No! No! No!
If this is true then the Beverly Hills 90210 remake is over before it even began! Nikki Finke reports that Tori Spelling will be back as Donna Martin. Sources say it's official. This is not a good way to begin my Monday morning. Jennie Garth will return as Kelly Taylor, but she's only a recurring character. I can deal with Kelly Taylor, but NOT Donna Martin. Anything but Donna Martin! Fuck, bring back that dumb skank Valerie instead of Donna.
A few weeks ago, Tori said that she would love to join the show. She said, "every show needs a MILF." Obviously, she doesn't know what a MILF means.
Hopefully, Donna Martin returns to Beverly Hills after a horrific car accident that has left her mute, blind and deaf. That way Tori can just sit there and nod and grunt every now and again. That I can deal with.
Below is the classic "Donna Martin Graduates" clip! Please! No more Donna Martin!
Thanks UrbanCougar
p.s., they should just bring back 90210 and stop all this "spin-off" bullshit
senior class was told they couldn't drink or they'd be expelled. Donna's mom was big into the school board so she fought it. Brandon got the school to do a walk-out and protest so donna could graduate. Is David gonna be on too? I might cry if they got divorced! And what about Mrs. Teasley? I know WAY too much about this show!
What happened to her body? I've at least got to give her that, she had a nice body back then.
~*Head Bitch*~
DWF - why do the shorts make you cry ?
Well if she wasn't done with school - then I don't think she should be allowed to graduate - right ???
Ohhhh...She was drunk or something on prom night and they weren't going to let her graduate because she had to go to summer school, or something. But I can't remember what was really going on on prom night -- like she wasn't really drunk or someone had drugged her or something?
Those shorts make me cry.
What the hell was that all about? Did she graduate?
This show is going to BOMB.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Why does Tori have to ruin everything?
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
In Tori's case, MILF = Mongoloid I'd Like to Fart on.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
So how come Donna wasn't going to graduate ? Is she just too fucking stupid or what ?
Damn you Stock Broker, beat me to it, early bird slut you.
She will be a Born again Virgin, dyslexic, pregnant, dog breeder as well as counselor.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Will she still be a virgin?
Or, did she fulfill her dream of becoming the 1st ever Virgin Pole Dancer?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 12, 2008 - 7:54am.
Am I the only one who thinks its sad that more than one cast member for the original thinks doing a remake is a good idea? That shit was great at the time, but it's kind of pathetic that they'd go back.
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It will only be a matter of time before they announce New Kids on the Block will be doing the music for it. Look how well their "come back," is going.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Am I the only one who thinks its sad that more than one cast member for the original thinks doing a remake is a good idea? That shit was great at the time, but it's kind of pathetic that they'd go back.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
if donna martin is back then that means brian austin green will soon be re-employed since they got married.
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