Saturday, May 10th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Norma Stitz - The woman with the world's largest natural breasts! Below is a clip of Norma on a Dutch TV show:
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- Anderson Cooper is totes
9 sec ago - Britney Spears' wildest
3 min 16 sec ago - Where's the dick MK? Where's
4 min 58 sec ago - The Rock...neck or no, I
7 min 5 sec ago - Martha Stewart has got the
9 min 22 sec ago - I think Eva looks hot
9 min 22 sec ago - Submitted by boomsy on Sun,
10 min 1 sec ago - I knew I loved Martha
18 min 41 sec ago - Hahahhaha! Nothing better
26 min 38 sec ago - ok wait a second.
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31 min 16 sec ago
Joe: Give them a few years: they'll think you're the best.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
What the hell? I mean. Absolutely. What the fuck??
@IG - hey there you..you must be leaving the Rock today (?) :( Bet you'll love Houston!
On topic: Dear Abby: I have a distantly related cousin with bazoombas close to that size and I fight with my adolescent sons every Xmas over whether or not they have to hug her when she presents them with gifts. Let me clarify - they DON'T want to hug her because they claim they're frightened of being smothered (pussies). I should add that she also has abundant facial hair and likes to drink (guzzle) cheap champagne. Am I a bad mother?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 2:43pm.
The convenient, collapsible mop helps me stand up.
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Funny, that's what Heather Mills says too.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 2:43pm.
The convenient, collapsible mop helps me stand up.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Sheeps, hahaha. I had you pegged for more of an Ajax kind of guy. You know, old skool.
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But then again, what do I know?
PSL, you got me! I AM jellus. And a h8r. :)
*turns on heel, flounces out of the room*
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 2:30pm.
she's not emphasizing them?!?!?!!?
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She could wear a circus tent and they'd still be emphasized!
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IG:
like YOU wouldn't wear low cut shirts if you were blessed with those beautiful boobies?
Jellus.
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Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she's in a jam. When you're in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don't have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard
Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 2:30pm.
No, literally: she was next to me in the aisle at Wal-Mart. I knelt down to get a box of Swiffer WetJets and she turned around, knocking me violently backward. I saw orbs for ten minutes.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Sheeps, self-inflicted or because your mind is boggled at the sheer volume of those chi-chis?
And I love how she's not emphasizing them by dressing appropriately.
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But then again, what do I know?
IG: My head hurts.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
GIG: Is that a callback? I thought a callback was a second audition....
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Hey, Joe!! How's it going Down Under?
For some strange reason, my back hurts.
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But then again, what do I know?
Now that's cleavage. Jodie Marsh take note.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Aphid on May 10, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Wow these make mine look like bee stings. :)
Wow, summertime must be interesting for her. Don't ever buy cheese from this woman, you might not like where it came from.
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That was fucking funny and so gross at the same time. I almost fell off my chair.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 9:32am.
Better hope Sheyla Hershey from Houston doesn't see them. She'll get ideas.
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Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! I lOVE callbacks!
Sheyla's on the phone with her surgeon right now, begging him to shove a couple of Rhinos dipped in Formaldehyde into her chest.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on May 10, 2008 - 12:49pm.
In semi-related news, I just found a video with 99 names for boobs.
God, that was funny.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on May 10, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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HAHAHA! I just sent that to umpty-zillion people on myspace!
Thanks, now I'll have that song in my head ALL day! :)
In semi-related news, I just found a video with 99 names for boobs.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29840
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
With titties that big I bet she doesn't even wear a bra, shes probably like "fuck it".
I don't even want to think of the smell when she's sweaty. Please tell me shes from a low humidity state.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Her tits are like one of those Moon Bounce things, but for non-discriminating adults.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Like the Long John Silver's commercial says.."That ain't natural. .."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:03pm.
You mean she's copyrighted it? DMAN!
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That's right. Ya wanna behave inappropriately? Ya gonna have to pay a fee. Ya wanna be a loose cannon; once again, money in her crazy pocket. Ya want it to be all about YOUR FEELINGS?!?!?!!? Take a ticket and get in line.
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Sheeeeeeeeps, SHHHH!
don't tell anyone!
Dammmit!
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
So...when she sits down..the boobles pretty much rest on her thighs..right?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
You mean she's copyrighted it? DMAN!
Submitted by Clio on May 10, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:40pm.
OK, where's someone to tell us all we're just JELLIS H8TERs? 'Cause, y'know, I'm just so jelly of this vision of loverlineness...
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Don't worry, LA will be here in a bit.
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"Instability is her trademark"
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:40pm.
OK, where's someone to tell us all we're just JELLIS H8TERs? 'Cause, y'know, I'm just so jelly of this vision of loverlineness...
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Don't worry, LA will be here in a bit.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
I bet that when she sweats, you could go whitewater rafting between those funbags
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 10, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Careful with that stuff, it also makes your hands bigger.
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And your palms hairy.
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PSL secretly LURVS Paris. Her saying that Paris sucks is just a defense mechanism, to try to keep a lid on her urge to stalk.
ONT: Two giant boobs.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Modi: Make it so.
onT: JAHOOBIES
my apologies captain :/
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 10, 2008 - 11:46am.
Careful with that stuff, it also makes your hands bigger.
And your partner's lips start to look like Chloe Lattanzi's.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I like motorboating as much as the next guy, but she would require Battleshipping.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Modi: no, I'm Patrick Stewart!
Hee hee, PSL, now I've got Lords of Acid (umpty-zillion mixes of "I Must") going through my head...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
NOOOOOO!
please, NOT AGAIN!
what did I do to deserve this? hehehehhe
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Well, smack my ass & call me Man-hands! Oh, wait, Paris day was YESTERDAY...
onT: GAZONGAS
dv8, don't forget the boobs exercises..."I must, I must, I must increase my bust!"\
men, you may not get that joke- it's from a Judy Blume book.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Careful with that stuff, it also makes your hands bigger.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
*sob* It's ALL TWOO! *applying boob-enhancing cream I got from that nice email*
Dv8 just WISHES she had boobs that hot. She's just a bitter old hater in a mommy C-cup. And leggings.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
dv8, you WISH you had a body like this and your own porn site- you jellus bitch.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Oh, you're just a jellis h8ter because your cleavage isn't measured by the meter.
(see how I did that, converted the cleavage to Canadian currency?)
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
OK, where's someone to tell us all we're just JELLIS H8TERs? 'Cause, y'know, I'm just so jelly of this vision of loverlineness...
mine are 10000 smaller and for once i feel proud about it!
Sand pails would be too heavy....shopping bags are much lighter, and form-fitting.....
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"