Sunday, May 11th 2008

Wino Of The Woods

For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need... I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan's and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the tank followed by a couple of coffee enemas to bring down that tweeker bloat.

Here's Amy Wino and her friends were hanging out in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy. They totally communicate through grunts.

Pacific Coast News, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


shandi's picture

Fug, Fug, Fug. What more can I say?

YesIownPanties's picture

I still don't get how she's so freaking skinny but still has boobs?!?

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

islandgirl's picture

"They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy."

What MK really means is that they loiter politely behind the conifers and pilfer the innocents of their pence so they might purchase sweets.

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But then again, what do I know?

Cara's picture

She looks like she should be hunting wild boars, Lord of the Flies style.

edit - ack, Stock Broker beat me to it, lol.

Sluttsville's picture

The only time I can recall seeing anyone at the park running around looking like this....involved a liter of Jose Cuervo, a desperate forest ranger, and realizing that KY Jelly is flammable if used too close to a campfire.

Alltheprettyones's picture

Christian Children's Fund should dump plump little Loupita, and use Wino to beg for money. She looks hideous.

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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show

justice's picture

She defition of a 'CRACKHEAD". She seems immune to every chemical she puts in her system.

--thanks awfully--

Stock Broker's picture

Lord of the Flies

islandgirl's picture

Tell me the guy in the last thumbnail isn't baked out of his mind. Oh, Sunday afternoons in the park.

*sigh*

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But then again, what do I know?

YesIownPanties's picture

i'd bet money that she was somehow related to shitney with her thinking that just a bra is an acceptable shirt.

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Seriously, what's not to love?
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN

thehoustongirl's picture

OMG MK!!! *tosses the rest of my Whopper in the trash* better yet: *gives half eaten Whopper to Amy* :(

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these photos scream SOAP PLEASE!

islandgirl's picture

Drugs aside, it must be so liberating to wander around and not give a shit about what you look like.
Me, I can't give up the girdle.

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But then again, what do I know?

Sluttsville's picture

Angelina, I am begging you to fucking adopt her!!!