It Must Be Love Or Something
John Mayer is back in Miami with Jennifer Aniston. He probably got sick of her burning his cell phone up 100 times a day. The eHarmony couple reunited on the set of "Marley & Me." Page Six reports that the two immediately starting making out. Damn. Aniston hasn't gotten this much action since....ever! She's used to men giving her a peck on the cheek and leaving her with the check.
Page Six also claims Mayer was caught "canoodling" with a blonde five days ago and it wasn't Jennifer Aniston. Scandal! Already cheating on her. Please. Mayer "canoodles" with everyone. Instead of shaking the hand of someone he just meets, he canoodles with them. He's a canoodler.
Here's Jenny and John having a gay old time at the pool of the Mandarin Oriental in Miami. Aniston is only laughing, because Mayer just pissed in the pool and it's all warm and shit. You know he totally does that.
He probably has a big dick and that's what she's into right now. Rumor has it that Pitt wasn't hung at all. Maybe she just needs to get her rocks off. OR maybe they honestly have a connection on an intellectual and physical level. Now wouldn't that be sweet? Time will tell. I'm not quite sure why people feel the need to beat up on Jennifer. She is very attractive and seems to be loyaly and has a sense of humor. Who wouldn't appreciate that in a partner?
Submitted by Verbatim on May 11, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Canadian grammar follows American grammar, not British. In canada, the periods and commas, and some question and exclamation marks go INSIDE the quotation marks, NOT outside.
Check this out (one of many sites saying the same thing, not to mention the Canadians on DL who have confirmed it): The period comes after the parenthetical citation which comes after the quotation mark". (http://www.eslincanada.com/englishlesson3.html)
Also, the practice varies from place to place in Canada. Places just over the border, say, that are more influenced by the US or deal with the US more tend to follow the US style.
Aniston is only laughing, because Mayer just pissed in the pool and it's all warm and shit. You know he totally does that
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That is just freaking hysterical!
Other than that, I love the pink bikini and they look like they are having a good time.
I think he's into her too. For him, this is attentive. Remember how he publicly dissed and then ignored the shit out of Jessica Simpson?
I happen to think they look great together, I find it strange, that the last time he was in Miami with her, everyone said she didn't look as into him as he was into her...they are hurting no one, and seem to be enjoying each other...good for them..they are both single, good lookin and rich..
also, who's and whose
Mrs. Kravitz, you're WRONG!
Canadian grammar follows American grammar, not British. In canada, the periods and commas, and some question and exclamation marks go INSIDE the quotation marks, NOT outside. Some Canadian spelling follow American style, too. I don't know where you found your facts, but they're wrong. I study Canadian grammar and had a good argument with my professor about this. Punctuation ALWAYS go inside the quotation marks in Canada.
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In that pic she looks like she's saying, "Come on, baby, let's go somewhere and f**k" and he looks like he's saying, "Bitch, we already f**ked 5 times, I'm tired and all I want to do is relax and get my nails done."
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
This is so obviously a publicist's invention (much like her "romance" with Vince Vaughn). Totally transparent. Mayer is a total douche who is probably nailing other women as we speak, and will undoubtedly soon be blogging about how pathetic and stupid Aniston is (much as he did with Jessica Simpson). What I don't understand is why Aniston thinks this is such a good idea - she'll soon be just another of Mayer's toerags and a total figure of derision. Why doesn't she follow the Barkin/Hayek model and find some unattractive but filthy rich businessman to marry?
Her body looks fab (can't say the same for her face, never have), but I am really over seeing pics of these two everywhere. Talk about the PR machine in full on mode with these two right now. We get it, they are happy and fucking, good for them, but enough already. Blech.
Hi, all...hope everyone had a nice day.
On topic: I like JA...she has a great body, tons of money, and great style...if she has him around for nookie, good for her. I think he is a giant tool, but he is probably okay for a booty call.
I don't know why people don't like her, or imply that she is somehow less because she is unmarried and childless...I think that is her choice. She seems pretty content to me.
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She could do so much better than this tool, he will love he and leave her in no time.
This man skank has a high profile relation ship every summer. She will be dumped and on the cover of all the Tabloids again by Christmas.
hello to all!!!(still jumpin' threads, haven't been here since yesterday morn) happy momma day to those that apply!!
OT: yeah, she wouldn't even have time to go to the pool if i had the pleasure of "canoodling" her... the guy's a douche
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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."
Hey ESE! Nice to know there's a man here who doesn't think of her as Chinnifer. I'm not a crazy fan by any means, but I think she's a pretty lady with great hair and an incredible bod.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by ESE on May 11, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Mayer's "canoodling" Aniston?.... funny... i never thought i'd wish to be in John Mayer's place... wonders never cease
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Hello, Mr. Man! *holding out lint free hand* How are you this evening?
ON T: Does he sing to her? God, I hope not. Lame.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Aniston is 39 yrs. old? I think women in their late 30's are more horny than guys are at that age. Talk about snail trails.
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LMAO! Careful where you sit, honey! *wink*
Manimal - I was not ready for that comment. I laughed out loud...that was so funny!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Mayer's "canoodling" Aniston?.... funny... i never thought i'd wish to be in John Mayer's place... wonders never cease
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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."
i really do not think the man love her, i saw he find other girl on a free interracial dating club www.intimatemingle.com. maybe he think she would not know forever, and he put many hot pics on the web. it's shame.
