HoHan's Out Of Another Job
Little Lindsay Lohan is out of another job! She was already dropped from "Manson Girls," because the production company couldn't getting her insured. Her rep is crying "scheduling conflicts." Now comes word that she's lost ANOTHER gig. HoHan was supposed to star alongside Jack Black in "Ye Old Times." One of the producers confirmed to E! that she's left the movie, but said she wasn't dumped. "We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor."
Let's see, that's a politically correct producer's way of saying, "We dumped the wart."
HoHan's rep said she's still got a full plate. yeah, a plate full of coke. ZING! I'll be here all weekend. Try the chicken.
Her rep said that she still has more "Ugly Betty" episodes to shoot, her album to finish and she starts shooting "Labor Pains" in 3 weeks. She's also leaving for France next week to finish shooting ads for her line of leggings. Oh yeah, at least she has the leggings line. That will surely bring her in....a few bucks.
Screw HoHan! It's all about White Oprah anyway. She's the new star of the Lohan clan! Below is a promo from her new reality shit. Long Island accents galore. YEEEESSS!
Thanks Kris
She looks more and more like a forty year old stripper
OMG! Check out this vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1UXIBxjmOY
Yes, many odd topics about her that surprise me, such as her little child. I found it at http://www.bigblackconnect.com/
I love Lindsay Lohan so much, recently she is found on a celeb dating site named _m illionaireloves.c om_, what is she looking for there?
Dina Lohan is one of the world's worst mothers EVER. She claims that Lindsay won't be on the show because Lindsay is a "movie star" and doesn't need to be on a reality show, but I guarantee Lindsay will still be a HUGE part of the show.
She will talk about Lindsay constantly, as shown in that clip ..when she was fuming over tabloid stories.
Why does she want Ali to be a star when she has seen what a mess Lindsay has become and how the tabloids are all over Lindsay?
Dina Lohan is a vile, disgusting, UGLY individual.
I like how she says that that the tabloids won't get away with doing this (I assume trashing) to Ali.. Really, White Oprah... whatcha gonna do about it? Only way to prevent that -- is if you let the girl grow up in peace and not try to make another child star/LOSER!
anyone want to take a shot at what kind of personality disorder Dina has? narcissism?
This clown needs to ditch the sunglasses. The 80's are over.
Dina's hoo haa is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.
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sheeps i think the reason i dont remember the 60s is cuz i was born in '68 lol you can see the beginning intro to lidsville on youtube...you can see a whole episode of h r pufnstuf....bbl :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
sing it christine!! ill be back for the encore :) my dog just climbed on my lap and he never does that so ima go enjoy it while it lasts. yall be bad so ill have some good stuff to read when i get back lol
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 7:23pm.
What's that old expression: if you remember the 60s, you weren't really there (or something)? I will re-examine the Pufnstuf body of work and see what I think today.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
yeah sheeps thats what they say but dayum....maybe they werent on acid at the exact moment they wrote the shows but they damn sure did some at one point or another loloh and dont forget lidsville...if that doesnt convince you nothing will lol
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Mrs. K? Can we watch?
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Submitted by Justina on May 10, 2008 - 10:05pm.
I wana watch White O chain smoke & do line after line.
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we promise to be good...
I wana watch White O chain smoke & do line after line.
they conjured HR Puffinstuff when they
concieved Ho-han...and of course
her natural grace and flexability has
nothing to do with drugs.. and neither do I::
passing out fukitols::::
H.R. Puff and Stuff, can't do a little but you can't do enough. LOL\\\\\\\\\\
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Tho the Krofts always denied it was a drug-influenced show. I think the whole culture then was drug-influenced, in terms of music, colors, fashions, etc., so it just seemed that way.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
H R Pufnstuf (another sid and marty kroft hallucination lol) the kid is jack wild :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 6:42pm.
it is from HR puff and stuff, a children show from the sevenites.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 7:42pm
I know this character in your avie but I can't remember the name. Anyone know its name?
Shmoo!!!!!!!! Anyone remember him?
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Dina is one of the most disgusting people walking this planet. The way she whores out her children, because she failed to become famous in her own right, is despicable.
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Which is why it is no surprise to me that Lindsay is fucked up. It will take YEARS for her to get her shit together, if she ever does.
I don't get how people can know as much as they do about Dina and NOT feel sorry for Lindsay. Dina fucked her up but good!
IMHO.
