Saturday, May 10th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Norma Stitz - The woman with the world's largest natural breasts! Below is a clip of Norma on a Dutch TV show:
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Submitted by DeeDee on May 10, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Alright bitches, I'm out. Have sweet booby dreams tonight! Talk to you whores tomorrow! *ripping off my armadillo wranglers and screaming*
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Goodnight, sweet girl! *kisses* Thank you for the laughs.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Nite, DD.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 10, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Those ties on the front of her dress must be steel cables.
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LOL! I'm glad she found some to match the dress. When she unties or cuts them, they make that whipping, reverberating sound. She clears the room first. Hello.TV.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Alright bitches, I'm out. Have sweet booby dreams tonight! Talk to you whores tomorrow! *ripping off my armadillo wranglers and screaming*
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
McSlutty, don't do it! You will think living in Heather's cootie for a couple of days is a romp in paradise!
TV, finally someone who will know what is growing under the breasticles...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Day-um, how does that woman sleep? Side? Back? And what the hell do ya'll think is going on under those behemoths???
I feel sooooo flat suddenly. And I am OK with that.
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I think she sleeps on her back and those boobles go their separate ways..one on each side. I don't blame 'em..they've been plastered together the entire day!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 7:54pm.
I need a positive I.D. of your avie
Lindsay Lohan, sans leggings. Sans almost everything except a fresh breeze. (Set your laptop on 150% and I'll email some pix.)
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sluttsville/Sheeps/DeeDee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-AAAH!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Those ties on the front of her dress must be steel cables.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
modianos, are you still here or did you get swallowed??
Dammit, those freaking sinkholes *grabs address book to look up 9-1-1*
Search and Rescue better not charge overtime because it's Saturday.
I'm thinking they needed to lift those bags onto something before pulling out the tape measure.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Sheeps, I need a positive I.D. of your avie, my laptop makes everything appear smaller.
LOL! Armadillo wranglers, yes exactly.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Uh yeah Sheeps, DD. *adjusting the stuffing in my bra*
Awwww Lola, all tuckered out. So cute.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 10:49pm.
@D~A, this will be your first Mommy's day...
8-) hugs to you and Princess Lola.
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*teary eyed* Yes! It is!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by DeeDee on May 10, 2008 - 10:50pm.
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DeeDee, as much as it kills me to say this: no one works bandaids and floss like you do girl....no one!
DeeDee: You mean armadillo wranglers?
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Day-um, how does that woman sleep? Side? Back? And what the hell do ya'll think is going on under those behemoths???
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Do they get lint, like a belly button?
At least I don't need 40 acres of fabric to cover my mammaries. Bandaids and floss is all I need.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Uhh, McSlutty?? Her nick name: DeeDee?
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Hi, DA. I'll say!
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Sheeps, darling! For shame! You promised not to peek! *wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
@D~A, this will be your first Mommy's day...
8-) hugs to you and Princess Lola.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by DeeDee on May 10, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Hi Deb and D.A.! I hope you both are having a good evening.
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Hello, sweet girl. How are you this evening? Mine is coming along just fine. Baby Lola is fast asleep. She played all day!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Day-um, how does that woman sleep? Side? Back? And what the hell do ya'll think is going on under those behemoths???
I feel sooooo flat suddenly. And I am OK with that.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by DeeDee on May 10, 2008 - 10:42pm.
You just jellus Slutty b/c you have a crack in your ass and your chest, just like Norma.
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DeeDee, I don't know how to break it to you, but most of us have a crack in our ass and chest; unless you're a uniboob or teeney tiny mosquito bites. *Whistling while eyes looking up at ceiling*
Hi, DA. I'll say!
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Hi Deb and D.A.! I hope you both are having a good evening.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Damn! *taking peek inside blouse* I'm happy with the ones I have!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
You just jellus Slutty b/c you have a crack in your ass and your chest, just like Norma.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
My wild and woeful went out the door in 1968!!! LOL. But I still have a moment every decade or so.
*watcing to see if McSlutty reaches thru cyberland to smack a Sheeps upside the head*
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Deb...NOOOOO, do not call Nitty, I left my baby sleeping in the backseat, wait until I get her out first.
DeeDee, in case you are confused with Sheeps' video, those are boobs, I realize that you aren't use to seeing boobs larger than the average size of a 10 year old's.
Uh huh Slutty. Troublemaker. You better not cross Nitty, she'll beat you with her PegLeg.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
DeeDee and Deb: McSlutty is close. What she actually said was, "The last thing we need is one of those wild, woeful Texas gals to come into this thread and fuck things up."
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Bwahahahaha Sheeps! I'm referring to my boobs as armadillos from now on.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Sluttsville on
Not perfect but better, said Jonah to that whale...LOL
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
*airblowing fake kisses*
DeeDee darling, I was just telling Sheeps that we needed one of the wild and wonderful Texas gals to come into this thread and liven things up. Yep, that's what I said. *flashes grim glance at Sheeps, just daring him to contradict*.
Do I need to call Nitty and get her in here to defend the sinkholes of all us wonderful Texan Women??? Huh? 'Cause I will!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
DeeDee: McSlutty made a video for you in honor of Mother's Day. Hope you like it:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29840
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Oh, you've dished out worse within the last week... Think of it as a Mother's Day treat.
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Sheeps, my dear friend.....were you pasted onto Heather's cootchie? Well, Nitty left me there all night; you try crawling up inside a 2 week old dead whale carcass for a night, then tell me that you wouldn't be bitter.
DAMN im sure she has MAJOR back problems!!! why aren't those just the largest breasts, instead of only the largest NATURAL ones? what do the largest fake ones look like? ugh
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Slutty! Sheep! I've fallen and I can't get up! Damn sinkholes. Wass up?
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 10:19pm.
that sink hole is less than an hours drive from me and although i havent seen it in person it doesnt look big enough to hold both of em...one maybe lol
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You mean you've actually seen Nitty!!!
Submitted by modianos on May 10, 2008 - 7:19pm.
McSlutty means those fine Texas ladies' personal sinkholes. (A running joke all week.)
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Oh, you've dished out worse within the last week... Think of it as a Mother's Day treat.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Where is everyone? Did Nitty or Deb swallow up folks, or did you and G.A. join me in Heather's hoo-ha?
~Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Hello Lisa Douglas, hydraulics won't be necessary if we can get one of those Texas gals in here with their sinkholes.....Nitty, Deb, DeeDee???? Anyone?
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that sink hole is less than an hours drive from me and although i havent seen it in person it doesnt look big enough to hold both of em...one maybe lol
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Holy Shit Sheeps, it's nearly 10:30 EST, why would you want me to view that before going to bed? The video box close-up, I thought that was Kim Kardashian's or some other big booty shakin', then I realized it was a huge breasticle.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 7:12pm.
They say to do what you know.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
Hey Sheeps, well I see you've been busy slumming around today.
Happy mothers milk day?
Can she not have some sort of harness made for those? On second thought...why bother?