It Must Be Love Or Something
John Mayer is back in Miami with Jennifer Aniston. He probably got sick of her burning his cell phone up 100 times a day. The eHarmony couple reunited on the set of "Marley & Me." Page Six reports that the two immediately starting making out. Damn. Aniston hasn't gotten this much action since....ever! She's used to men giving her a peck on the cheek and leaving her with the check.
Page Six also claims Mayer was caught "canoodling" with a blonde five days ago and it wasn't Jennifer Aniston. Scandal! Already cheating on her. Please. Mayer "canoodles" with everyone. Instead of shaking the hand of someone he just meets, he canoodles with them. He's a canoodler.
Here's Jenny and John having a gay old time at the pool of the Mandarin Oriental in Miami. Aniston is only laughing, because Mayer just pissed in the pool and it's all warm and shit. You know he totally does that.
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All the hate for her is just lame. She's a gorgeous girl and if he makes her happy then what is the fucking problem?
John is a professional flirt. He uses those powers to "canoodle" all the ladies who don't have the flirt immunity, including myself. *hiding in shame*
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"Good. Good. I think they would make a good couple. John Mayer is a funny guy, Jen thinks she is funny it will work out great."
dear jebus. i think i just threw up. all over your angelina shrine.
i'm really happy that two of my most hated hollywood people have gotten together. now i can only hope that they have ugly kids that whine constantly like both of them.
His tat sleeve is so ugly.
I thought that she could do better than him, but apparently I was wrong. He is a giant douchebag and I cannot stand him.
John Mayer is such a douche he makes me want to turn lesbian.
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I like her...can't stand him. I hope she is just using him for sex.
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Enough with the word "cougar". Seriously is not even funny or clever.
And this two should do a double wedding with Kate and Owen Wilson, all the doucheness would make the place explode.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
They looks so happy in pic. I heared that they ever met in a hot dating club http://www.blackgirlsconnect.com/ It was their first date.
Check out his body language.
Aniston knows how to stay out of pictures, so they definitely want media attention. Mayer is so gross, and not only cause he dated that ugly, transgender Simpson.
Good. Good. I think they would make a good couple. John Mayer is a funny guy, Jen thinks she is funny it will work out great.
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I hope they're using protection.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
douch plus douchbag. they need to get married.
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It was nice of them to move closer to the photogs so they can get better pictures. They may be dating but they obviously love the publicity. Jennifer does pull a lot of publicity stunts but she's never had public makeout sessions before. I can't imagine this being anything more than a fling since they are paying to much attention to the media.
how very, very public of these two.
they make a cute couple. still can't believe he publicly dated jessica simpson though.
After being married to Pitt all those years she's probably glad to be getting some dick. She's been smiling alot.
lol@ the pool pissing.
i love how in that first pic she's got her arms wrapped around him and he's just standing there, looking past her. Poor Jennifer. She looks dickmatized.
It's all chicanery, I tell ya! And if not, how on earth does he do it? Must be his "musical" prowess.
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But then again, what do I know?
She's an urban cougar, a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
That sleeve tatt looks like a joke on him. He just doesn't look like he can even grow a mustache. C'mon.
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Ah let 'em have their fun...
Besides, in 'Mimi-time' they still have 4 weeks before the wedding.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
A relationship made in tabloid heaven to keep the career of two miserable untalented individuals in the spotlight.
That is all.
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