Sunday, May 11th 2008
Wino Of The Woods
For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need... I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan's and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the tank followed by a couple of coffee enemas to bring down that tweeker bloat.
Here's Amy Wino and her friends were hanging out in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy. They totally communicate through grunts.
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they've photoshopped these photos so badly. the random ripples and waves of saggy skin are a nice touch. they did this with kate moss too.
you aint lying about the mange, this gal is scary to look upon!
whooo!
Amy's right leg looks like there is a lizard crawling under her skin.
To clear things up:
Sheeps: Taylor is NOT a part of the Disney empire. She is signed to Big Machine Records, which is a part of Universal.
Parissucksliterally: She has plenty of fans over the age of 16, and she writes her own songs.
Bye.
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Stay Awesome.
Do they not sell bathing suits over in England anymore? I know they did when I was over there 10yrs ago, but it would seem that Amy and her friends are always parading around in their bras, leading me to believe that there is a scarcity of suits available in Merry Ol' England. And what is up with that dude chomping away on a dinosaur bone like Barney Rubble at a company bbq?
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
once again, i love amy but if i where a guy i wouldn't touch her.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
It looks like Amy's pubes are showing above the waist of her shorts in that third pic of the first row.
Seriously, what is up with her stomach? Whitney Houston didn't have that kind of a stomach when she was all cracked out. I have never seen someone who looks like a skeleton with the stomach of Pavoratti.
I think most people here haven't heard of Taylor Swift because they are older than 16.
The only reason I know who she is, is because the 12 yr old I take care of has played her music for me.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Like getting into the NBA, only 1% make it.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 4:02pm.
So you're saying she'll be completely unknown in 6 months? Cool.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Taylor Swift is part of the Disney group with Miley Cyrus, Jonas Bros, and Corbin Bleu. She's equally as talented as they are. Her face looks like the blonde wearing leggings with Lindsay Lohan.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
The Amy Winehouse food pyramid: a pile of crack.
ps: three million albums sold for Taylor. The only reason you have not heard of her is because she is not a total fuck-up like Winehouse and Lohan.
Stay Awesome.
Maybe I am thinking about this because it's Mother's Day. If I were Amy's mom, I would be tempted to follow her ass night and day. Hell, I don't know her and I want to go to find her and drag her to rehab. I know that's not how it works. It's just sad as hell to watch.
Guys, it's pretty simple why junkies get constipated. They don't eat regularly, and when they do, it's mostly crap. Anyone's digestive system would shut down, after being abused.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Turning crack into a food group qualifies as talent these days?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on May 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I still don't know who Taylor Swift is, nor do I care.
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Me either. Maybe it's her Mom? If so, happy Mother's Day, Taylor Swift Fan.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Vivian on May 11, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Why do druggies get so constipated? Remember poor Elvis? Rumor was 30lbs of poop he was trying to get out when he died on the pot...
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I wondered the same thing! I read somewhere Elvis has "impacted bowles". What was going on there?
Hey I'll admit Taylor Swift is talented, but Back To Black is a fucking great CD. Amy deserves her accolades.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on May 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I still don't know who Taylor Swift is, nor do I care.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
you know how you have "be very afraid" at the top of the page? i think you need to like make it bigger or something when you have a wino post...with pictures...of her looking like the scary crackhead that she is!
hold me
"wino of the woods" LMFAO!
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
She's running because she hears the ice cream truck coming, and that particular driver sells drugs on the side.
Still can't believe this skank beat out Taylor Swift for the best new artist Grammy.
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Stay Awesome.
I know when ever I consider jogging or running, the first outfit I pull from a closet is a bra, shorts and ballet slippers...we know she is NOT running from police since they book appointments.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
That guy she's with is kinda hot. She's a fucking creepy mess, though.
HAHAHAHAH! Leave my Amy alone, Michael!=P
Submitted by Vivian on May 11, 2008 - 3:26pm.
No, Rumer was 8 lbs. of poop when Demi gave birth.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Why do druggies get so constipated? Remember poor Elvis? Rumor was 30lbs of poop he was trying to get out when he died on the pot...
This pic makes me want to fucking cry.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
The next Karen Carpenter...
I truly hope that is not a glimpse of her pubies poking up from her shorts in that 3rd thumbnail.
I love amy but at the rate she's going she'll be dead in a year
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by betterthanyomama on May 11, 2008 - 2:44pm.
I could be wrong, but I believe that the UK is currenlty experiencing a crack epidemic.
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Are you sure Amy didn't do it all, already?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She resembles my Grandma Leventhal who was the original Holocaust Barbie.
you know she's running from the pink elephant, right? scary shit!
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
If she breaks any sprint records, they need to test her for drugs.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Friday the 13th, Part13: Jason Goes To Somalia
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 2:50pm.
This should dispel the myth that running is good for you.
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At first, I thought that too. But upon closer investigation, I think she's trying to avoid the dog shit. Until she goes to visit Blaaaake in the hoosgow, that is.
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But then again, what do I know?
Great bouncin' liver-bellies!
She looks like she's in one of those bad 70's horror flicks.
Honest to gwad, she looks emaciated.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
This should dispel the myth that running is good for you.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Good afternoon, Dlisted sluts! mwah!
OK, I am officially calling for Nathan Lane to adopt this child. He could feed her, teach her manners, and she'd be impeccably dressed.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I could be wrong, but I believe that the UK is currenlty experiencing a crack epidemic.
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- betterthanyomama
She could live under a shroom and snort fairy dust.
It must be the month of Mayo.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
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it s camping fun with Amy, bring ot the sticks and cook some marshmallows over a fire
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She looks deformed in the picture of her running.
This is just like the woods parties I attended in high school. Everyone drive to a designated location in the woods, pull out drugs and booze, hang out and get fucked up! AHHH youth....but I stopped doing it 20 years ago
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Awww.... my little woodland sprite.
Crackhouse spending the summer at a concentration camp?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 11, 2008 2:20pm.
I still don't get how she's so freaking skinny but still has boobs?!?
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Boobs??? Are you referring to that thing running down the front of her leg?