Hot Slut Of The Week: Norma Stitz

I'd like the next post like this to be of Johnny Zdick.

LOL omg omg. this is the funniest way to start my monday morning. Are they chichis or HUGE BALLS?
rofl...ah sh*t!

http://www.myspace.com/chirispanks

w/ my 34 A's I wonder, are we the same species?

Sheeps, and TV.... same defense for both of ya... "they can't prove that's me behind that mask!!".... great, now i'm playing lawyer on Dlisted!

OT: geezus cracker!!... that chick is ugly

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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."

Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 10:53pm.

And I'm not really a perv, I just play one in surveillance videos.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Submitted by luvmehateme on May 11, 2008 - 7:49pm.

Of course, I'm not strictly a "medical doctor." Maybe a Band-Aid, some Polysporin, that sort of thing. But I used to love "Chicago Hope"?

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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY

Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 10:29pm.

Thanks for letting me know the "risks" LOL!
I would rather die on the table then have gravity straight up RAPE me like it has this woman!

But you guys can keep weighing in, I love it!

-"That blouse hurts like a hangover."

Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 10:29pm.

I like how all the posts refer to the poster having 38DDs. This is better than taking a survey!

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All this breast-reduction talk has my head spinning. I feel like I should register a mild protest, maybe some discouraging words about the risks of surgery.

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To all the kids out there who sometimes don't get along with their moms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRqJl_-tJY

She's 49?! Her big chi-chis make her look older...not a good thing.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Thanks Ms. Turner, I FINALLY feel petite with my 36D's, fuck the breast reduction - yippy!

Submitted by luvmehateme on May 11, 2008 - 10:15pm.

Her breast reduction surgery would require several chainsaws and a hydraulic lift.

Why do I get a tear in my eye every time I hear the words "breast reduction"?

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

I have 38 DD's and I am a size 6. I have submitted to my insurance for a breast reduction...I was thinking about just living with the tits, as this is my lot in life and people have been giving me such shit about wanting the surgery. I will now call my insurance carrier and tell them to speed up the approval process, as I would like the surgery YESTERDAY!

-"That blouse hurts like a hangover."

Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 11, 2008 - 9:57pm

So does she go to get her yearly mammograms?...cause no machine I know could ever fit those things into position and take the pics!
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Hi DA... Maybe a forklift and the Hubbel (sp?) telescope? I'm thinking it would take a year to get those mammies grammed. YIKES!!
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Hello, Gorgeous! I was thinking NASA! LOL And yeah, a forklift and a very large area on which to rest them before bringing down the big machine! I don't think they can squish them close enough, though!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Submitted by dead-actress on May 11, 2008 - 9:57pm.

So does she go to get her yearly mammograms?...cause no machine I know could ever fit those things into position and take the pics!
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Hi DA... Maybe a forklift and the Hubbel (sp?) telescope? I'm thinking it would take a year to get those mammies grammed. YIKES!!

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But then again, what do I know?

So where does she go to get her yearly mammograms?...cause no machine I know could ever fit those things into position and take the pics!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

The fungal infections she gets under these monstrosities alone could kill her. DAMN!

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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show

How can anyone allow themselves to get to this point?

I wonder if she'll buy a kitty and have it make a home in her breast? this seems to be the in thing among celebs now. i hope not. poor kitty would drown or sufficate.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

I just threw up in my mouth. Gross!

so big. but there is nothing to be worried, you can find your love too. do you know www.intimatemingle.com? that is a free interracial dating club, many people find their soul mate on that web, so the people as you. maybe you are lonly, and i believe that web is a good place you should go.

NSFW that is one link I'm not going to click.
I don't think my computer has enough memory or maMMary left.

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Submitted by Callan on May 11, 2008 - 6:57pm.
How long do you think the monthly breast exam takes, you think?

oh, about 30 days!

I have natural round and full chichis...those things are more like Boeing 747s with all the flotation devices.

Plus Aretha Franklin is coming for this title! Move aside, bitch!!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

How long do you think the monthly breast exam takes, you think?

Also, her skin looks like it's about ready to cry from all the stress it's suffering.

This most definitely makes me see huge saggy tits do not make anyone look good. Her skin looks like a read map, for crying out loud. She looks like a representacion of an ancient fat aborygen goddess and that, my friends, is NOT a compliment.
13th Warrior came to mind.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

BTW, I luuuuurve the darling Blanche avie, Mrs. K! I visit CatTown regularly...I'm not ashamed! :)

And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight!

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN

Mrs. K: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

She truly looked better in yesterday's photo -- wherein she was at a bit less weight.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

dv8trix
I feel so...lucky!

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
CAT TOWN

I feel so..."inadequite"

Sweet Baby Jeezus, each boob must weigh 100 pounds!

Dieting wouldn't be the worst idea this idiot considered....Posing naked might be.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 5:50pm.

We should start a collection to buy her more clothing. Ramseys Outdoor World is having a sale on 8 person tents and they're even flame resistant so the cleavage friction doesn't set it ablaze.
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How much does a tarpaulin cost these days? And I have to check on my insurance, I'm not sure about the cleavage friction clause.

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But then again, what do I know?

We should start a collection to buy her more clothing. Ramseys Outdoor World is having a sale on 8 person tents and they're even flame resistant so the cleavage friction doesn't set it ablaze.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Submitted by justjane on May 11, 2008 - 1:08pm.

So I see that dress has been a wardrobe staple for Norma.

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I didn't notice that. LMAO.

So I see that dress has been a wardrobe staple for Norma. How very nice to have it in so many hues.

Norma, WTF with the bungee-cord dress?
and you probably need to tend to that MRSA developing on your right breast. Guess it's hard to reach for cleaning.

this lady has got a good attitude but that cleavage of hers is absolutely terrifying.

Christ, I have 38DD's and I was considering a reduction. My entire body is only slightly smaller than just one of her boobs and I'm terrified by that.

Too weird to live; too rare to die.

Submitted by kdracofan on May 11, 2008 - 4:28pm.
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Uh huh. Ditto on the eeewww. I see ringworm!!

How are you, hun? Long time, no "see". ♥

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But then again, what do I know?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I calculated that 54 of my tits, make 1 of this chick's tits.

Submitted by bambam on May 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.

After seeing her pics, I don't want to have sex either, I just want the dry heaves to stop.

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Submitted by bambam on May 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.

I love titties. I don't want to have sex, just smother me with some big titties.
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Really? Why? Just curious.

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But then again, what do I know?

I love titties. I don't want to have sex, just smother me with some big titties.

She would have been worshipped as a godess some thousands of years ago, she has the same figure as this ancient clay statue.

Jesus help me, but this is just gross. This woman must be in agony 24/7.

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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show

M.K. thanks for nothing.

I was having a nice brunch of Belgian Waffles when you posted this crap.

this is beyond disgusting. i can hardly believe she can even walk.

i used to have 40H breasts and they were excruciating. i had a breast reduction in 2001 to 38C .... they removed 11.5 lbs of breast tissue. i had severe back pain, neck pain, shoulder pain.

UGH .... this woman is just gross. how any man (or woman) would find that sexy is just wrong.

those round red marks look like cellulitis (a type of staph.) gross.

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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.

I love Jenny Jones... so much that I was reading on her site (http://www.jennyjones.com/pages/show01.shtml) and found this little gem:

"Three times we were honored with the Excellence in Media’s Silver Angel Award for “artistic excellence and ethical value.” We also received two prestigious Shine Awards for “outstanding portrayals of family planning, sexuality and reproductive health."

So I wonder if it was this show that got her nominated for any of those awards...

Sweet Jesus. Looking at her makes me appreciate my Keira Knightlies so much more.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."