Aniston is 39 yrs. old? I think women in their late 30's are more horny than guys are at that age. Talk about snail trails.
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I wish shed get fucked, fed, and put away. shes so fucking desperate. ANY one screwing her should be wearing triple condoms. You know she is wanting to get knocked up faster than Shitney needing her Frapp fix.
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Something about Miami. I've always liked it there.
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Desperate how? I'd pound that like a cheap piece of steak in cooking school. Us heteros are weird like that.
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LOL! Me too, but let's hope Jen is not getting herself too emotionally involved.
Can someone please tell me why this guy is jumping from the beds of so many disease ridden actresses? is'nt he afraid he'll catch something?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I was looking at the next to the last thumbnail...trying to see if I could see any creepy pecker in the red shorts. BWHAHHAAAA!!! WTF is WRONG with all of yous?
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p.s. Happy mother's Day to everyone!
I hate when ppl. use words wrong. For instance: there, their, their. Or: too, to, two...ect. you get my drift.
It makes me crazy. When people use words like that wrong, they sound like hicks.
Sorry...I'll get off of my soapbox...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Mrs K, it's what I do: I'm a grammar dork. Not only that, I checked two books and online to be sure Canadian punctuation follows the UK model. Don't ask me why--I just care about that stuff and am descended from pedants.
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She betta stock up on her psych meds...he's a "walk away Joe."
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 10:38am.
And, I might add, commas and periods go INSIDE the quotation "marks."
Not in the UK or Commonwealth countries.
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I know that AND I predicted you were going to bring it up.
How did I KNOW you were going to say that?!?!? HOW DID I KNOW?!?!?!?!
I just knew.
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Submitted by krused on May 11, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Desperate how? I'd pound that like a cheap piece of steak in cooking school. Us heteros are weird like that.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I feel nauseous. Jen is so desperate to get laid. And desperate for publicity. Movie coming out. Brad and Angelina having twins in France. She's so lame, 100%. Can't wait 'til he dumps her.
Look how she's desperately CLINGING to him ALREADY! This is so friggin' funny. He doesn't know what he's getting into. bwaaahhaaa
Submitted by Chilletta on May 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Is the douche nozzle just sporting with Jen? Will she be hurt by the huge-headed twerp? Magic Eight Ball says "signs point to YES."
hahahaha. Not more definite than that?
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
I can't stand this douche. Every time I see him I want to punch him in the face.
blech, it's obvious by the pictures that she's more in to him than he is her. Poor Jen.
By the way..check out that mongoloid sitting on the chairs in pic number two. Could be the angle but she looks massive compared to the doomed duo in the pool.
it's ok madam, you can relax. It is a widely populated open trail......lol
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
parissucks,
Holy shit. Running into Danny Bonaduce in a secluded wooded area is the stuff of nightmares. And possibly a gruesome news headline the next day.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
PSL: Sounds like a Dlisted cavalcade. I prefer to stand wistfully outside of Fred Segal.
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hehehhhehehe
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Is the douche nozzle just sporting with Jen? Will she be hurt by the huge-headed twerp? Magic Eight Ball says "signs point to YES."
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
PSL: Sounds like a Dlisted cavalcade. I prefer to stand wistfully outside of Fred Segal.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Sheeps, thankfully his pants were on.
I saw David Spade there 2 weeks ago- Runyon is the place to be guys, I'm telling you.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
PSL: Danny is hung like a rabbit.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
PSL, if you mean what I think you do, (and I'm pretty sure we're on the same wavelength) then EWWW!! Run rabbit, run!!
If not, I have no idea what we're talking about.
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But then again, what do I know?
Ohhhh, P S L, you saw Danny B up close and personal? Be still my heart...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
IG, I know!
The "rabbitt" is out, if you know what I mean.....lol
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
PSL.... SHUT UP!! Danny Partridge AND Chrissy Crocker all in the same day? How can you stand it?
*dies of jellusy*
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But then again, what do I know?
hey guys! I am having QUITE the celeb sighting weekend! As you know, I saw Chrissy Crocker yesterday- well today while hiking, I saw the hotness that is DANNY BONADUCE. I am just overwhelmed by the star power that I have been able to witness........
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Sheeps, I think joe and I may be of the same Commonwealth persuasion re punctuation. Joe, are you out there?
On topic: John Mayer is punctuating Jennifer Aniston. Unless she's on her period.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I wasn't sure what the Canadian practice is, so I didn't go there (or bother to look it up). I know that the highly educated Joe S uses the UK conventions, but she was raised in OZ. I shall now eat something, then look it up. Bye....
ONT: Jen is drinking rose champs, but Dom Perignon. IG recommends Dom with enchiladas.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 10:38am.
And, I might add, commas and periods go INSIDE the quotation "marks."
Not in the UK or Commonwealth countries.
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Make no wonder I'm confused. (,,!).
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But then again, what do I know?
I think she might be into this douchefart. If that's the case, it's pretty likely she is going to get crushed.
You know John Mayer reads these goddamn gossip blogs.
So...HEY JOHN, do your self a favor and keep her.
You two are like weeping willows and pussy willows, wispy and dense.
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