It Must Be Love Or Something
John Mayer is back in Miami with Jennifer Aniston. He probably got sick of her burning his cell phone up 100 times a day. The eHarmony couple reunited on the set of "Marley & Me." Page Six reports that the two immediately starting making out. Damn. Aniston hasn't gotten this much action since....ever! She's used to men giving her a peck on the cheek and leaving her with the check.
Page Six also claims Mayer was caught "canoodling" with a blonde five days ago and it wasn't Jennifer Aniston. Scandal! Already cheating on her. Please. Mayer "canoodles" with everyone. Instead of shaking the hand of someone he just meets, he canoodles with them. He's a canoodler.
Here's Jenny and John having a gay old time at the pool of the Mandarin Oriental in Miami. Aniston is only laughing, because Mayer just pissed in the pool and it's all warm and shit. You know he totally does that.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 10:38am.
And, I might add, commas and periods go INSIDE the quotation "marks."
Not in the UK or Commonwealth countries.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
I think they're pretty cute. He better work overtime to make this work, because this is the first relationship he's ever been in that undouchifies him a bit.
He's Gay.
She's Gayelle. (she's hot for Courtney Cox)
In Hollywood, that's a perfect match.
Hope she enjoys it while it lasts, good for her.
I'm still not convinced that he's a heterosexual. His womanizing is a big red flag. Most, if not all womanizers are latent homosexuals. Looks like he has a lot to prove... to himself.
How pathetic if that is all she can get in a man these days.
I have bilateral thoracic outlet syndrome, I make lots of errors. The bright side I get good meds the bad side it offends.
JA is not one of the lucky people who can wear their hair pulled off of the face.
I must confess, I have comma issues. Never quite sure where they go. Too many, not enough??
Strunk and White.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 1:38pm.
By all means IG, please do.
And, I might add, commas and periods go INSIDE the quotation "marks."
Not outside the quotation "marks".
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Mrs. K., I must admit that I do tend to have problems with my punctuation. Every time I use quotes, I have to stop and think. I'm pretty sure I get it wrong every time.
However, I have no problem with being verbose. :)
On topic: I hope she's getting some on the regular. It's a good thing.
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But then again, what do I know?
By all means IG, please do.
And, I might add, commas and periods go INSIDE the quotation "marks."
Not outside the quotation "marks".
Yes, I have PMS.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 1:31pm.
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May I add you're and your? Oh, and sponge. ♥
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But then again, what do I know?
OK
Some you don't like the words cougar, canoodle and moist. Those words do not bother me.
Here is my pet peeve.
People who don't know the difference in usage between its and it's.
There I said it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I'd still canoodle the shit outta her.
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Shennagians and tomfoolery!
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But then again, what do I know?
I'm loving how more of the celeb chicks are dating younger guys...Maniston and Mayer, Mooriah and Nick. It's about time! But if I hear the word Cougar used one more time, ughh!!!!!!!!!
I'd still canoodle the shit outta her.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
A relationship made in tabloid heaven to keep the career of two miserable untalented individuals in the spotlight.
That is all.
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Seriously, why would this relationship be real when his previous ones were fake? Same gos for Jennifer. Two fake ass people. I approve of this relationship because 1. I get to see her date a guy know for pissin on girls and 2. both of them now have a rep of dating for the attention and Us Weekly coverage. Match made in heaven.
I hope they get married.
Submitted by Aphid on May 11, 2008 - 9:48am.
hahahaha.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Gracias, Borregos!
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 11, 2008 - 9:46am.
Submitted by Paquita on May 11, 2008 - 9:07am.
Enough with the word "cougar". Seriously is not even funny or clever.
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I think I saw a couple of cougars getting all moist...prolly after canoodling with their boy toys.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 9:44am.
Well, PSL, I DO prefer the beach. But since we are multimillionaires we can buy ourselves one. :)
Anyhoo, what is up with that body of hers?!?!!? OMG it's AMAZING!!!!
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Submitted by Paquita on May 11, 2008 - 9:07am.
Enough with the word "cougar". Seriously is not even funny or clever.
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AGREED. It's hackneyed and just...tired. Eh. What's the name for a male counterpart?
And his 'sleeve' gives him street cred- for a
cul-de-sac in the midwest.
