Almost Beaten By Ashton
Speed Racer cost around $100 million to make and it only pulled in around $20.2 million this weekend. Cameron and Ashton's douche fest "What Happens In Vegas" only made around $200,000 less. I can't believe people are spending their hard-earned money to see those two tampons together in a movie. Those bitches would have to pay me and throw in a jumbo popcorn and some Red Vines. You know they don't sell Red Vines at movie theaters in Manhattan? Tragic.
I feel like watching Speed Racer will bring back acid flashbacks that I don't need in my life right now. Just watching the preview made me see little green elves and pink clouds.
Here's the Top 10 weekend box office:
1. Iron Man - $50.5 million
2. Speed Racer - $20.2 million
3. What Happens In Vegas - $20 million
4. Made Of Honor - $7.6 million
5. Baby Mama - $5.8 million
6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - $3.8 million
7. Harold and Kumar... - $3.2 million
8. The Forbidden Kingdom - $1.9 million
9. Nim's Island - $1.3 million
10. Redbelt - $1.4 million
Fuck all these movies. I'm going to rent Alvin and the Chipmunks instead. That shit is best served with a fully loaded bong and a plate of Velveeta nachos.
Red Vines and strawberry soda for the win. Red Vines/Cherry Coke and plain ol' Whoppers in a close 2nd and 3rd.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Iron Man was fucking AWSOME!
I want to actually see it again.
I won't go see Speed Racer, I think it may send me into seizures or a severe acid flashback.
red vines are the shit. i hate those plasticy twizzlers.. blech
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The only movie on this list worth seeing is IRONMAN.
I haven't seen Red Vines in Jersey theaters in a while now, either, come to think of it...or Jordan almonds.
I love Jordan almonds.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by DeeDee on May 12, 2008 - 7:26am.
No Red Vines in NYC theaters?!?!?! Just.Plain.Wrong.
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Seriously! What the hell are you supposed to use as a straw for your smuggled in can of strawberry soda?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
No Red Vines in NYC theaters?!?!?! Just.Plain.Wrong.
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Huge cost! Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like [bullshit].. what will the world be??
--Okay, this shit doesn't even make sense. At least the spammers could rope in someone who is fluent in something other than Annoying-ese.
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bo_tatoe, It's not just you. They're all lame. I have NO desire to drop 8 bucks on any of them. Not worth it.
Although Speed Racer might be fun with a hit of acid. Actually, most ANY movie would be fun with a hit of acid, except "Eraserhead". I speak from experience.
Help me out here:
- am i getting old?
- or are this flicks so lame i don't even crave watching a piratemurdercopy of these which i could get within the hour over the internet for free?
Is this the filmindustries ingenious diabolical plan to stop piratemurdercopies? Did they scientifically research what kinda films piratemurdercopy viewers fancy and henceforth produce the exact opposite of films?
DR.FUNK
Movies Suck
I heard The Dark Knight raked in 51 Million this weekend, and it hasn't even been released yet...
Sorry, computer posted twice.
*-Jenny-*
I was almost feeling the same about the acid but it just makes me want to hunt down a tab and head for the theater.
*-Jenny-*
Any sign of "Major Movie Star"? I'm moist in anticipation...
My poor Mathew Fox, let me comfort you.
The Wachowski Brothers are going through some funky shit with Larry becoming a woman:
http://rated-m.blogspot.com/2006/07/wachowski-brothers-are-no-more.html
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Speed Racer looks like it will give you epilepsy!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Whenever I think of Speed Racer I think of this comment from jumptheshark.com:
"The other thing is there were too many damn people in the car: Trixie, the chimp, and that other little man-boy mutation. Very distracting while you're trying to drive."
Always cracks me up!
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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I was there for the unveiling!
Gotta have din-dins now, BBL! MUAH!
Submitted by dv8trix on May 11, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I'm old enough to remember when rocks were new.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 6:26pm.
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I'm old enough to remember Brontosaurus Ribs at the drive-in!
Submitted by dv8trix on May 11, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I'm old enough to remember when PlayDoh only came in black & white.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
TV, I am old enough to remember Cinerama...it's a go!
Submitted by dv8trix on May 11, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Across the funbags of Norma Stitz? Double Feature, every movie a horror flick?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 6:12pm.
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Yes, but where, oh where will they show drive-in movies?
Submitted by dv8trix on May 11, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Yes, it keeps the fivehead glare from blinding the pilots of overflying airplanes.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Ricci should SO wear bangs ALL the time.
Submitted by Millie on May 11, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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QTF.
I didn't see it, but I understand what you mean.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by devilgirl on May 11, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Agreed! I did really enjoy the movie but they really needed less of that kid and more of say, Trixie. The target audience isn't/shouldn't have been young kids. I saw a matinee and it still mostly teens and adults.
zzzzzz.
all those movies sound boring, dont want to see any of that shit!
I think it isn't doing well because that kid who plays Spritle sux!
Submitted by gucci on May 11, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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You're welcome!! I know it's hard going, but you must feel so good. Yippee!! :)
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But then again, what do I know?
thanks islandgirl! i'm just glad i made it!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by gucci on May 11, 2008 - 4:28pm.
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gucci, good luck with your papers and congrats on your graduation!!
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But then again, what do I know?
hay angry mom whats up! at the school where i work a few of my kids saw the movie and absolutely loved it so i have to go and see myself. how are you? as for me? i graduate college this thursday and i now have to finish writing 2 papers that i have to hand in tomorrow or else. i'm just taking a few minute dinner and d-listed break for a moment.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I have not, and will not see any movie that was a tv show. I hate the whole concept.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
I don't understand how people did not enjoy speed racer. My 4 yr old son could not stop smiling, my husband was excited like a child, and I was at the end of my seat for every race. Everyone in my theater loved it. It was fun, the critics that gave it a bad review are obviously old and don't have a sense of what is fun for kids.
I loved it, I loved Iron man. I read reviews that Speed Racer did not have enough heart, I think it had a TON of heart, it held a lot of messages about family, media, corporations, all great messages for those smart enough to "get" it. But what did the critics want? Its not Gone with the Wind here, its a kid movie, what were they looking for?
This movie was fantastic.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
gucci-long time no "see" :)
I don't say this often but IronMan is fucking awesome! I rarely make the effort to physically view a movie in the theater but not only did I do that but was so thoroughly entertained I can't wait for the sequal.
And ditto Stockbroker, i'd love to beat on the douches that pay good money to Asston and zitface...speed racer looks awful-thank god my son forgot it came out the other day-I would have a seisure if forced to see it.
I heard iron man was one bad ass movie
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
TOPANGA...I watched TRON after an evening of Colt 45, Twinkies, Lays Chips and a Peace Pipe being shared with friends.
Good Times!
I want to find the asshats who actually paid money to see Ashton Douchehead and beat some sense into them.
Oooooo, nice eyebrows!
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN
Chrisitna Ricci should just play Wednesday Addams in every movie.
hate her :X
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kidding
That Speed Racer crap looks like the 1980's movie TRON on crack. Tron, crack, the 1980's, not a good combination.
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