Sunday, May 11th 2008
Wino Of The Woods
For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need... I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan's and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the tank followed by a couple of coffee enemas to bring down that tweeker bloat.
Here's Amy Wino and her friends were hanging out in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy. They totally communicate through grunts.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 11, 2008 - 8:30pm.
I'm happy to hear that you had a nice day.
As for Wino, I hope she visited her Mom and had a BIG cake.
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And a sandwich!! lots of mayo! lots! Girl needs some meat on her bones!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on May 11, 2008 - 8:30pm.
I'm happy to hear that you had a nice day.
As for Wino, I hope she visited her Mom and had a BIG cake.
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fuck...that's horrifying.
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wowoo, she is really skinny, why so many people on www.intimatemingle.com said she has been put into jail and with her pics on that web,but now we saw she is still here. which is true and which is false?
What is in this girls head? What a mess! Does she have no normal people to help her get outta this mess that is her life? Sheesh if I ever get this bad I want someone to shoot me......
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Good Evening DA!
How's Lola?
Wino is not going to be doing ads for NIKE any time soon.
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Manimal, my love! How are you this evening? Baby Lola is doing great. Went to the park for just a bit yesterday and she did really well by staying close and did mind her "mommy." LOL I made a little cake this morning for Mommy's Day just to add a little cheer to our lives. I'm the only one who ate it, of course! It was a tiny cake.
Wino ain't gonna be doing ads for anything..if you think about it. Okay, maybe impetigo creams or something. *shrug*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Looks like she's packing a big basket for a chick.
Bitch, prune that bush.
Vivian -
Elvis took pills and ate a lot and pills happen to cause constipation so of course he was fat. It was probably all stored in his intestines.
Winehouse on the other hand is a crackhead? Or a junkie? I know junkies like sweets but I've never seen a fat junkie or a fat crackhead, I think it tends to suppress the appetite. But I could be wrong about fat junkies. The junkies I've known were never fat.
What is really disturbing is looking at Wino and knowing that chick is worth more money then I could ever have. It just weirds me out. The universe works in mysterious ways....
Good Evening DA!
How's Lola?
Wino is not going to be doing ads for NIKE any time soon.
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Her liver weighs more than she does
"Rubbers break"
Main pic - Brings back horrid memories of that photo of an anorexic Nicole Richie "jogging" down the beach. Awful.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
A prayer to Winehouse's mom, and to all the Dlisted moms, may you hug, talk, laugh and care for your kids, whereever they are. Happy Mom's Day.
OT: I wish for a bran muffin to shrink Winehouse's poopy tummy! That whole scenario looks like "Outward Bound" meets "Celebrity Rehab". Yick!
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SHE DO LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM POOR KIDS
SKING MY HEAD ON THAT HOT MESS
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Submitted by Vivian on May 11, 2008 - 4:46pm.
PSL, obviously Elvis ate on a regular basis cause he was a chubby mess when he died. Could it be that some drugs cause the digestive system to slow production of certain enzymes that keep things "moving?"
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I wouldn't call constantly stuffing your face "eating on a regular basis", but I agree with your suggestion too.......:)
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
IG: I forgot you have jet lag. If you start to see wood nymphs, better pop something and trundle off.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
PSL, obviously Elvis ate on a regular basis cause he was a chubby mess when he died. Could it be that some drugs cause the digestive system to slow production of certain enzymes that keep things "moving?"
Hmm. Why do they just wear bras?
Bras as tops are just not done. No, no, no.
What a mess! They should let Wino stay in the woods and compost - I'm sure she'd be able to find something to smoke, or mushrooms to much on (follow my nose!) Be one with nature Wino!
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I think they guy Amy is sitting on is Tyler James, an ex-boyfriend...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Du6AxtdPK4
Sheeps, are you suggesting it's past my bedtime?
Excellent link, by the way. Much better than the mammary one. And I know it wasn't your fault...,,!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 7:10pm.
and IG Hahaha.
Their first task is to score as much free crack as they can. I hope she gets the immunity idol, she needs it for real.
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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY
IG:
Excellent! hahahahhahahaha
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Must be the Pango Pango tribe. LOL
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I was thinking more Im Pe Tigo. ;)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Must be the Pango Pango tribe. LOL
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Is Wino on Survivor London?
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LMAO!
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Is Wino on Survivor London?
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I'm just surprised that she's running away from the forest and not the other way around. Run, Forest, run!!
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 11, 2008 - 6:39pm.
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Yummy avie!
ON T: She's a walking twig -- like the stick-like praying mantis. Sad.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Bradiful--
I'd love to read a psychological profile of fanatics who are so heavily emotionally invested in people they don't know.
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You can, on any AJ thread. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Bradiful--
I'd love to read a psychological profile of fanatics who are so heavily emotionally invested in people they don't know.
Especially the ones who are so hateful to their idol's competition.
Weird and sad. :(
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OH NO!
Taylor Fucking Swift Loon?
Great another whore I will loathe based solely on a fanatic. She looked hideous at the Grammy's.
As for Amy, if she fell down she would blend in with the rest of twigs.
?&!
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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The boy she's sittin on is Tyler James, an exboyfriend of hers.
So much for Blake, eh?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Dennis Farina must be a moron.
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He's not a cop but he plays one on TV
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Dennis Farina must be a moron.
Yahoo has the story- it is from Reuters......
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 2:40pm.
but why must you drag her into all music threads?
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Maybe she's getting paid?
Or she's got OCD?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 4:57pm.
WTF? how do you get a loaded gun that far in post nine eleven America? dayum.
On topic, Wino's skinny fat in the grossest way possible.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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How do you fly commercial and think its ok to bring firearms?
don't kill me, but maybe she's pregnant?
i know its probably malnutrition...
Actor Farina arrested after gun found in luggage at LAX AP - 20 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - Dennis Farina has been arrested at Los Angeles International Airport after a loaded gun was found in his carry-on luggage.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
She better put some shoes on before she gets the grass all dirty.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by gucci on May 11, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I love amy but at the rate she's going she'll be dead in a year
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well, last year we said that about Britney, Hohan, Paris, Nicole, and a bunch of other people. Unfortch, NONE of them have died. So that theory's kinda bust. They just live on and on. Like demons.
that thumbnail where she's sitting on the guys lap? dude is fucking wwwaaaaayyysted....
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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WINO OF THE DEAD.
Almost as funny as SHAUN OF THE DEAD.
I second your comment Sheeps.
TSF, give it up. You're not going to convert us all into groupies of Taylor Swift.
She is a talented girl, I agreed with you before..but why must you drag her into all music threads?
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Jenna Bush got married :O:O:O
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on May 11, 2008 - 1:53pm.
TSF, you're right about her label, but they all get played on the Disney Channel, they're all at the same shows, have the same fan-base, etc.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Who the fuck is this Taylor Shit that is always being brought up? Is she like Jonas Brothers and someone I shouldn't give a fuck about even though the meeja tell me I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!
I can't look at Wino anymore. She did die right and this is her reanimated corpse?