Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hi Slutts!! Be sure you check those links below--you'll feel good about yourself. Lisa just stepped out briefly, I think.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Hello Lisa Douglas, hydraulics won't be necessary if we can get one of those Texas gals in here with their sinkholes.....Nitty, Deb, DeeDee???? Anyone?

Sheeps: I know, I know. It's a rare thing to find such a delicate and gentle soul who can give unforgettable head under the shoe rack at the local bowling alley, but here I am. Alas! *curtsy* *reapplies lipstick*

Slutts, my sweetie: Lemme summon the hydraulics.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Could I lay that on your head::::
WTF ... giant pods:::
Hey I know this chick who's developed an
interesting line of leggings..
How much do you charge for complete suffocation?

To G.A., where would one find her nipples, and would a lift kit be warranted to conduct the search?

Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 6:20pm.

So I have heard. Wait, lemme find some of your old posts.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 8:15pm.
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I do not dare, Sir. I am a fragile teacup.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Imagine the nipples.

Check the 2 links below--if you dare.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Imagine the nipples. No, really, imagine them.
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor

Sorry for double post! Dunno what I did! *blush*

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

*cries*

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

*cries*

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

ha ha ha Sheeps gave you the link of death islandgirl and joe schmoe! I clicked it too earlier, I'll never be the same.

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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:44pm.
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G'night, Sheeps and everyone else. I'm out too, am getting cross-eyed.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!!

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But then again, what do I know?

I need a cold shower after all this boob talk. And a Viet sammich (Ed: not a euphemism). Bye, all.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

joe:

you bitch! hehehehehhehe

thanks! (wink)

Happy Mother's Day!

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 6:33pm
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One more word in before I go - 34 C..I love small boobs and find them infinitely more attractive than silicon melons. Stick those boobies out and be proud Luv!

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

joe, you must be built like me.....lol

more than a mouthful, but not by much- hehehhe

but if you have a mouth like Steven Tyler......uh-oh.

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

It's Mother's Day morning here so I've got to go fete my Mum. I've enjoyed this debate and would classify it thusly: Why do men like big tits?

See you all later!

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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Yeh I know. Why is that? Because literally, more than a mouthful IS a waste.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:27pm
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I didn't want to bring this up but I feel you've forced my hand. Lamb's brains are a delicacy here. Just sayin'

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by joe shmoe on May 10, 2008 - 3:17pm.

More than a mouthful is a waste you know.
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that's what they tell me, but men loooooooove big boobies.

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

Submitted by joe shmoe on May 10, 2008 - 3:23pm.
*Joe Shmoe furiously clicking to find avies of sheeps being defiled*

I thought you had a whole folder of them? You're in OZ, right? Just step out back with your cell cam.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 6:21pm
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I can testify your Honour that when Cousin ----- *hugged* my 12 year old son he was a tad blue around the lips when he emerged from her embrace.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:21pm
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ooooo Bugga! *Joe Shmoe furiously clicking to find avies of sheeps being defiled*

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

I wonder if there's ever been a documented case of death by tit asphyxiation?

*furiously Googling*

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But then again, what do I know?

I'd like to point out that Norma Stitz received a "BSW (Bachelor of Social Work)."

She has her own site, too: http://www.normastitz.com/home.html. (You'll have to sign in with a fake age and name to visit. I used "Joe Shmoe," aged 33.)

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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You, sir, are a very selfless ovine. I'd even go so far as to call you a giver. :)

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But then again, what do I know?

norma stitz= enormous tits
that's funny.

More than a mouthful is a waste you know.

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I am just flabbergasted knowing that someone finds this sexy.

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So if you're tired of being lonely, beat up and confused- darling there is only one thing you can do- come to me....
- Bonnie Raitt "Come To Me"

IG: MK posted the story, not me. Taking ThePaganOne's lead, I was just trying to fill in some missing details. Information is power.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:10pm.
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Speechless.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:10pm.
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Sweet Redemptress. For once, I don't know what to say. Why, Sheeps, why?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 10, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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Heehee. Alright you've convinced me. No more hugging from creepy cousin ------- (You never know she may read Dlisted and I'm scared of her; She's also bipolar and won't take her meds)

On topic: There are probably men out there that would kill to get their paws on those bosoms. Is that possible?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Joe and IslandGirl: In case you missed it, here's more useful info on this large-bosomed lady (posted by ThePagonOne--so blame him/her):

http://www.lanasbigboobs.com/models/n/norma_stitz/

IG: The link should help you get over your jet lag.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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You haven't lived until you've tried lutefisk guacamole. Although it does tend to make the tortilla chips a bit soggy.

Speaking of soggy....

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Joe, I hear that! I'm over-tired right now, I think I may have to start drinking heavily. Red Bulls sound like a plan to get you through, though. Either that or meth. I kid!!

And it's probably been mentioned before, but can you imagine the boob sweat?

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joe:

save your sons! they are embarrassed to be hugged like that....lol

I had a Great Aunt who had the Grip of Death when you hugged her, but this sounds worse!

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So if you're tired of being lonely, beat up and confused- darling there is only one thing you can do- come to me....
- Bonnie Raitt "Come To Me"

Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Tequila is a good choice if you're making lutefisk enchiladas.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

I swear I once saw a woman who was approx. the same size. It was an older black woman, and it looked like she had two watermelons in her shirt (and when I say watermelons, I'm not talking old-fashion oval/oblong shaped).

Sorry the watermelon bit, but the comparison was apt.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 10, 2008 - 5:53pm.
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OMG IG, I feel your pain! I never have too much of a problem with jet lag when I'm coming here to Australia but when I fly back I am totally zombified for at least 3 or 4 days. And I have 24 hours between arriving back and my grad ceremony. I'll have to drink several dozen Red Bulls.

On topic: A breast reduction would require a team of surgeons.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Sheeps, I find that just about anything goes with the delicacy that is lutefisk. Tequila is a particular favorite.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 10, 2008 - 2:56pm.

hahaha. I guess that could go either way as they mature: a total fetish for BBW or ... not.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

My back is starting to hurt just by looking at her. Ouch!

Hey you get off my cloud...

IG: You'll find that cheap champs goes well with lutefisk.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 5:49pm.
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Thanks Sheeps. I hope so. Although last Christmas she was in her cups and in a moment of spontaneity grabbed the 12 year old and *hugged* him when he strayed a little close and his head disappeared into her chest for about 45 seconds (not that I was counting nervously or anything). Christmas is fun at our house.

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You're in the jungle baby..

Submitted by Kandykane on May 10, 2008 - 2:52pm.
If she lost 100 pounds those "things" would deflate in correlation.

That's what I thought, but a number of posters of the female-gender-type orientation said they'd still be distended and moo-like.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Hahaha, Joe... I'm thinking the facial hair might have something to do with it. And I've been known to guzzle cheap champers on occasion.

Off topic: we just got back to Norway today, Houston in a few weeks. I'm pretty jet-lagged... ever been so tired you feel like you're walking under water? Me either. :)

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But then again, what do I know?

PS. If she lost 100 pounds those "things" would deflate in correlation.