Sunday, May 11th 2008
Worst Prize Ever
The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother's Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I'm going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky's skank fumes.
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Aww thanks Aphid. And yes people who have pets are mommies too. mine love the baby and I consider them both children!
This woman probably wore the Paris t on her own. Sad, she is probably a fan and a nice, hardworking lady. You can guarantee they all made fun if hehr behind her back when it was all over. Jerks.
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
VIP Sux.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by VIPFlux.com on May 11, 2008 - 12:49pm.
i want to talk to michael!! what the fuck is your problem??
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Relax, will you? You're like a 5-year-old that has to go potty.
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But then again, what do I know?
VIP FLUX:
why don;t you try EMAILING him, instead of pissing all of us off?!
what the fuck is my PROBLEM?!
You are RUINING the site! THAT is the problem, you ASSHOLE.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Maybe Michael is off spending Mother's day with his MOTHER. Shocking.
Idiot.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
In case anyone cares, dipshit's website is topless photos of celebs, etc... I make sure not to add to his hit count by going there though. If you do a Google search for "vipflux.com" you can find out the basics without increasing his traffic flow.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
In the main pic and the one with Kathy, the winner looks like she's touching her girly bits.
Is she THAT excited over meeting Paris? Or did the crabs jump?
Jeebus, Paris looks like she is on her way to the podium to accept an OSCAR. WTF is up with that?
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PSL ~ come to think of it I just bought some.
Did I tell you we have new neighbors? The Lees. They're really nice....yeah....
It was nice of Kathy to get out of her jammies for the event.
Obviously the epitome of motherhood... Kathy Hilton, great inspirational leader, with her educated, classy daughters... @$^#$%^#$%@% why not Mrs. Baldwin? Sure, Daniel is a cokehead but that woman is classy.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
oh Jesus! They made the lady wear a shirt that says PARIS......that would be the deal breaker for me....
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Hey Aphid! You too!
By the way, do you have car insurance? hehehhehe
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 10:10am.
SPEAKING of "Crock"...I drove down Robertson yesterday and there was a HUGE crowd of paps at the Nanette Lepore store- but 2 doors down, CHRISSY CROCKER was posing ALL BY HIMSELF, with ONE person taking pictures...I cracked up!
Still don't know who was in the store...
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guess this answers your question about who was at Nanette Lepore!! :)
The girl who won made a real effort to dress up.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
niki looks nice.
ooops forgot to say happy mothers day to everyone! happy mothers day!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
How is that a prize? That should be an instrument of torture!
And I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all the mommies on here a very Happy Mother's Day! That includes all the mommies of four-legged babies too!
XOXOX
Hey, I'd go shopping with them! They could buy me all great stuff, and then to thank them, I'd smack Paris and tell Kathy she is a horrible Mother.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse