Saturday, May 10th 2008

HoHan's Out Of Another Job

Little Lindsay Lohan is out of another job! She was already dropped from "Manson Girls," because the production company couldn't getting her insured. Her rep is crying "scheduling conflicts." Now comes word that she's lost ANOTHER gig. HoHan was supposed to star alongside Jack Black in "Ye Old Times." One of the producers confirmed to E! that she's left the movie, but said she wasn't dumped. "We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor."

Let's see, that's a politically correct producer's way of saying, "We dumped the wart."

HoHan's rep said she's still got a full plate. yeah, a plate full of coke. ZING! I'll be here all weekend. Try the chicken.

Her rep said that she still has more "Ugly Betty" episodes to shoot, her album to finish and she starts shooting "Labor Pains" in 3 weeks. She's also leaving for France next week to finish shooting ads for her line of leggings. Oh yeah, at least she has the leggings line. That will surely bring her in....a few bucks.

Screw HoHan! It's all about White Oprah anyway. She's the new star of the Lohan clan! Below is a promo from her new reality shit. Long Island accents galore. YEEEESSS!


Thanks Kris

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

me too Sheeps, but I'm a hippie....hehehhhe

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
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Submitted by Deb on May 10, 2008 - 8:47am.

I like saying "groovy." It's post-hip.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:44am.

How do you say "y'all" in Philly?

I believe the word is "yous". It is prounounced "yuhs".

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Deb's picture

Mrs. Kravitz! How you doin'? I love a good NY accent myself. Ah cheesesteaks! They just can't make 'em in Chicago.

Sheeps
How about it? She's about as cool as Carol Brady saying "groovy"!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:44am.

How do you say "y'all" in Philly?

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 8:43am.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 8:38am.

Then youse should come ovfer to my howse.
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I think you mean "youse guys should come over to me house".....then you can take a "pitcha" for a keepsake. Just "aks" first.

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 8:38am.

Then youse should come ovfer to my howse.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by Deb on May 10, 2008 - 8:36am.
Love the hip-hop hand gestures!

Yeah, zackly. Maybe she picked that up in the clubs?

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

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Deb, I love a good Philly accent!
And cheesesteak.

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ubmitted by maDalice on May 10, 2008 - 8:35am.

Why does she need to travel to France to shoot a legging ad?
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to milk a free trip to France? and Per Diem?

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"

Deb's picture

"Screw yeahew, Om dee-ewin' it!
Love the hip-hop hand gestures!

God, she makes my Philadephia accent seem positively regal.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

maDalice's picture

Why does she need to travel to France to shoot a legging ad?

bellaluna's picture

Ahh, the beautiful women of Lawn Gisland.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

"What the hell are you tawkin' about?"
Totally a Long Island accent. I oughta know; I have one!
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wow, Lindsay looks so "haggered" here.....lmao

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"

Her mother is just as much to blame as Lindsay that she has no career. When Lindsay was out carousing and making her name mud and becoming unhireable, her dumb-ass mother was actually defending her, instead of stepping in and providing discipline.

And Lindsay really should have known better also. Their combined stupidity got Lindsay where she is right now, so I dont even feel sorry for her

Mawy's picture

i didn't here any long island accent except for the guy yelling in white oprah's face. then again, i am from queens and have a new yawk accent. oh, goodness....is it possible that i sound like white oprah? *faints*

She did such a superb job with Lindsey. That mother of theirs is such the skank.

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Lindsay is gonna concur Hollywood.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:25am.

I think it's like cuntkerring. (What's that annoying red line whenever I type stuff?)

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

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OK, call me a Sally Mack but I think she would have made a great Manson chick.

They let anyone in France these days, pussies.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

parissucksliterally's picture

I DID Sheeps (sticking tongue out at you)...lol

I was concurring with Green is Good..... (or is it conquer?....hehehhehe)

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:19am.
No one wants to insure her.

At least read a LITTLE way down the thread... Morning!

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

parissucksliterally's picture

No one wants to insure her. She is doomed. Everyone knows she's not sober.

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"

OMG. She is gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a site with hot pics. It seems called 'Rich kiss.com'. Was it her? Is she lonely?

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Talentless tits lose their popularity once they grow out of that 'jail bait' stage. Can't wait 'til the rent comes due and the only gig she's got is sucking pepaw producer cock.

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Douchebag numero uno's picture

Bitch acts like she is the hot shit.Grow up Ms.Hohan,you are not a teen anymore.HAG!!!!

Green Is Good's picture

If Blohan can't get insured, her career is OVER.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

this bitch pisses me off. i dont know which one does it more.....ali.....leggings for losers, or their tranny mother. yuck to all of em.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

original putas's picture

Oh well. Shes a kid really, and kids make mistakes before they really learn the ropes and know themselves. So....

It's funny that her IMDb profile (mercifully short) says her nickname is "The White Oprah" and that she "calls herself White Oprah." That's like Gwyneth Paltrow "calling herself" Fishsticks.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

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She knows her kid's a staaahhhhh!