HoHan's Out Of Another Job
Little Lindsay Lohan is out of another job! She was already dropped from "Manson Girls," because the production company couldn't getting her insured. Her rep is crying "scheduling conflicts." Now comes word that she's lost ANOTHER gig. HoHan was supposed to star alongside Jack Black in "Ye Old Times." One of the producers confirmed to E! that she's left the movie, but said she wasn't dumped. "We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor."
Let's see, that's a politically correct producer's way of saying, "We dumped the wart."
HoHan's rep said she's still got a full plate. yeah, a plate full of coke. ZING! I'll be here all weekend. Try the chicken.
Her rep said that she still has more "Ugly Betty" episodes to shoot, her album to finish and she starts shooting "Labor Pains" in 3 weeks. She's also leaving for France next week to finish shooting ads for her line of leggings. Oh yeah, at least she has the leggings line. That will surely bring her in....a few bucks.
Screw HoHan! It's all about White Oprah anyway. She's the new star of the Lohan clan! Below is a promo from her new reality shit. Long Island accents galore. YEEEESSS!
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MrsK, can you prove it was Jon Voight's car? Did you check the bite marks on the pencil?
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard
Mrs.K.: *gulp* I thought you liked lime-green Crocs? I really DO need to "play in the dirt" (BF's term for my gardening)
Is that the '83 LeBaron that poor, underprivileged Voight spawn had to drive to school? The HORROR!
Dv8trix--
DO NOT make me get into my 1983 LeBaron convertible previously owned by Jon Voight and drive north just so I can slap you. Don't do it.
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Sheeps: MUAH! Side effects of these pills include quelling the craving for lamb chops, extra rare...and a strange compulsion to garden wearing lime-green Crocs. Perhaps I should've only taken half...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:32am.
wow, Lindsay looks so "haggered" here.....lmao
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beat you to that one, my little lamb......(mwah)
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Funny, my eyes is repulseded by her fugliness.
Dang, Dv8 took her funny pills today. I think Lindsay looks haggerded.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by lillyleon on May 10, 2008 - 3:17pm.
She is awesome .my eyes is attracted by her goodliness.
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Funny, my eyes is repulseded by her fugliness.
What a hot.tranny.mess. I can't wait! :)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 10, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Conciousness is overrated.
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UPness is not.
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If she keeps getting fired from shit-that means that SOONER rather than later she won't be worth posting about...YES?! One must always look @ the upside.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Conciousness is overrated.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 2:19pm.
TV!!!! You're up!!!!
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Up...as in awake? Yes, def. one of the signs of the APOCKERLIPS
TV!!!! You're up!!!!
hehehehehehe
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Always a good sign when you're not good enough for a Jack Black movie, he's about six months away from only appearing in McDonald's commercials.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
BustyMcBooberson20!!! thank you so much for quoting Seether!!!It made my day~~~I just watched the "Truth" video..that made me happy.. I KNOW I'M OFF TOPIC, OK!?
Submitted by PSL on May 10, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Hey Socky!
I agree...Ali is already doing drugs, and will drop dead before she hits 20....she wants to be like her older sister so badly (God only knows why)
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Hi! PSL! *waving* Momma Lohan might as well reserve a few rooms at Promises, Passages, Cirque Lodge, County Rehab, County Jail, Cedars-Sinai Hospital, etc...This kid will be taking a few detours while living under her mother's rule.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
"Let's see, that's a politically correct producer's way of saying, "We dumped the wart."
HAHAHAHA!!!
Why is 'wart' such a funny word?!
But it does seem really fitting for this person. WHO IS she, & why is she famous?!
Yes, I'm an old bat who evidently just doesn't get why going to re-hab several times, having fake hair & a gross fake tan with 80-yr. old lady lines all over her face, & having a revolting, trampy mother, then designing....or more true---REdesigning leggings would make someone so famous.
But then again, I'm talking about a generation who also thinks Unfitney Spears is a musical genius.
Good Grief.What happened to good stuff, like the Rat Pack; Audrey Hepburn; then later, the ORIGINAL MTV....in a nutshell...what has happened to actual TALENT??!!
