Hot Slut Of The Day!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 10:54pm.
...a pit bull. Imagine that thing with teeth coming out of it!
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You know, toward the end, I'll bet Paul FANTASIZED about pitt bull hoo-ha instead of Heather's.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 10:54pm.
@GA, beats the HELL out of a pit bull. Imagine that thing with teeth coming out of it!
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It's hard enough just to have to imagine Heather coming, let alone her hoo hah pitbull *shudder*

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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - That's udderly crazy....with jugs like those, he's probably saying "C'mon Betsey, just a little more and the tank is full".
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Would that be leaded or unleaded?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 8:53pm.

He's probably saying, "MMhhhhmmmm motha mmmffhh." *thud*
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Nobody messes w/the smoking baby! So, GA what's the Mo's day plans for tomorrow?
I think the rest of the gang left us down here and they are up in the loft.
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Lemme tell ya something G.A.; every little dollar that I take while being stuck up her hoo-ha has been earned!

@GA, beats the HELL out of a pit bull. Imagine that thing with teeth coming out of it!

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Submitted by NitWitty on May 10, 2008 - 11:47pm.

I heard Norma throws them over her shoulders and lets her man do her from behind while he's smacking her ass and yellin, "Giddyap!"
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That's udderly crazy....with jugs like those, he's probably saying "C'mon Betsey, just a little more and the tank is full".

Unfortunately, the hoo-hah-taint "safe" is being guarded tonight by a small black'n'white photo of a nicotaine-addicted baby.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

LOL! It TAINT worth that much!

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I heard Norma throws them over her shoulders and lets her man do her from behind while he's smacking her ass and yellin, "Giddyap!"
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 10:43pm.
...when $48 million falls out, she's back to her happy place again.
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Perhaps she could hop on the good leg and a couple million would drop out of her hoo-hah. TAINTED money! GET IT!? :)
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by NitWitty on May 10, 2008 - 8:34pm.

Important life lesson: Men lie. A lot.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

OMG! I think my eyes were poked out by those links, Sheep!
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Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 8:38pm.

She probably feels worse seeing those "two pancake" photos.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Do you reckon that Heather ever is sad to see these "both leg" photos?
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Probably, but then she grabs hold of the fake one, shakes it, and when $48 million falls out, she's back to her happy place again.

And she probably makes even more money as a one-legged gold-digger.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Aw, GA.. I don't think so. She makes more money as a one legged hooker!

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Do you reckon that Heather ever is sad to see these "both leg" photos?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Slutts..I got so excited seeing that you were awake that I wracked my knee on the desk..lol..brb..going to check out page 2 of this thread!!

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Oooh..Deb, something juicy on page two? *glances around to see why Slutts got so quiet* Was a gauntlet thrown down there perhaps?

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Oh Gawd, not another nite of smelling rotting whale carcass.

Nitty, I'm awake, can you believe it!

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 10:30pm.
That figures, those Kimballs have the biggest organs.
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Would you rather have roses on the piano or tulips on the organ?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

I know, Sheeps..It's been sticking in my craw "so to speak" ever since you told me if I were really good, we would see the smoke coming from there! *pouts*
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Nitty! I am not saying to go to page two...so as not to encourage you **winking furiously**

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Gulp.

And not in a good way.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by NitWitty on May 10, 2008 - 8:32pm.

Umm, not to be rude, but your coochie is smoking.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Good Evening, Sluts! GA, I was thinking about you all day! I totally have an avi I'm gonna work on for ya next week..Mwhahahaha

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Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Slutts: Hank Kimball.
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That figures, those Kimballs have the biggest organs.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 11:25pm.
1968 Twiggy or 2007 Twiggy?
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Let's see, Alex for $200, I'll take the 1968 Twiggy because that would mean Sheeps wouldn't have been born and that's why he would feel inferior; therefore he can't be mad with me.

Slutts: Hank Kimball.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 8:22pm.

1968 Twiggy or 2007 Twiggy?

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Sheeps: I randomly chose the four-letter word "WALK" to complete your question, so it worked out really well. :)

(*)(*) = an appropos use of asterisks, huh.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Edited because that was just mean.

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 8:17pm.

Mlle Slutts, they were talking about that fambly on the radio today. They're really nutty, of course. The parents don't give the kids tasks; they give them "jurisdictions." The boys and girls sleep in separate dorm rooms. The dad makes his income from what he learned about making money at a religious seminar some years ago. Etc, etc.

Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 11:14pm.
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But was it with Ebb, Mr. Haney, Mr. Drucker, or Arnold?

Never knew a man that would not give it a try... 8-)

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Norma has already lost 2 lovers to SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) when she rolled over.
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Some fool out there escaped and lived to tell the story. Of course, he was oxygen deprived and lost a few brain cells in the process.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Deb: There's not a man alive who wouldn't feel inadequate trying to breast-fuck those two SUV airbags.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 8:14pm.

I didn't mean to imply any 4-letter activity. I just got tired of going Shift 8.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 11:11pm.

Norma has already lost 2 lovers to SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) when she rolled over.
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Hahahahahahahahaha.

Yes, but the good news is that the Arkansas woman that is giving birth to her 17th or 18th child won't have to worry if there will be a milk shortage.

*Silence....sound of crickets chirping*

****!? There are so many four-letter nouns from which to choose, but yes, we both did. :) Thank you for asking!
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Norma has already lost 2 lovers to SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) when she rolled over.
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You know I hate to be crass, but I will go there.

It wasn't the SADS, it was the breast fucking that got them. Scotland Yard has the reports...

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Good night DeeDee, *deep voice* Good night John-Boy.

If she lets them thangs loose during the night, how does she sleep with her arms pinned to her sides?
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The more I think about, the funnier it seems. LOL! I'm thinking she sleeps in a recliner in order to avoid suffocating herself. You know...gravity.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 11:02pm.

I suspect we should get a pig up under those puppies to root around for truffles.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Hi Lisa! Did you have a nice ****?

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Norma has already lost 2 lovers to SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) when she rolled over.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

I have a weird feeling that someone's avie is going to be found all squished in that fleshy-flesh.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Good night DeeDee, *deep voice* Good night John-Boy.

If she lets them thangs loose during the night, how does she sleep with her arms pinned to her sides?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Goodnight DeeDee, ya know I luvs you dearly.