"You gotta go through it so see there ain't nothin' to it" - Gary Busey
Submitted by Aphid on May 11, 2008 - 9:43am.
Aphid!! Feliz Día de las Madres!
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
I know MrsK!
I wish I was a multi-millionaire and could spend all my days in a bikini poolside!
joanne, my money's on John being a tripod.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 8:29am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 9:24am.
I saw Chrissy Crocker yesterday
Nice! Someone said yesterday that Lindsay should get him to model her leggings.
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Let me guess....the ones with the built-in kneepads?
OT: Is this really a PR stunt? I hope so, because I can't imagine Jen would want Chestica's sloppy seconds.
Maybe after Pitt she found out she likes the dick, or he has an amazing tongue or he is a tripod. They could be laughing and putting on a good show to cover something better. Either way I hope they enjoy it.
Submitted by UrbanCougar on May 11, 2008 - 9:37am.
Posting twice just proves how fast my fingers can be.
I've heard! Maybe throttle back on the Vicodin and coffee?
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Posting twice just proves how fast my fingers can be.
@Sheeps: heheheh All it took was a Vicodin, a cup of coffee and your encouragement.
OT: Bi-rumors have been around JA since before her split with Pitt. She allegedly had a lezzie affair while married to Pitt. All delicious gossip.
Submitted by slybacon on May 11, 2008 - 8:29am.
i think every photo i have seen of aniston for the last 4 years at least is in a lounge chair by a pool in her bikini.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nice work if you can get it, IMHO.
I used to like her... until she started this whatever/relationship/PR stunt with him.
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Vivian, feel free to call me PSL....I know my name is a mouthful......lol
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Parissucks. Well then, that clinches it for me... I love a man who loves to have to breathe thru his ears...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 9:24am.
I saw Chrissy Crocker yesterday
Nice! Someone said yesterday that Lindsay should get him to model her leggings.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Oh, I forgot to mention...How about that body of hers?!!? Jen looks younger than Jessica that's for sure...
Sheeps, rumor has it (Aniston pun- hehehe) John can breathe through his ears....
read my post in Kate Hudson thread...I saw Chrissy Crocker yesterday - lmao...
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 11, 2008 - 9:15am.
He sings to her (after he comes up for air, of course).
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
I hope he is great in bed, for her sake. If she is putting up with this douche, she'd better be getting something out of it.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
The thing I like best about this relationship is that it drives the Brangelunatics crazy.
is it just me or why is she the only one doing any of the canoodling?
i've always wondered, is rich bitch four four rich? if so i love you so and i would definitely not turn down a foursome with you, your bf, and mk. with rudy and winston in the other room of course.
Good for them. I doubt you haters will have to hate too long, I think they're just fucking and having a good time. Everyone is entitled to that for God's sake. Personally, I would love to give him a snuggle myself.. so great for her, she's finally getting laid good and proper after that pansy-assed chameleon she was married to.
Sheeps! Love that site. My new second home, after Dlisted.
*throws hot young men at you in thanks*
Submitted by idonthaveaname on May 11, 2008 - 8:26am.
I just copied that from the website: urbancougar.com. You could join!
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
She looks like she is holding on for dear life!!!
CLINGY!!! Don't scare him away Jennifer!!!
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How can she stand being second in line to Chestica? Uh...everybody knows he was boinking the tranny.
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can i ask a question?
does she live at the pool? in a bikini? seriously... is her house the pool? i think every photo i have seen of aniston for the last 4 years at least is in a lounge chair by a pool in her bikini.
correction: John Mayer isn't just a rite of passage for 20/30 year olds but more specifically for divorcees. He can smell desperation a mile away and pounces.
~*Head Bitch*~
Sheeps wrote:
"She's an urban cougar, a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt."
SING IT, Sheeps. I vote yes for urban cougars being one myself. Hey...maybe that's my name: UrbanCougar! Er, I'd change it, but have no clue how. Hell, I get a "you are not authorized to view this page" everytime I try to get an avatar.
But I do excel at fucking younger men.
John Mayer is for 20/30 year olds what Vilmer Valderrama was for teen actresses in Hollywood--a sexual rite of passage and a scratching post for all. Too bad they're both ugly, boring jerks.
~*Head Bitch*~