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CAT TOWN
Sweet Jesus, what a shit bag.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
If it weren't for this whole celebrity-fascination fad, she would've been over long ago. She should take note of this, be grateful, and finally redo and improve her image. Stop partying excessively, stop being incredibly irresponsible, and get back what she had while she still can.
She has a horrible image and she no longer shows any talent. One of her final talented moments took place in Mean Girls. But how many years ago was that?
Wow she is even more annoying than I thought..whats with the lame ass "tough old bitch" act? Whatever..shes a shitty mom that has one daughter thats a complete waste of skin and the other well on her way to being a complete waste of skin. LOSERS!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
im so bored :( what we need is a good ole fashioned brangeloonie thread...yeah i like seeing idiots get their asses handed to em. so what? heh
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
is there anyone on the planet so ignorant as to think its possible to be in the public eye and not be the victim of constant scrutiny? if so they need to cut back on the lithium, weed and prozac :/ lol
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
modianos- right! She might posiibly get away with the ignorance ploy if she hadn't already ruined one kid.
Dina is one of the most disgusting people walking this planet. The way she whores out her children, because she failed to become famous in her own right, is despicable.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 10, 2008 - 5:17pm.
"They better not start in on Ali..."
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im shocked she would even think such a thing! doesnt she know celebrities are immune to ridicule?? sheesh start in on ali....as IF!!
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
The problem is DINA wants to be the star of the family. She'll throw Ali to the wolves if get her (Dina) more notoriety.
"Screw you, I'm doing it". Dinasaurus is all class.
"They better not start in on Ali..."
Where the hell has this shitbag been? START in on her? They have been going full force for years, as soon as Dina-Mother-of-the-year Lohan put her in the spotlight. Among other things, I have seen her (Ali) called the most unfortunate looking celeb-kid ever. Where the hell was her maternal instinct then?
And what, she's given up on Lindsay and has diverted all of her motherly instinct to Ali? If so, God help Ali...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Ali seems to be impressed by big sis. Hope she can deal with the rejection if she doesn't succeed.
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Ali has been quoted as saying how much she loves what Lindsay does. That she can taste fame, and "wants it so bad".
she's DOOMED.
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
I wish I could melt Dina with heat of a thousand firecrotches.
Ali if you see this "RUN AWAY NOW"!
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Gutter trash.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
"You reap what you sow. "
This sums up the career of Lindsay and the entire clan.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
"Screw you, I'm doing it"
Dina Lohan
Hey you get off my cloud...
I spend the night in a chair
Thinking she'll be there but she never comes
I wake up and wipe the sleep from my eyes
Then I rise to spend another day without her
Can't go on without her
There's no song without her
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CAT TOWN
Yeah. I see EXACTLY how that "mother" mutha is.
then sun has made an appearance today- I am going out to read and enjoy the day.....see you in a couple of hours...
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:50pm.
HAHAHAHAHA, sure, take a ticket and get in line.
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DAMN! Who's got dibbs ahead of me?
I am sick of reality shows. Hell I am sick of tv because of these shows.. damnit! I miss FRIENDS ;0)
http://www.momsword.org
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:50pm.
HAHAHAHAHA, sure, take a ticket and get in line.
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CAT TOWN
*peeking in* Can I get my bitch-slap as a spanking instead? (And I want Pudge to do it...)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 12:45pm.
MrsK:
you talk to Tim Watley? You know he only converted to Judiasm for the jokes!
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I KNOW! Me and Jerry were pissed off!
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CAT TOWN
MrsK:
you talk to Tim Watley? You know he only converted to Judiasm for the jokes!
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard
This woman is dispicable as well as unbelievable. "they better not start on alley like this orse theirs going to be war" who the hell does she think she is anyway?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 10, 2008 - 2:33pm.
DR.FUNK
If she keeps getting fired from shit-that means that SOONER rather than later she won't be worth posting about...YES?! One must always look @ the upside.
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Not true. The more useless you are, the MORE coverage you get on the gossip sites. Just look at Jordan and Phoebe price and the Hills skanks. Real, accomplished artists are ignored (Taylor Swift). Sad but true.
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Stay Awesome.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 12:40pm.
MrsK, can you prove it was Jon Voight's car? Did you check the bite marks on the pencil?
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I am going to a party this evening at Tim Whatley's place,,,there will be a lot of dentists there :)
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I had a GF who referred to the shaving / lotioning / maintenance thing as "doing the yardwork". Until I offered to bring home a couple Mexicans to help out.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!