in so that he would be taller.

I wonder if she takes pills to curb her appetite. It's obvious that she's taking pills or starving herself because you don't look like this if you eat.

As for the second picture on the bottom row, the one Suri was ripping her heart out, I guess she was just practicing effective bulimia.

Pregger or not, KatieBot's legs are always thick like tree trunks.
I give "the bump" to the bad choice of dress and bad posture. And I always think thatt KatieBot's lower abs kinda bulging even months after unloading Suri.

Bloody hell, his eyes ARE creepy! I spent a good portion of time looking at them before I even scrolled down to see the alleged bump. It's like he's "just checking in" to see if his robot wife is still operational.

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She looks like Rosemary

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I am hoping that's the result of too many pieces of cake.

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I don't know if she is pregnant or not, but she sure as hell looks like a robot in these pictures. She would look so nice if she would grow her hair back out and put a few pounds on.

@Missy look at the second thumbnail on the bottom. Poor Suri is trying to rip her own heart out.

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I am so fucking jealous over Kate-bots wardrobe!!!! damn!! *pouts*
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This scene looks like something out of "The Housebots of Gold Base"

Poor Katie, what a horrid pic. She looks 55.

she ate a peanut

HaHa!!

Have L. Ron Humbuggery's frozen spermies struck again?

Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 12, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I didn't know there was L. Ron sperm left. I thought they used it all up in Tommy Girl's cosmopolitans?
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Ha! LMAO )))))

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Submitted by michie on May 12, 2008 - 5:40pm.
...I also think Katie has become very strange.

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Strange? Have you ever seen one "not strange" scifag? )))

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I don't think she's preggers. Hasn't she hit menopause already?

Seriously, the bitch looks like death. Not to mention incredibly miserable.

I'm so over them. Don't care anymore if their relationship is real or not. I think it is, but I also think Katie has become very strange. Which is more her fault than Tom's. She is like Brad Pitt. She's a morpher.

I didn't know there was L. Ron sperm left. I thought they used it all up in Tommy Girl's cosmopolitans?

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

That's just gas. Tommy Girl gives her a bad case of gas.

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Bitch isn't prego. She just ate a hotdog.

I hope it's a chest burster!

oh god please tell me she isn't pregnant again, oh god!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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greeeeat, just what the world needs- another Suri. I wonder who is the father of this baby?

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Should Katie be trying for another baby? She's almost 50

...wait, how old? Well she looks 50.

Who knows with this bunch! Tommy's burning stare is giving me the creeps and Katie is so thin it looks like it hurts. Didn't Tommy go on and on during the Oprah interview about Katie and her sugar addiction and her homemade cupcakes? Apparently, she doesn't eat what she bakes - Tommy probably won't let her. And who takes a two-year old to sit in the stands at a soccer game? Obviously the kid was uncomfortable and fussed the whole time. The whole thing smells of Photo-op to me.
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I think it's just her shitty posture that is giving her a 'baby bump'. If she is preggo, then I am sure she'll receive an extra bonus check from Tommy Girl.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 12, 2008 - 5:31am.
It's the Asbestos' fault and the gray bread....
Don't eat the gray bread!!!!

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Oh shit! *wiping tears from eyes*

I don't think she's preggars. Just an ugly dress.

Katie looks more and more like a depressed skeleton.

Here's what Tommy said about her:

"She thinks most people don't eat the right stuff and all she's trying to do is be sensible. It's like she sees food as fuel, not entertainment".

One of the reasons, whz she is depressed is that stupid statement, that food is no entertainment.

Food - is one of the greatest entertainments in the world, it makes us daily content and happy! She refuses the biggest pleasure (along with sex, of course), dumb woman, in order to appear as an old, depressed skeleton.

Men say, that women, who don't have fun eating - are also cold fishes in bed.

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Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
No Mable, not the doll's head, the doll's arm............looks like a little, mini, penis.........the doll's head looks like it could be Suri's butt........weird - just like them!

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Ha! Try ot imagine the dolls head as Suri's knee, the doll's arm as Suri's penis and Tom's hand holding Suri's ....BALLS

Exactly this picture I ment yesterday, where Tommy is giving all of us "Stare from the hell".

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Sadly Katie is starting to resemble a robot. Suri looks like she's trying to shove her fist in her mouth, probably to keep from yelling Help Me! Katie is too far gone to care. I watched the Golden Compass last night and thought they were making fun of sciencetology.

Katie-bots circuts are showing. You actually have to use real sperm to get preggers, not barley water.

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Yeah, he visited him in the shower to extend best wishes alright.......humf.......more like extend the alien penis.......

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I see that L.A. lost, 2-1, to the NY Red Bulls (who knew?). Becks did not score (on the field, anyway--I kill myself) but got a caution for a "reckless foul." I heard that Tommy later visited him as he showered and dressed to extend his best wishes.

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It's the Asbestos' fault and the gray bread....
Don't eat the gray bread!!!!
Isn't Katiebot lined with Asbestos?

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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 12, 2008 - 6:08am.
voodoovixen....question for you since i see the steeler jersey in your avie? are you in pittsburgh?
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YesIownPanties..........No, we are in SF, and that day on our way to a Niner game, but my friend is a true-blue Steeler Man! Now can you loan some of your panties to Brit Brit?????

Nice to see you too Nitwitty! I love all my cute, Dlisted slutts!

I agree with y'all........it just might be an alien fart bubble! LOL

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Please... she just ate a whole carrot. Besides to get prego she'd have to find a man to sleep with and....

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