Ho Leggings
I have to hand it to HoHan. She really thought about her day to day experiences while designing her new line of leggings. Take the model on the left. Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard to put down to protect your knees. She is a genius! I'm sure there's secret pockets in her leggings to hide a coke baggie, the morning after pill and a tube of KY.
HoHan and her models invaded Robertson Blvd. yesterday to shoot her line of leggings. They really should have taken their ass to Santa Monica Blvd, because the only bitches that might buy those leggings are tranny hookers. Scratch that. They buy their shit at the local stripper store.
Wenn
removed this
OMG! Check out this vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1UXIBxjmOY
In the main pic she looks lile what she really is...w/out all the lighting, shading & makeup tricks. She looks like a typical Irishy girl from Long Island who is nothing special but trying to be some type of Scandinavian ideal of beauty. Sorry, LL, you just weren't born w/the bone structure.
I like how she thinks she is starting a trend with this shit. No one I know wears fucking leggings. lol
Those extensions look like Cocker Spaniel ears.
Well ... i don't envy girls, because it's a mans world that we live in.
Men were, are and will always be drawn to girls who look like f*ckable objects. But dress like one, you will be recognized as such. Though dress like a person, they seem to deny recognizing you.
Whatever you chose between a burqa and leggings - you kind of lose.
... or not. Girls - think about it:
There is no such easy shortcut for men to draw womens attention onto them. When they approach a woman mostly they have to make do with what kind of person they are. And because that has to be suffice ... eventually it is.
also- why is she so f*@king into leggings?! what have they done for her?
I am fairly sure this is the wrong reason to get clean, but if I started to look this way at 21/22, I would freak out and stop snorting/drinking/injecting anything that would make me look worse. I wonder if she notices the change in her face at all?
Whoever designed leggings should be shot.
Whoever brought them back into 'fashion' should be shot.
Any girl who still wears them - should be shot.
Justina:
Chris Crocker! lolololololol!
"she is gutter trash"
oh lucy goosey tell us how you really feel!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Lindsay still looks like a little girl wearing way too much badly applied makeup. come on, how long has bright red lipstick with blue eyeshadow been a major NO?
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She should get Chris Crocker to model her leggings instead.
if we rip off the knee pads do you think anyone
would notice us stealing the Steve Madden
do me shoes?
Hohan looks high.
Her "models" look like they don't want to be there.
Those are some nastyass leggings.
Lindsay could change her name to "Leggings" Lohan.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
leggings? reelee? Was this a casting for
girls from the point 09? To be cast for nothing,
not even cloths, for the privaledge of being a back up Ho-han, I'd fire my agent.
Then again..we will probibly have to deal with
Ho-han going up against House of Deirrieerre
for sp/o9. Accck! Be afraid..very.
M.
Submitted by zoloftpony on May 10, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Cute! (I also thought you were holding something.)
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
zoloft: ahhhhh, now I can see- your hair is curled up on your shoulder....... :)
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Yep, that's me. I'm not holding anything, that's just my boobie in a green shirt. :]
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
zoloftpony, is that you in your avie? Are you holding something? I can't see...too small....
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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Leggings are one step above sausage casings.
Hahaha.
That was funny and made me kinda hungry at the same time.
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Good, I'm not the only one that noticed the BJ pads on the knees.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
Whorehan should really have been the one wearing the knee padded ones...
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Submitted by agamble9 on May 10, 2008 - 5:27pm
our obese society really needs leggings now. Shiny black cottage cheese, duh
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lmao!!! amen to that!
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
This is doing nothing to restore Blohan's credibilty. She looks cheap and desperate. Of course, getting booted from two film projects in a week doesn't help, either.
shiny black leggings are WHOREable.
our obese society really needs leggings now. Shiny black cottage cheese, duh
Must go puke now, thanks
Wonder if those kneepads could save you a few dollars from buying knee guards for skating?
Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.
Submitted by Phoebe on May 10, 2008 - 5:42pm.
I'm sure the ones with knee pads are meant for nuns. Now there's an untapped market....
Honestly, if some girl was actually stupid enough to buy those what would you think.
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As much as I can't stand Lindsays' personality at least she doesn't look like a tranny like those two other girl/men she's standing with.
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She is gutter trash. This horrendous fashionista wannabe should just be thrown into an incinerator with her entire classless family.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by gucci on May 10, 2008 - 3:37pm.
McLovin-McLovin:
Ghetto hoochie momas and cholas will buy them in droves.
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Nah! No one is going to buy these leggings. Lindsay will be using these leggings as stocking stuffers next Christmas.
Hey you get off my cloud...
I'm sure the ones with knee pads are meant for nuns. Now there's an untapped market....
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Somewhere in an advertising/pr company conference room is some guy thinking of a way to sell this shit...
"Buy two pair of Lohan leggings & get..."
Laughed at.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Erm ... color me stupid but how many designs can YOU come up with for a pair of fucking leggings?!? I was able to come up with exactly one ... in 30 different colors. Break out that mirror ball and boogie on down.
Beverley:
"Rather sad. But the Lohan family seems to be another case of money not being enough to buy some class".
I'll drink to that bev. not enough people with money are able to understand that money can not buy class. it just can't.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Boy, I loved my stirrup pants back in like 6th or 7th grade. I had them in every color imaginable, and always wore 2 pairs of scrunch socks over them every day. Those were the days.
Remember when Lindsay Lohan was the cute little kid from the Parent Trap movie. She was so cute and I actually thought that she had talent. Now, especially in these pictures, she looks like a 40 year old crack whore who is used up. She has no talent, as can be seen from her recent career activities and these leggings designs.
I also think that her little sister, Ali, will be just like her in a few years unless she gets away from Lindsay and her parents.
Rather sad. But the Lohan family seems to be another case of money not being enough to buy some class.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 4:16pm
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and get....
...a free yeast infection?
...a trial size coke bump?
...a "Not my leggings" t-shirt?
Somewhere in an advertising/pr company conference room is some guy thinking of a way to sell this shit...
"Buy two pair of Lohan leggings & get...
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Leggings are so played out, then again, so is Lindsay Lohan...that makes sense, carry on.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Leggings are one step above sausage casings.
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But then again, what do I know?
A lot of those SGD couldn't dance for shit.
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McLovin-McLovin:
Ghetto hoochie momas and cholas will buy them in droves.
and lindsay is shapped like a boy.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
she works so hard to look so bad. that dry weave hair is so gross. But, MK you are too much...piece of cardboard for the eight ball - LOL
That Solid Gold clip is whack!!! I can't believe I was 3 when this one aired...and I don't want to hear from you people that say you weren't even born yet!!!
I recently worked at a High School and saw a girl wearing leggings like Lohan. She wasn't blowing like 12 guys, so I knew it wasn't her.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
parissucksliterally xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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hahahahaha zomay!
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
This looks like a low rent version of Charmed. Witches of Van Nuys. Pissed, Pussy, and Putz. Instead of a Nana they have a madam.
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These leggings look mighty 80's to me, which means someone else designed them a long time ago! not orignal ho-han!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
My toddler wears pink leggings. Thats as far as my legging purchases will go.
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Duh...just in the main pic it looks like they are "praisin the Lord!"
LOL