Gee, what's next---Loheg-warmers??!! YIKES!!
Can anyone tell me why this person has so much money? I'm not trying to be a snot---but, HONESTLY!!
She gets paid thousands of dollars for designing black leggings.
Ummm....dancers have been wearing those since way before she was born.
I guess it's like MK said---they just never came with padding in the knees before...
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**”Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow” ~~ Mary Anne Radmacher **
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Hey Socky!
I agree...Ali is already doing drugs, and will drop dead before she hits 20....she wants to be like her older sister so badly (God only knows why)
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
The photographer in the white shirt behind Lohan is kind of cute.
Will this reality show include Ali's stints in rehab? Cause that kid's gonna be there before the first season wraps up. Trust.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
What a useless hack she is...seriously...and her mom is a BITCH...who cares about watching a show where you learn how to mess up your own child's life!
Your face!
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What does HoHan do? Is she an actress? Is she a singer? All I know is that she's in the tabloids but I never see her anywhere else.
That mother of hers is a repulsive excuse for a human being. What a leech!
maybe lilo needs to give her dick sucking skills a revamping by sucking off a producer or two...munching on samantha's vajayjay might have caused her to slip in that department...and that's probably why she's getting fired from all these jobs...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
PSL ~ hee hee!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 9:48am.
It's twue, PSL, I got the "concur" idea from you. I have no problem giving credit where credit is due. :)
Anyhoo I totally empathize with this girl. I too was raised by a crazy ass bitch mother and I'll tell you what...it's gonna take a lotta love and a lotta time for her to pull her head out of her ass and get it right.
IMHO
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Good god, does anyone find polyester hair attractive?
I can't believe so many dumb skanks pay top dollar to look that shitty.
Drop the extensions and go back to red, Hohan!
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
MrsK and GIG:
hahahah....i was joking. Aphid and I have talked about "credit" for jokes......
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
All anyone needs is a few seconds of watching and listening to how someone talks and acts to know they are fucking stupit and full of ego with zero talent.
She wins that award.
ZING! i love you mk.
Disney is going to star Lindsay in "Herbie,Teddy,Harry, Joe, Fernando and Mario Ride Her Again".
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PSL is prolly right, it was her that did the call back first ♥
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frecklemeister makes me ill :( the hair..the face..uhh everythings wrong with this cunt.
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And just fake it if your out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like affection
Woah your such a fucking hypocrite
And you should know that the lies wont hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
THAT HAIR
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
So weird, I posted here and I saw it post but its gone now.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 11:18am.
Green Is Good:
that was me who brought the "call back " up first! give the credit where it is due...lmao
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Drop trou and take a bow!!!
Hollywood has lost all their fucking marbles making a reality show about Dina Lohan!!! What the fuck is this world coming too?????
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Green Is Good:
that was me who brought the "call back " up first! give the credit where it is due...lmao
Aphid, this comment was for you- (bratty fit throwing) hahahhahahahah
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Ha Ha - Dina-Saur has coke muscles.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 10:29am.
Lindsay is gonna concur Hollywood.
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HA HA HA!!!! I love call-backs, Mrs. K!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I want to punch Dina-Saur's teefs right down her throat.
I heard the men on Capri still love her. Their partners, however, use dark curses to describe her.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I'm sure if she stands outside the local 7-11 she could get a job.
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Poor Hohan can't get a job. I could really use help cleaning out my garage, maybe she could help.
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Why does she looks so horrid lately? Has all the partying finally caught up with her? Or is it the bad genes?
I guess we'll be seeing her at the opening of a new Little Ceasar's soon if she can't get a job....or maybe she'll be twirling one of those "New Condos Around the Corner" signs on a street corner. While trying to score.
Chimp:
evidently not, since she has taken Ali to get lip injections at 14 fucking years old.
Ali won't live to see 20. Just wait.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
fucking hell, can someone please slap dina lohan in the face.
why is she trying to make ali famous, when fame has resulted in her other daughter becoming an alcoholic criminal junkie? does she have no conscience at all?
Sheeps, not until tonight....hehehehe
this hippie has her priorities straight....(wink)
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:51am.
Groovy! *gurgle, gurgle*
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Word up!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"