Brit Brit, Is That You?
It could be my hangover playing tricks on me, but it took a few blinks for me to realize this was Jamie Lynn and not Brit Brit. Damn. Homegirl is so tan, classy and ......miserable. She's the new MiserAlba! Although, it doesn't really work on her, because her name isn't Alba. Jamie Lynn Scowls. Naw, that doesn't work. Anyway, the girl needs to drop a good queef and wipe that frown off her face. It could be worse, she could be Brit Brit! Jamie Lynn should think about that.
Here's JL in Mississippi yesterday on her way to a club to drink her grouchiness away. No, she's on her way to her second baby shower. Brit Brit probably ruined the first one by constantly farting, so Jamie Lynn's friends are making it up to her by throwing her a second one.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on May 11, 2008 - 11:07am.
Trash, trash, trash. Poor baby doesn't stand a chance. It'll come sliding down the birth canal wearing a tube top, cutoffs & flip-flops w/ a ciggie in one hand & a can of Billy Beer in the other.
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Hahaha... that was a most excellent visual!! And where can I buy some of this Billy Beer that you speak of? :)
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But then again, what do I know?
When I saw this picture I saw Shauna Sands' daughters in 5 or 6 years easy. Those hooker heals and bad tan says it all. It could have been a cute look if the dress was a few inches longer and Jamie Lynn were some cute sandals not the loud hooker heals.
Her shoes remind me of bananas. Yeah, I know...monkey..banana. *shrug*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
How much money is she getting paid to whore out the first baby pictures?
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Why is she getting all these baby showers? She can buy her own crap. Plus it's like she's being rewarded for getting knocked up... she gets showers and presents, just like a couple expecting their first who planned to have a kid. Dumb ho.
Wow. She has the hillbilly white trash knocked-up truckstop whore look down pat.
She should just name this newborn ho Trashlyn and get it over with.
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Trash, trash, trash. Poor baby doesn't stand a chance. It'll come sliding down the birth canal wearing a tube top, cutoffs & flip-flops w/ a ciggie in one hand & a can of Billy Beer in the other.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Best wishes for a healthy happy baby born in a family thats going to exploit this child.
For women who are pregnant or plan to be, Dr. Hines recommends a common sense approach - avoid alcohol and cigarette smoke, and don't use over-the-counter medications without consulting a physician. As for those volatile organic compounds - methanol, toluene and trichloroethylene - he recommends pregnant women avoid contact with products known to contain them. "If at all possible, don't pump gasoline when you're pregnant, for example..."
(Ronald Hines, PhD, Medical College of Wisconsin Professor of Pediatrics and Associate Director of the Children's Research Institute. His work involves investigating whether genetic predisposition and exposure to certain environmental agents could lead to birth defects.)
That outfit is gorgeous. I love the shoes. She has gotten bigger. Good luck to Jamie.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
damn, I could barely walk barefoot when pregg, let alone those fucking heels.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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Nice heels, honey. She's going to end up worse than Britney. Hell, even Brit wasn't this bad at 16.
She is eight months preggers and driving/walking in 4" heels?! Does she want to have a accident?!!
+Her face is so bloated in the C/U pic of her.
That range is her mums car, it looks like JamieL is living on her own atm with Lynne being with Britbrit.
But I love JLS at least she seems to want this kid unlike her sister.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 7:27am.
You have toofs now? Ahh, socialized medicine....
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Hahaha, Sheeps!! ♥ Thanks for having my back.
Maybe I'm getting it all mixed up with my OWN kin folk.
*picks tooth*
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But then again, what do I know?
Where's the fall guy? Shouldn't he be driving her and pumping the gas? Or was it his softball day?
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 7:14am.
Look, IG just flew from one continent to the next, downed a bunch of cheap champs, and ate a few too many lutefisk enchiladas. She's allowed to get her kinship a tiny bit twisted.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
D, you are absolutely right. *blushes*
I stand by the song, though. And preferably played on the banjo.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 11, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Hard to believe that SP and JJ are about to be uncles. Kinda like that song, "I Am My Own Grandpa". Appropriate, no?
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Last time I checked, sisters' children were cousins, no?
The miserable look on her face says it all: "Pregnant at 16 is not the fun excursion she had hoped for."
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Nice hooker heels, JL.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Hard to believe that SP and JJ are about to be uncles. Kinda like that song, "I Am My Own Grandpa". Appropriate, no?
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But then again, what do I know?
Judging by her miserable look, she's probably wishing she'd used birth control.
On the upside, she can take the baby to her Senior Prom!
She looks like a pregnant hooker working the parking lot at the truck stop.
I didn't know she was old enough to drive.
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You'd better watch it Jamie or you could end up like Michelle Duggar.
Nice heels, by the way.
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